Google - Online Hell

"Google, froogle, and fuckle" - Aussie50 2k13

Google is full of bullshit. Sure, it has some good services because those are the only fucking one of those services, and they suck fucking ass. Today, Im going to give a rant on how much I fucking hate Google. The only fucking reason why a lot of this shit is shamefully powered by fucking Google is because Google has the only fucking one of those fucking services that even fucking exist. YouTube? Everyone uses it. Thats the advantage. Disadvantages? Its owned by fucking Google. There is so much wrong with google. If youve known me for a while, you know I despise Android. Its not the reason I hate Google, but part of the reason why I fucking abhor Android is because of fucking Google. Some guy during Aussie50s Ramblosaturday Stream said that Google goes by multiple names depending on its reliability, and well yet its cooperativity. If its doing what it fucking should, we call it Google. Otherwise, we call it "shitgle" "fuckle" "froogle" "Algorithm Asshole" "Product Pissflap" "Search Shitbox" "Privacy Pornwatcher"

Whoa, why are you swearing so much?

If youve been reading this blog for a while, youre probably familiar with how fucking much I swear. Why the fuck do I fucking swear so fucking much? Because its just my fucking way of fucking doing fucking things. Im not a very friendly person in general. I dont have a nice voice, if youve talked with me in a Discord VC before, some say I sound like a robot. Even IRL, people say I sound like a fucking AI, Legion says I sound like an AI, I feel human. I just dont use that nuance that gives people that friendly vibe, and Im just naturally harsh.

YouTube (or should I say FuckTube)

YouTube. The video platform everyone fucking uses. Great. "Youtube, broadcast yourself". Eat my entire fucking ass. A lot of YouTube these days is fucking AI, theres so much AI generated bullshit. Even the moderation. Youtube fucking mutilated thousands to possibly fucking millions of fucking innocent channels. If you havent heard recently, YouTubes fuckass AI has been tearing our heads off and ripping our brains out while drinking the fucking blood of creators like some fucking crack addict. We just want to fucking upload, and shoving all this bullshit, intrusive ads, AI processing your usage is basically these dumbass fucking microwaves injecting Phenol with a sharp ass needle into the fucking heart.

AI Age Verification

The use of AI for this kind of shit makes me feel like I am tearing my head off while drinking my own blood, ripping my fucking gut and liver out. YouTube? Using AI to verify fucking age? You think we trust a fuckass corporation sleazy as fucking Google with our fucking IDs? Im not fucking deranged, why the fuck would I hand some spastic sleazebagass pissdrinker with my ID? Thats like thinking its a good idea to fucking eat Balefire pills while chugging schrabidium trisulfide.

Search

Well this used to be good, well now it fucking sucks. First I google, "How do I do this" it gives some meaningful results. Now I fucking google something, it gives me results for some extremely unrelated fucking useless shit. It went from actually being a meaningful fucking resource guide to fucking shoving a schrabidium fucking bullet down your fucking throat. From a meaningful guidebook to a festering cesspool of rotting flesh liquefying from Black Death sludge. What kind of deranged fucking crack addict thought that this kind of bullshit was a good idea? Thats like taking all the users of the internet and chainsawing them in half, taking a paintbrush and shoving it into their bodies gushing blood and painting "fuck you" on the walls. of the internet, then ripping their mutilated corpses apart and throwing their blood doused organs all over the fucking place, then running and jumping through stupidly it like a fucking 7 year old, and then fucking eating them. The internet is a whole fucking universe, and Google fucking ripped it up and threw mutilated corpse organs all over the fucking place turning the oceans into fucking blood and you cant fucking open your eyes without seeing shredded flesh and blood with all of fuckles bullshit. I have lost my fucking tolerance with Googles endless enshittification violently tearing the eyes out of users, clapping it together and then fucking eating it, chewing it up and then opening their mutilated eyesockets and spitting that repulsive shit back fucking in there.

Whoa, so gory.

Ahhhh, whatever, but really, I fucking hate google. "google, froogle, and fuckle"

Google gets my signature middle finger. FUCK YOU GOOGLE

Its not just me

Theyll make the only shit out here, but they cant make it fucking work. Theres nothing wrong with my computer, my computers all good, but its Google being a fucking pissdrinker. YouTube is basically shoving a foundry blowtorch in my fucking face demanding that I put up with their bullshit.

Blogger

If anyone remembers, all of this used to be on Blogger. Fuck blogger. Its unintuitive, cumbersome, hellish, and I fucking hate it. They dont even set Helvetica as the default font, I had to manually go in and get Helvetica to write this fucking blog in. Blogger doesnt even support Linotypes Helvetica Neue redesign, just Max Miedinger/Eduard Hoffmans Neue Haas Grotesk from 1957. Thats still perfectly fucking fine and well ass legible, however, Helvetica Neue is newer, and just a more modernized font. Googles workers are such fucking nutcases. Every fucking time I switch lines for fucking headers like I use in these, it sets it back to Googles default ass font, or even a serif font, I am a very modern person, serif fonts look archaic, sans-serif grotesque typefaces look more fucking modern and minimalistic, I want this to look Apple like, therefore I use this typeface. Apple SF pro is based off of the font you are reading in right now. Some of you probably dont even know the fucking difference, youre just like "oh thats the apple font" Im typing so fucking fast Im making a bunch of typos. Writing in blogger felt like fucking hell and it was cheap as shit, especially when my article addressing the pathetic arguments on Mineplas got fucked up. I had to fucking get that off to tell those fuckass 3 year olds to stop accusing Plas of cheating because he fucking wasnt. Before any of them start tearing their chest open to rip up their intestines and start fucking throwing pieces of it at me, people have accused me of defending him before, stop arguing with him. Dont waste my time, dont waste his time, dont waste any of our fucking time. Were not your fucking special ed assistants. Ill explain more later, but still, if Im trying to deliver a message make that shit fucking work. Dont make it an absolute bag of shit that overlays text with a bunch of useless fucking crap.

Text Editors

In a good editing software, the default font is Helvetica. MacOS, iOS, iPadOS? Default text editing font is Helvetica. Windows? Its Arial, but thats still fine. Android? Oh shit. Its some cheap half assed font, what, Discount Sans? I dont fucking know, I dont want to fucking know. If it offers Helvetica or Helvetica Neue, make that the fucking default font. It looks good, It looks good on your screen as your reading this blog right now, it looks good as Im fucking typing this shit, Im typing so fucking fast Im making a bunch of fucking typos, otherwise, fuck Google text editors. Weird as fucking hell, light mode, burns my fucking eyes, my eyes are burning with a fucking foundry blowtorch as I fucking type this staring at those hellish white backgrounds. Save my fucking eyes. Get all this fucking floccinaucinihilipilification out of my fucking face.

Just getting away from this fuckass light mode feels fucking great.

AI

Google is known for abusing AI. Age verification, the abuse of data, theyre replacing everything with fuckass AI. Since AI sucks fucking ass, its just fucking banning everyone from YouTube. Fuck AI. Just fuck AI. AI is not fucking ready. Do not use it for such applications. If I have to reiterate shit over and over and over again, ima look fucking repetitive. Technology there. Read that.

Im done

If a software is not going to work, its fucking wasting my time. Dont waste my fucking time. As I said earlier, I wrote a blogpost Now what addressing all the stupid bullshit and arguments on Mineplas. Its fucking pathetic, and I wrote it so those kids would stop wasting my time. Dont waste my time. Dont waste PlasWrathX2s time. Dont waste Zuphruss time. Were trying to make content. Were not your special ed teachers, and neither are we Googles special ed teachers. If they want to fuck over, chainsaw people in half, rip out all their organs, chew them up and spit the pieces everywhere, fuck them. If Apple made these services, Well do bears shit in the woods I want it. Then itd be all good, but every service I really like, theres only 1 company that makes it and the company fucking sucks. or there are multiple shit ones. For example fucking Google, Ive explained already, Falixnodes, Seedloaf (shitloaf) Tech goes by many names in this community depending on its cooperativity. If it doesnt wanna work, fuck it.