Shortians

The Nomad’s Love for St. Christian

1 After Christian was cleansed of Catatonia by The Nomad he saw The Nomad’s greatness and holiness. 2 He was astonished of The Nomad’s power and authority, and pleaded to become a disciple. 3 The Nomad glared at Christian, realizing how cute he was, The Nomad looked away quickly. 4 The Nomad started blushing heavily and when Christian asked if He was sick, The Nomad jumped up and wet his pants. 5 Now Christian was seriously worried that something was wrong with The Nomad, 6 “You alright? Surely you didn’t take the Catatonia upon yourself in order to cleanse me.” 7 The Nomad jumped again before replying, “No, nothing is wrong- Would you become my disciple?~” 8 Christian started jumping with joy before hurtling himself into the nearby river. 9 “Baptize me! Baptize me!” Christian sang. 10 “This guy doesn’t rub off as someone with decent intellect.” The other disciples whispered among each other. 11 “C’mon! What’s the big wait?!” Christian exclaimed to the disciples and The Nomad. 12 “Uhm~ I’m so sorry-” The Nomad ran nervously over to Christian, who was standing in the current of the river. 13 The Nomad picked Christian up, before baptizing him. 14 The Nomad kept Christian’s head under the water, before the disciples saw air bubbles coming up. 15 “Uhhhh, I think you’re drowning him.” St. Tucker pointed out the obvious. 16 The Nomad then pulled Christian up, realizing his mistake. 17 Christian was gasping for breath, before he said, 18 “So that’s how you do it! So that’s an authentic Nomadian baptism!” 19 The Nomad tried to cover his mistake up, “Yeah- That’s how I do it~” 20 Christian ran over to the disciples before striking a sigma pose, saying “You can call me St. Christian now.” 21 St. Christian then was a true disciple of The Nomad.