Kurger Bing

Description

Kurger Bing is a non-level space that is literally just a fucking Burger King with a terrible sign. Below the Kurger Bing sign is text saying "YES WE ARE AWARE WE GOT A FUCKED UP SIGN THANKS". There is also a COOK OUT, when entered you will explode because you are betraying Burgeer king. 

If you pull up at the Drive Thru, the speakers will explode too. Because it hates you. And pulling up at the window, you will be given approximately 294 receipts for nothing. When you go to get your food, you get nothing in a bag, but there is a 1/88888888888888888888888888888888888829131023123845357947854379584375239847 chance that you will be brought to Level 210.

There is also a vending machine because fuck you.

Interior

Even if Kurger Bing is a drive-thru, you can for some reason enter it (what?). Entering Kurger Bing will meet you with a Kurger Bing interior with Kurger Bing stuff. The menu contains the following:

• pineaplle (Suggested by Cinnimin)

• XP Pen Deco 03 (Suggied by me(Potassium))

• Pommes frites mit Käse (Suggested by 65536)

• Femboy Impossible Whopper (Suggied by me(Potassium))

• The Greek Salad (Suggied by me(Potassium))

• FNIRSI 1013D 7-inch Digital 2 Channels Tablet Oscilloscope 100M Bandwidth 1GS/s Sampling Rate 800x480 Resolution Capacitor Screen Touch + Gesture Operation Oscilloscopes - EU Plug (Suggested by Sam W)

• Gas Station Pills (Suggested by Dr. Doctor)

• Chocotaco (Suggested by Cinnimin)

• 3D print of the letter S, with the text "3DS". (Suggested by nick himself)

• Gnarpy Plushie (Suggested by anastasia)

• Gas Station Weed (Suggied by me(Potassium))

• Baby Carrots (Suggied by me(Potassium))

• Red's Potion (Suggied by me(Potassium))

• Mystery Meat (Suggested by Jacob Lee)

• A second, smaller Kurger Bing (possibly bite-sized) (Suggied by me(Potassium))

• A Kurger Bing Crown (Suggested by me (Eve)

• A (Perfectly safe) mini black hole (Suggested by me (eve)

• The limited time Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Whopper

• The limited time (soon to release) Deadpool and Wolverine Whopper

• 5 full-sized people (Suggied by me(Potassium))

• 10 half-sized people

• something Jacob Lee does not like

• XP Pen Artist 16 le petit prince edition (Suggied by me(Potassium))

• Femtapills (suggested by Leol S Jacob)

Each product costs a random number of Currency ranging from 0-30000 which rerolls every time you reenter the Kurger Bing. The Sanitary Rating is √-5, which is approximately 2.23606798i. Inside as well, there is a button that when pressed will make an idiot sandwich fall on your head, this is one of the 4 idiot sandwiches needed to enter Maze with Gordon Ramsay.

If you decide to go into the street beside the two fast food franchises, you can get hit by a self-driven car. This will pass you out for 10 minutes, but you'll remained unscathed. After the 10 minutes you'll wake up in one of the playgrounds of Average Netherlands Street.