Transcript of #214
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Commentary Transcript
Panel 1:
Jane, Marc and Jane's apartment.
She is watching "Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back" on a TV screen off to the left. Marc is off to the right.
Luke Skywalker, TV: "Talk about your feelings"... Wait, that one's for kids.
Marc Cervelle: Star Wars? Those movies are awful.
Luke Skywalker, TV: "How to express your feelings in eight steps", ooh, with pictures!
Darth Vader, TV: Luke. *wheeze*
Jane Cervelle: Shut up, Marc.
Luke Skywalker, TV: Quotes about feelings... Over a thousand? Wow.
Panel 2:
Luke Skywalker, TV: "Eat your feelings"? That's an odd phrase.
Darth Vader, TV: Luke. *wheeze*
Luke Skywalker, TV: "Feel your feelings"? Well, makes more sense than eating--
Darth Vader, TV: LUKE! *wheeze*
Luke Skywalker, TV: Huh?
Panel 3:
Darth Vader, TV: I told you to search your feelings.
Darth Vader, TV: *wheeze*
Darth Vader, TV: Not search for "your feelings".
Luke Skywalker, TV: Oh. Sorry, dad.
Disclaimer: Star Wars, Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader ©1997 20th Century Fox. Included for parody purposes.
Luke Skywalker, TV: By the way, I actually needed that hand.
Title: "Modernized"
Additional tags: parody, science fiction, sci-fi, I am your father
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