Bad Software

"Youre using it wrong"

Ive talked about, multiple times, fuckass software that pisses me off for no fucking reason. People fucking praise that software, but I have fuck all idea on how the fuck they like such shit software that never fucking works. Back in the day, there were people who tried to make software as we were just figuring out how to code. Some nerds with thick glasses and heavy facial hair "man this shit bussin my G, who the hell tryna mess this up? Just a little more on that dihh" type of people who tried to act all cool and shit back in the day, but its fucking 2025, that kind of energy is dead, now shit needs to work. Back then, when tech failed, "Oh, looks like its not happy! Oh well" Now "This bitch needs to fucking work. Ive got all this shit to do, if this doesnt work, Ima send a rock straight through the fucking screen" Some softwares are just so fucking horrible, I feel as if the developer is deliberately trying to fucking troll us. Am I using it wrong? Tell me @smidgeondutchrabbit_32140 on Discord.

Minecraft Hosting

Theres 3 hosts I know of. Aternos, which a lot of you probably know of, then theres seedloaf, then theres Falixnodes. All of them are shit, but Aternos is the least infuriating, Its just the limited mod selection. It hasnt quite detected the Fusion 3 Update of the HBM NTM mod, and neither does it work with NTM Leafia, otherwise its just fine. When I need those mods, I am forced to resort to shitass hosts like Seedloaf its just slow as hell, then theres Falixnodes which goes by many names depending on its reliability, Falixnodes, Failixnodes, and Fuckixnodes. Fuckixnodes was used to host Mineplas, feature rich, but I have no fucking idea why the fuck anyone is fucking praising it. I want a good server host, but all of them just fucking refuse to let me. I try to fucking open a mod to fucking install it, it just fucking refuses to fucking do anything. Am I an, "oh well, too bad, well, its OK, I gotta stay cool" Not in fucking hell. First of all, that ideology is fucking obsolete, this is 2025, not the fucking 60s. The only "old" things that I use are iMovie titles with fonts like Helvetica Neue 45 and lower, which seem 2017, but its to fit my minimal and unenergetic theme, as you may have known my content. Its all about forms of expression, and making software shit seems to be a form of expression too. I came across Falixnodes when it was used to host Mineplas SMP, I tried it, but I instantly fucking hated it, as it forced me to fucking rip my gut out and mutilate my brain with fuckass ads, not only are they fucking annoying and I just fucking hate them, just seeing them, whats in them, I dont fucking want it, I dont fucking need it, and it slows it down as shit. So I went ahead and fucking tore my fucking head off and fucking ate my entire fucking gut just to fucking appease those deranged politicians, and its still saying "pLZZZ disabbLE uR ADBLOCCer" Shut the fuck up, You want it off? Fine, whatever, "Fine" with that tone of voice is not an enthusiastic "Sure!". Its a reluctant middle finger, and it foreshadows an affair. Will I leave it off or will I try to fucking find a workaround to make it work? Also, I have no fucking respect for software that sucks ass. I try and use shit, it keeps on fucking crashing the fucking server for no fucking reason, and guess what! The Mineplas files fucking corrupted. THANKS FALIXNODES never in my fucking life have I been more fucking proud. The closest analogy I can think of is a cake with glass shards. Sharp pieces of broken glass, very fucking dangerous, and theyll slice right through your flesh. So the cakes nice, its really nice actually, but why the fuck do we need the shards? Do I have to enjoy a nice cake by having my mouth completely demolished? Why the fuck do people act like its some grand fucking achievement to have their digestive system ripped to shreds and get sent to the fucking ER, if someone really thinks that thats good, thats just some major flaw in the person. More importantly, how fucking hard is it to just fucking exclude the shards completely from the fucking cake to begin with?

Music and audio

This is a good one. There is plenty of audio software that I have, I can say its quite good. Meanwhile some of it fucking sucks ass. Some of the good ones are Apples software of course, Garageband and its audio units, versatile and intuitive. Then theres the plugins I use, mainly Voxengo for audio modifications like phasing and whatever, it works quite well, and the demo mode isnt too shit, its only a slight volume reduction every 45 seconds. Minor inconvenience, but not a dealbreaker. They work for me. Then theres the hosting software, and that developer. The SoundSource app. Its not horrible, but after 20 minutes, your audio is plagued with white noise. Its developer, Rogue Amoeba does have multiple softwares for Mac, theyre supposed to be good, but theyre so fucking infuriating that theyre shit. Remember my Loopback affairs? Yeah. I was trying to film an experiment, but that stupid piece of shit chose not to fucking cooperate and use my fucking hardware microphone, it did that fucking twice, first I couldnt fix it, then you know what happened. Then I turned it on needing and expecting it to work properly, bear in mind I was in public, and that stupid fucking pile of useless dickfaced knuckle scraping software chose to fucking use the fucking inbuilt microphone, Fuck you Rogue Amoeba. Ive never seen fucking better software. I couldnt use the fucking audio at all, the whole fucking clip was fucked up, I couldnt fucking test it, God fuck you Rogue Amoeba. This is why I ditched that useless pile of shit for BlackHole 2ch. Cheers Existential Audio for making competent software. I havent had fucking problems with that, its only the natural inconveniences.

Web Tools

How do I get this shit up like this blog? I hate to say it, but its Google. Fuck Google. Remember Blogger? That was a huge pile of shit. I used it for a couple months and then was fed up with its bullshit and moved to this blog instead. Fuck it. Just fuck it.

Internet

Oh theres a lot of terrible online software. Mainly YouTube. Heard of the entire AI age verification shitfuck. "we hear you" then actually fucking listen to it, and fucking fix it. Dont just fucking spew "oh we hear you, but this still violates our policies, go cry about it, we fucking hate you, fuck you, eat shit and die" This just explains what the average big fucking business is like. They dont give a flying fuck about the user at all. They are lazy as hell, they only care if fucking web traffic exists, and their helping people just to fucking keep getting money, but theyre fixing fuck all since everyone watches youtube as it still generates them revenue. They give fuck all about the user experience. Its Google, I guess I was fucking wrong to question this entire shitfuck in the first place. Greedy, selfish, and lazy shitass corporate workers who only want money, pay lazyass degenerates to sleep through a fucking 9-5 and expect a fuckass broken AI system to do everything? At this fucking point, we might as well try to fucking find logic in calling lava a good coolant and actually fucking try doing it. I dont give a flying fuck about this irradiated, dystopian fuckshitass called "society" anymore. I have lost all faith and hope in it. People will do whatever the fuck they want. People will be uncivilized, feral heathens, people will use their phones on the fucking toilet and then walk around with it, maybe even try to fucking bite off their own fingers and do some nasty ass experiments on it, people will try to fucking make a fucking 5 star michelin restaurant off of cooking Tide pods, people will think AI is worthy of keeping a reactor stable, seeing as how fucked up and dysfunctional it is, I have fuck all hope in it. People will spew feral and childish numbers on the internet, people will spam emoji, people will slam their hands on a fucking keyboard, people will try to drink fucking cesspool water, people will try to replace actual fucking food with fluoroantimonic acid, seeing this deatomization of what was once known as "society". This is just the unfortunate reality of who people are.

Games

This whole shitfuck of a blag is inspired, and shamelessly ripped off of The NTM blog. One thing that HBM writes a lot about is games, and one time, the options. and why some of them are shit. For example, the difficulties. Games should have a difficulty slider to adjust the difficulty, fitting what the person wants. The person might be a novice, and they wont like a game too difficult, which could cause them to rage quit, throw their keyboard at their setup and possibly crack an LCD/OLED panel. Yes, some gamers have OLED panels, but those are more susceptible to burn in. Therefore the developer can help with that by making HUDs and UIs more dynamic, so it doesnt stay in one place for too long, causing burn in/image retention. Some OS developers have made UI elements on phones, like the clock and battery indicator move dynamically to prevent buildup causing image retention. LCDs do have image retention problems too. My MacBook screen, it mustve been a used display when they replaced it after the Loopback affair. I play Minecraft for a while, the hotbars get temporarily burned in. I have plugins from devs like Voxengo going for a while and I leave the UIs opened for a while, and they burn in. I have Discord open for a while, theres some image retention. I dont have apps in full fullscreen all the time, but rather resized to fit the entire space, top all the way to the bottom and I still have my dock showing. Ive grown fucking used to that, and its actually good, quite useful actually. Now onto the UIs of games. Developers care jackshit about the user. Developers are lazy chickenshits. This doesnt have to stay, but in general, developers are lazy pigshits that dont give a fuck about the user. There are some who do at least, and cheers to them.

Understanding

Knowing how to use software is really important. If someone doesnt know how to use it, things can get really frustrating. Ever heard the saying "RTFM" meaning "Read the fucking manual". Some things arent self explanatory, otherwise just play around with it, and youll figure it all out. Sometimes the manual is fucking hard to understand.

Manual editing

Some shit is just so fucking cumbersome where the developers are just so fucking lazy they force the user to go in and rewrite some code. Do you expect the day to day user to know full on coding? Fuck that shit. The average user shouldnt have to have to rewrite 2147483647 config files just to fucking get a mouse cursor to fucking move. God modern software is pathetic. Its 2025, and everyones so fucking hyped up about technology, but most of it fucking disappoints me. Its like watching someone get excited about a maggot being born. Theyre getting all fucking hyped up about something so fucking meaningless that doesnt even fucking work.

Eat my entire fucking ass (1916169)

"This mindset is what you end up with when you get bullshit no one wants. Its an unfortunate reality that developers just dont give a flying fuck about the user. Deliberately making software a huge bag of shit is clearly a form of expression. Making the manuals easy to read or straight up just fucking doing it correctly is the way to go, as people will actually fucking like that shit. Clearly developers want to see the users suffer and eventually throw the keyboard at the screen. Following this logic, youd end up with the thought that all software inherently sucks." - Anon Ymous 2k25

Softwares like Loopback and Falixnodes have shown me that some developers are just so fucking lazy, they dont care about the user. However, they have also shown me that some people need how to fucking use a computer to be explained to them. Theyll break the fuck down when they dont know how to use it, not knowing it came with a fucking user guide. Well, guess what, Im not your mom. This goes to those fuckass haters in my comments too. Use software or exist however the fuck you want. Cant stand my new DFC design lagging up your world? Try freeing up some space maybe, or allocate more RAM if you have more. Want to try and cool it with lava? Go ahead, youre a fucking adult. Too safe? Enable OSHA Off mode and do whatever the fucking hell you want. You think a fucking volcano looks "cute" and you want to fucking pet it? Bitch please, use your fucking common sense. Im not your mom. If you think its safe, let nature fucking decide. Want to try to fucking lick a 300kV transformer? Not my fucking choice. Too comfortable? You said you want to straight into a live reactor core? Whatever. Want a cup of fluoroantimonic acid? Again, thats not my fucking choice. Fucking sure itll make you strong. Fucking sure of it. Yeah, go ahead. Im not the one paying for your life support or holding onto youre lifes every fucking planck second. Think the earth is flat? Whatever, Im sure of it. Go ahead. Fucking waste your time fucking promoting a spurious drivel. Conforming to someone elses life and begging for them to fucking hold them up so they can fucking breathe, rudimentary. Not that fucking hard, well, its for idiots. We make our own worlds, and we flex on idiots who cant fucking do shit properly, but really, its just a reason to shit on them, and developers that make fuckass useless softwares.

Spending thousands of dollars on corrupted softwares like fonts and essential utilities that some developer probably rigged with malware? That software comes with my system, without all the bullshit and extra cost.