Kodyray Immune (born 11 January 2003) is an American former rugby union footballer. He played predominately as a centre, although had stints at fly half when senior coaches suffered from mental illness. Immune played his entire career for Ancient Megapowers.
Full Name -IoW-Kodyray611-Immune
Date of Birth 11 January 2003
Place of Birth Atlanta, Georgia
Height 1.67m
Weight 98kg
School IoW Clan Recruitment Facility
Rugby union career
Position(s) Centre, Fly half
Club
Years 2017-2017 Ancient Megapowers
Apps 19 Points 17
National
Apps ??
Immune spent the majority of his early life playing video games. He took an early liking to the real-time tactics game: Rome Total War (2004), when he was just five years old, after pressuring his dad to buy it for him at the local Walmart. It was during this phase his mother, Janice Immune, noticed the growth of a potbelly, caused by the endless hours of online battles and catering to the European timezone. Encouraging him to eat his greens and lessen his portions to help combat this hermit-like lifestyle was met with harsh resistance. At one point Janice shouted down the stairs to the basement, "Kody darling, your dinner is ready", to which Kody replied with his mouth full of Cheetos and Dr. Pepper, "Moooooooom, what have I told you about interrupting me during my online matches, I can't just leave my friends, it's Egypt vs. Rome for fucks sake".
Struggling to get her son around the dinner table, Janice realised maybe a sport would work better than dieting. Janice rang up IoW Clan headquarters and begged its leader, -IoW- Spider, asking that just once a week, every Saturday morning, they could encourage her son to join a rugby club. Rugby was the only sport which would have accepted a 98kg thirteen year-old with open arms.
The local Atlanta rugby club did not spark any interest from her son. Janice needed a rugby club which suited her son's channelled interests in virtually commanding ancient armies and pwning some n00bs. Her search took her to the Federazione Italiana Rugby, in which the Ancient Megapowers plied their craft. They just happened to need a new centre, to command the likes of Pig General, Fixed Ballista, Carthaginian Sapper and Egyptian Infantry.
Immune took to his newfound role like a moth to a flame, it was a shame however that he was truly trash at rugby. Usually charging a Carthaginian War Elephant into the enemy infantry works in video game format, but on the rugby pitch it just resulted in him being tackled, and the ball being turned over. It turned out Immune needed to play alongside with Urban Cohort, Chariot Archer and Callum Cataphract. Blighted by injuries and the inability to pick off Publius Scipio's spot as first choice Inside Centre, Immune was shoehorned out in his first season.
On his retirement Kody often looks back at his rugby career with disdain. "I never got the chance because I am used to 15K CWB Grassy flatlands rules". He further explained that "everyone knows any other ruleset is cheating and not allowed in the official IoW guidelines". It is believed Immune moved back to Atlanta and happily rots in the Chat Lobby of Rome Total War to this day.
In November 2017, Immune qualified to become a referee. In September 2018, he stayed in the Royal Seven Stars in Totnes, after refereeing 2 consecutive KEVICC home games.
Kodyray Immune featuring in a 2v2 online battle, although please consider that these are not his preferred rulesets or denarii allocation.