Born to be a digger driver forced to go to school shirt

I kept my promise. I never want to experience childbirth again, thats how crucial it was for me. It has left me terrified. I say it’s even. Kidney stones for men is like having a baby for women. Getting kicked in the balls is the same as getting hit in the boobs. This crazy Scotsman wanted to know what labor pains feel like. His wife put on a labor simulator and laughed all through his discomfort. Bad language used, but really funny!