Transcript of #193

Why is it that whenever the subject of voting for Com'c is broached...

Commentary Transcript

Panel 1:

Daily Bullsh*t.

Headline: Time Machine Invented

Article text: HERETON: Some guy in a garage has invented a time machine a week from now. Mass production is now planned to have begun five weeks ago, with the product released to the public two days earlier.

Panel 2:

Daily Bullsh*t.

Headline: Founding Delayed

Article text: OTHER: Due to a mishap with a time machine and social media, the founding of Other City will be delayed by about two hundred years. The incident will have already harmed Mayor Flamingo's score on the popularity polls.

Panel 3:

Daily Bullsh*t.

Headline: Dinosaurs Destroy Invention

Article text: HERETON: Some guy in a garage claims that a pack of velociraptors brutally destroyed his unfinished time machine before disappearing into thin air. What a nutjob. The He (cut-off)

Title: "Sparing Human Intellects"

Additional tags: newspaper, time travel, transcribing the DBS feels weird due to the font

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