007 Universe brushed aside GWRFC in a routine game down in Swindon.

Bernard 'M' Lee has mounted a late charge for the play-off positions, reaping the rewards of having Nik Nak and Roger Moore in stunning form.

GWRFC, who already know they are rebuilding their network for life in the Armitage 8, offered very little going forward.

Red Grant secured a well-deserved try, after a fantastic offload by Afghan Cargo Plane. Grant perhaps is a dark horse for England's hooker spot for the upcoming Autumn International against Argentina. The game was finished off in the second half by Roger Moore and Pierce Brosnan.

Sean Connery has clearly been putting the hours in at training, the first ever 007 improved his kicking dramatically.

There were some unfortunate niggling injuries from this game however. George Lazenby aggravated his knee once again and will now miss the next game. Grizzly Bear 141 has sure had the last laugh on his career.

Sir Mark Hopwood MBE on his recent recognition from the Queen

"Although I don't coach for royal approval, I really do appreciate that my work down here at GWRFC is being noticed by wider circles".

Red Grant speaking to the Festering Echo correspondent Geoff Horsfield

"I am just enjoying my rugby at the moment. If Stuart Lancaster and Bear Grylls notice me, then of course I am only a phone call away".

"But what I want to know Geoff, is how the hell have you got the nerve to speak to me after what you tweeted today?!".

Red Grant was of course referring to this infamous tweet: