Video Game Horoscopes for 2016

Post date: Dec 23, 2015 10:41:00 PM

Sometimes life can feel randomly generated, and identifying the patterns needed to make it to the next level often seems impossible. Fret not, for the Game Time With Mister Raroo fortune tellers have compiled the world's most accurate video game horoscopes for 2016. Find out what's in store for you in the coming year!

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) – Take it back to the 1980s by playing arcade games in 2016. It might take a while to search around town until you find the perfect spot to frequent, but your efforts will pay off when you make an important friend as a result of your arcade game playing.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) – The sun is in your hand! 2016 is a great year to spend some quality time with the Boktai series, especially if you take the games with you to a park and enjoy a picnic on a nice sunny day.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20) – Shoot the core by playing the Gradius series this year. Don’t overlook Gradius ReBirth on the Wii and Gradius Galaxies on the Game Boy Advance, because both games will end up charming you.

Aries (March 21 - April 19) – That RPG itch you’ve been meaning to scratch will be satisfied by playing through the Mario & Luigi series. Just don’t forget to use a Nintendo DS Rumble Pak for maximum enjoyment!

Taurus (April 20 - May 20) – No need to get alarmed, but 2016 is going to be a stressful year for you. Whenever you need to let off steam, escaping to the world of Minecraft will be just what the doctor ordered to help calm your mind.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20) – Don’t just play games this year—make your own! Bring life to all of those clever ideas swimming around in your brain, even if it’s simply through something like Wario Ware D.I.Y.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22) – SNES-era RPGs will bring you great joy in 2016. While the likes of Final Fantasy VI are tempting, give some attention to a lesser-known RPG or two, as that is where you will find an unexpected connection to your own life.

Leo (July 22 - August 22) – 2016 is as good a year as any to dig into the wonderful world of the WonderSwan. Don’t be afraid to take the plunge into buying some inexpensive games you’ve never heard of, even if you can’t read any Japanese.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22) – Rooooolllliiiiiinnnng staaaaaaaaaaaart! SEGA arcade racers will be your jam this year. Crank the music up loud as you zoom toward the finish line.

Libra (September 22 - October 22) –2016 is the year to brush up on your video game history by reading some zines and books about the industry. Even better, let your creative juices flow by doing some writing about games yourself!

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) – Time is going to be in short supply this year. Find some bite-sized yet high-quality mobile games to play during the precious few moments you’re able to carve out for yourself each day. Also, get plenty of sleep!

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) – There is going to be one game that particularly captures your attention in 2016, despite being universally panned by critics. While you’ll likely agree that it is a “bad” game, you will love it, and it will be your favorite game of the year.