“Tried to control everything today. Ended up arguing with my coffee machine. Rule 62, man.”
“Therapist: ‘You need to let go.’ Me: ‘Like… of the steering wheel?’”
“I took myself seriously once. Worst 20 minutes of my life.”
“Rule 62: Because life’s too short to argue with strangers on the internet.”
“Recovery: 10% progress, 90% laughing at my old coping mechanisms.”
Perfect for late-night reflection or morning coffee scribbles:
“What’s something ridiculous I believed last year that I can laugh about now?”
“If my inner critic had a voice, what would it sound like—and how would I roast it?”
“What’s a moment I took way too seriously, and what would I do differently now?”
“Write a letter to your past self titled: ‘Chill, dude. It’s not that deep.’”
“What’s one thing I can laugh at today that used to make me spiral?”
Stick these on your mirror, phone lock screen, or just whisper them when life gets weird:
“Progress, not perfection—and definitely not panic.”
“I’m not a mess. I’m a limited-edition work in progress.”
“Breathe in peace. Breathe out the need to micromanage the universe.”
“I can laugh and still be healing.”
“Rule 62: Because I’m not auditioning for a drama I didn’t sign up for.”