Sparky Dog (born 25 December 2007) is a Dutch former rugby union player. He played predominately as a left winger, and was famed for his side-steps, swerves and his ability to never die. He played his entire career for Pets Gone Wild, but perhaps his biggest travesty was never being capped by The Netherlands.
Full Name Sparky the Labrador
Date of Birth 25 December 2007
Place of Birth Utrecht, The Netherlands
Height 65 cm
Weight 37 kg
School The college in Dead of Winter
Rugby union career
Position(s) Winger
Club
Years 2017-2017 Pets Gone Wild
Apps 35 Points 105
After being rescued from the bad microphones of tabletop simulator, Sparky went straight into the Pets Gone Wild starting XV. Not known for his defensive work as a winger, Sparky was Mr. Offence. Every time he received the ball at wing it would more or less result in a try. He some how retained the skill of not being able to be killed from his Dead of Winter days; his nippy side-steps and infinite stamina made him almost impossible to tackle.
Sparky was one of the most dominant wingers during the Pro 12 season, but unfortunately had to retire via a botched surgery just before the big final against Land of the Rucking Sun. Despite his immunity to a clean death, he was susceptible to frostbite. In 2018 Sparky was inducted into the Hall of Fame.