Statue Of That One Guy I Saw At The Local KFC

Item Stats

Potency- Harmful

Item number - 7

Description

Statue of that one guy I saw at the local KFC (or SOTOGISATLK) is a statue found in any restaurant in the Proggresiverooms. It is not uncommon for it to be seen at The Baddies Cafe, although it doesn't do anything there. 

Item Characteristics

It is a tall statue, about 7 feet to be exact, and looks like a normal person from the neck down. The face though, looks like a lumpy, squishy, monster. It has no ears, mouth, or nose, but does have eyes, 13 to be exact. He wears blue jeans and a white button-up shirt, he also has brown leather loafers and a baseball cap for a team called "SHADGSFWD CJFOFJ."

Effects

This item will be idle in any restaurant in the Proggresiverooms, it will not do anything until an explorer is in a 3-foot radius of the statue. Then it will make the explorer start licking their fingers, to a vicious extent. After a minute they will start biting their fingers, and soon they will eat their fingers. And throughout this process the statue will repeatedly say "finger-lickin' good."