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The King

The King is the first in line to the French throne, and is currently held by

His Majesty the King "Dry Spout" Cubby I of France.

Prince Consort to HM The Queen. The Most Noble and Strong Prince of Paris.

The Most Powerful Prince of the Sunkenlander Islands.

The most High and Mighty Lord Commander of the French Army.

Lord High Admiral & Head Quartermaster of the Navy of the French Empire.

Knight of the Most Noble Order of Her Majesty the Queen.

The Father Cubby. Duke of Fontainebleau. Duke of Condé.

Viscount of Rambouillet. Earl of Shantilly. Marquess of Villandry.

The Most Excellent & Noble Grand Marshal & Commander of the Kingdom of the French Empire.

Royal Audio Technician to Her Majesty the Queen. Head of the Household Maintenance Staff.

Conqueror of Scotland, Home of the Coo. Viceroy of The Sheep Territory.

The King's roles vary from the maintenance of the Empire and it's colonies to commanding soldiers on the battlefield.

King Cubby I

Rank Insignia

Scandals

The "Dry Spout" Scandal

His Majesty is rumored to be unable to produce an heir after his sexual organs were damaged in a fire fight. According to His Majesty they were "shot off". Concern is growing on whether the royal line will be able to live on if his majesty is unable to produce an heir.

The Tiffany Cox Scandal

His Majesty is rumored to be have forgotten who Tiffany Cox is. His Majesty claims that he merely had "A lapse".

Quotes

"I spit on my forefathers and my ancestors" - SuperCubby 2023

"Enjoy our slimy French baguettes going down your gullets at rapid velocity!" - SuperCubby 2023

"Do not be afraid, I will not harm you. I HAVE LIED TO YOU AND YOUR BLOOD IS ON MY HANDS!" - SuperCubby 2023

"The British Empire is trapped by one bagpipe player!" - SuperCubby 2023

"I'll sword battle you then... I lied! Never trust a Frenchman! Swords are for hounds!" - SuperCubby 2023

"I would shove your rectum inside my eardrum simply so I couldn't understand it!" - SuperCubby 2023

"Oh no! It seems you have died and I have survived, how is that possible?!" - SuperCubby 2023

"You've been sunk! Enjoy the bottom of Poseidon's butt crack boys!" - SuperCubby 2023

"Cut out this man's tongue! Strip him down to his nether region!" - SuperCubby 2023

"Enemy! Kill him! Kill him and his family and friends!" - SuperCubby 2023

"Eat the British PP of Justice!" - SuperCubby 2023

"Can I jump too high for your simple medieval rifles to handle?" - SuperCubby 2023

"You've killed my musician and for that you will die." - SuperCubby 2023

"Maybe I'll shove my massive baguette down your throat! Coming through your back door now!" - SuperCubby 2023

"Let the peasants go and fight this silly war!" - SuperCubby 2023

"The enemy's blood is what I want to drink!" - SuperCubby 2023

"When you finish them off, dip your hand in their blood and wear it as face paint." - SuperCubby 2023

"Are you French or are you stupid?" - SuperCubby 2023

"If you need someone who can reproduce at an alarming rate, I'm your man." - SuperCubby 2023

"Never trust a Frenchman" - SuperCubby 2023

"Die for it!" - SuperCubby 2023

"10,000 generations of suffering for your disregard for the British empire!" - SuperCubby 2023

"I'm using your body as a bit of a shield." - SuperCubby 2023

"Our France testosterone dingles or dangles all across their faces!" - SuperCubby 2023

"Their smiling faces will be wiped clean by our bullets!" - SuperCubby 2023

"Ambush attack! Take that! Ambush attack!" - SuperCubby 2023

"Do you think I'm going to miss? We never miss!" - SuperCubby 2023

"Help! Help! I've missed! Help! Shoot them! Kill them! Blast them! Save me! Hurt them! Hurt them!" - SuperCubby 2023

"Who is the captain and king and lord and saviour of this very realm, is it me or you?!" - SuperCubby 2023

"I wish I could say it was a goodbye! BADbye! BADbye then! BADbye! AND DON'T COME BACK!" - SuperCubby 2023

"Hurry up and load your muskets! You're not polishing off your nob and your bollocks now are you?!" - SuperCubby 2023

"There seems to be a bit of an issue with the old pecker." - SuperCubby 2024

"May Davy Jones suck you sideways for eternity!" - SuperCubby 2024

"You monster! You treasonous scoundrel! You hound of humanity! You mound of flesh!" - SuperCubby 2024

"Who else wants some of France throbbing ,penetrating power?!" - SuperCubby 2024

"Do not sit in front of me, do not speak unless spoken to, and by god sir, let the queen strike you whenever she desires!" - SuperCubby 2024

Fun Facts

The King's steed is named Ingrid.

The King's codename is 'Kilo India November Golf'.

The King was originally addressed as 'Your Highness' before gradually becoming 'Your Majesty'.

Photo Gallery

Father Cubby (In Military Uniform)

This photo shows His Majesty the King acting as his second position, The Father Cubby.

Dead

This photo depicts His Majesty the King dead.

Solumn Pose

This photo depicts His Majesty the King in a local graveyard, paying respects to fallen soldiers of the Empire.

Beach Pose

This photo shows His Majesty the King of France relaxing on an English beach.

Official Portrait

This is His Majesty's official portrait.

The portrait depicts His Majesty posing strongly infront of the great flag of the Empire.

Royal Jewels

The Crown of The King

The Crown given to the Consort of the Monarch.

The King's Sceptre

The Sceptre given to the Consort of the Monarch.

The Crown of the Prince of Paris

The Crown of the Heir to the throne of France.

Uniforms

Original Grenadier Uniform

Grenadier Uniform

Naval Uniform

Chasseur Uniform

Royal Uniform

Greatcoat Chasseur Uniform

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