Disclaimer
I am a casual using hacks and amateur knowledge to translate.
There's at least one line here I'm not 100% sure on. If it sounds weird / doesn't flow, that's on me. Sorry!
Please refer to Hetascanlation's work (when they get there) as the definitive translation.
Translation Notes
General:
Fonts change depending on who is speaking and what tone or volume they're using. It looks eclectic and random, but I tried to replicate this with similar font choices.
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• "Bad Dog" is a real energy drink, made by an Austrian company.
• It's true, Germany is the only western European country without universal Google Street View. Having experienced two totalitarian regimes that used surveillance to control the citizenry, Germans are understandably suspicious of anything that appears to violate their privacy, and take great care that public institutions can't misuse the citizenry's data. As Google emphatically does exactly that, and is not subject to democratic controls, public opposition and legal difficulties forced Google to functionally give up on Germany.
• Their residence only has a 4-star rating, out of 2675 reviews! How bad are your tours, Prussia?!