A torrid affair at Toll Stadium saw league leaders experimenting tactically, and league gutter-dwellers displaying why they belong there.

It was a game for the forwards, with Christophe Berdos having to be on his toes all game. Grizzly Bear 141 showed everyone why he's considered a god tier prop, driving from every ruck and fighting for every loose ball. His heroics didn't go unrewarded as he breached the GWR defence and ran in a delectable try.

It's an unfortunately common practice for GWRFC to utterly collapse after conceding, and their defence lies in tatters for the rest of the match. "They're a f***ing disgrace" cries sacked lineout coach, Network Repairman, "I'm glad to be done with them, I hope they're relegated".

Despite their many attempts GWRFC didn't manage to get The Jacobite going (their usual channel of scoring). However, the Fat Controller having enough of being contained 5 metres from his line, burst forward up to the 22 in a blitz of rage. Leaving Pets strewn in his wake, there are rumblings of this being the biggest carry the Pro 12 has seen this year.

Sky Sports anchor Adam Leventhal caught a word with GWRFC scrum-half, Signal Box

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