Walladisneys

History

Formation and Early Years

Walt Disney displayed a shrewd eye for a burgeoning, exploitable market when he visited Hunter Stadium for a Verminators test match in early 2017. From his box seats he panned around the stadium and saw swathes of obese, spoilt children cheering on their favourites in the Infestation Nation. From that day he set in motion the beginnings of an elite rugby club.

The global icons Walt had once animated flocked home at his beckon, all willing to don a Walladisneys shirt for their creator. A notoriously competitive team to break into, careers can be over within a week if the volatile Disney fans turn on you. Walladisneys players can expect the highest highs and the lowest lows at the hands their fickle fanbase, but one thing is certain: they'll get rich in the meantime.

Walladisneys broke onto the scene during September 2017's Kopparburg Kup. Walt saw this as a proving ground to show the world his team meant business, and they destroyed fellow USA Rugby initiates RFC WWE in the final.

The global reaction was huge, as this was regarded as a huge upset. A newly formed team instantly beating their veteran clubs? It shouldn't happen like this, and from that moment forth Walladisneys became the team to beat.

Staff

Director of Rugby - Captain Hook

Head Coach - Walt Disney

Scrum Coach - Pete

Lineout Coach - Gaston

Backs Coach - Donald Duck

Club Doctor - Tinkerbell

Head Scout - Peter Pan

Treasurer - John S Headley