Bonus dad you may not have given me life but you sure have made my life better shirt

Literally RIGHT AS the title screen appears, my mom knocks and enters. She looks at the TV screen, then at me, and her expression was priceless. But rather than get mad, she said, “OK. I’m going to let you watch this so you’ll see why I said you couldn’t see it.” Door closes, my heart rate returns to normal, and the movie continues.