Windows Is Dead

Yeah, pretty much, especially if this is all manufacturers can do.

Well then lets talk about it.

Disclaimer - its very harsh.

No, Im not sad, a lot of you right now know me for being a hardcore Apple extremist, but apparently, its just the fucking truth. MacBooks, nice. Windows laptops? Shit. I will go over every factor of why these windows laptops arent disappointing, but rather entertaining and absolutely fucking laughable. Lets start off with the packaging. The Windows laptops had cheap ass packaging that rips, one manufacturer tried to compensate for their incompetence by adding some stupid mechanism that lifts the box up. Its a desperate cry for attention, not a feature. Asus "in search of incredible" Bitch please. For a laptop with a chassis that comes fucking bent out of the fucking box? Fucking chargers that dont have their own cables, its physically stuck to the fucking brick, and you cant even fold the fucking prongs down? What kind of deranged crackhead came up with this, Adolf Hitler? So people will be carrying those around and scratching up all their items with sharp ass prongs shredding through important documents and scratching glass displays. Also the batteries, they die not long after its fucking turned on? So I have to keep a laptop thats meant to fucking be portable on power like a fucking caveman? At that point, they might as well not even fucking include a fucking battery and just fucking have the user plug in a fucking IEC connector like its the fucking 80s. Also why are we still putting speaker grilles on the bottom? Why? Plastic top cases? Just make a fucking aluminum unibody for Jobs sake. The performance is laughable, a fucking processor thats meant to be as strong as those 20+ core processors loses to a processor that could go in an iPad, what are they on. Also the chassis of those laptops. See how fucking pathetic they are, They look like they are made of fucking soggy cardboard. Look at all those fucking useless stickers too, what a fucking waste of crude oil. We fucking need oil, and you dont know how much people go fracking for that shit, and these drug addicts are fucking wasting it on useless fucking stickers for marketing glorified recalled heating elements. Lets talk about the shitass software, because my days is it fucking pathetic. Windows, a lot of people use it, but is it fucking competent? When setting it up, the user has to fucking wait half a fucking hour just for some stupid bullshit to fucking update, when a Mac doesnt go through any of that bullshit. Also those fucking drivers, why the fuck doesnt it just fucking come with that. Its fucking rudimentary. If someone thinks thats acceptable, I would kick someones ass. If I have to download shit just for a fucking computer to work properly and its some fuckass process like that, the computer coming with all the required drivers and it being part of the system is rudimentary. I feel like people are forgetting how to fucking breathe. Alright, lets be real. The MacBook Air doesnt need a fucking fan, thus it doesnt have one. All the Windows laptops have fucking fans, and it can sound like a fucking jet engine with a broken rotor. Completely fucking incompetent. All that fan noise to cool that glorified thermal runaway simulator. Sound - dont even fucking get me started. The MacBook Air actually sounds quite good. Sharp, clear, and accurate, and with surprisingly good bass. Lets talk about the Windows laptops, are the designers smoking crack? The Windows laptops sound systems are a fucking insult to physics. The speakers sound like a fucking 2011 Android phone in water, play any song on it, Bonus Level, Phoenix Reborn, all youre going to hear is some eardrum shearing feedback that makes me want to gouge my eardrums out, and as soon as the fucking chime comes on, my ears start leaking blood like a fucking watertank thats had its entire front half fucking ripped off. Heres the fun part, these things are fucking priced at hundreds of dollars, even a fucking thousand, for this bullshit? At this point, someone might as well go to the fucking landfill, collect those trash bags and make a fucking business out of it. They might as well dig up rotting corpses, cut them up and sell the festering rotting organs and price them a fucking grand because theyre "theyre nostalgic". As people have said that these arguments are childish, well they are, specifically those scoffing at Macs. Its not a fucking fight anymore. Its not even a fucking argument. At this point, Windows laptop makers arent trying to provide technologies that enhance peoples lives, theyre basically only are here to troll people. Windows isnt a competitor anymore, theyre basically a circus manager seeing who can make the most laughable and pathetic paperweights, and who can humiliate themselves the most. Microsoft might as well change their service Windows into a hospital where they do bloodletting and lobotomies, because its all that manufacturers have proven they can do. Cheers to Apple for making technology that actually performs up to what an electronic device should be.