Frequently Asked Questions

Things I get asked

What happened? First you began as some commenter and Discord user, now Youtube and a blog?

When I joined the MinePlas thing, something told me I might wanna start YouTube, and then another encounter ended up with me saying, do bears shit in the woods, Ive gotta start YouTube.

Why dont you get a gaming PC

Thats an incredibly stupid question. I would get a Mac Pro, but its expensive. Im not getting a fucking Windows unit. I fucking hate Windows. Ive used it before, its a massive pile of shit. Random fucking clicks, and oh, what the fuck is this? All these random notifications, no free built in Zip file extractor, I dont need RAR files, Im not paying some fuck knuckle just to fucking extract files when I can freely use online tools and then an OS included extractor. Why did I go so in depth on it, want me to go even further in depth on it? Alright, forced driver updates, then old ones dont fucking work, messy ass internal builds, loud ass fans, constant crashing, data loss, fucking ads during the fucking setup process, no free licenses for nice fonts, and a bunch of bullshit other than the essentials. Now I hear you asking why I dont use Linux? Why are you so fucking antimac? Are you lobotomized? Using Linux is like living in hell. Constant use of the terminal, manually writing 1916169 fucking config files, That doesnt make someone tough, that doesnt build character, it makes them a fucking masochist. Enjoying technical challenges isnt a flex at all, its full on fucking masochism.

Not to mention, have you see Microslops hard on for enshittification?

The thing too is, all FOSS sucks really. HBM says that microfuck cant be assed to test their systems, and well Linux users are only bragging about "freedom" when in reality, they just got a rudimentary feature. "yo guys this new linux update got my computer to fucking boot"

"The FOSS is a living circus, Stallman is a delusional Santa impersonator who in his life has achieved nothing except starting a petty war to shoehorn his only ever contribution into the name of linux calling it fucking GNU+Linux, Libre software in general is 99% shit and having to rely on a system where you have to shit around in a DOS-esque command prompt for hours on end just to get it working is the biggest joke of all ... 

Microcum cant be assed to test their fucking software ...

They fired their entire quality staff and replaced them with AI testers ...

modern day computing is a joke so immensely unfunny im honestly dumbfounded how i havent shot myself in the head yet ... 

At this point, I could just smash my SSD, that would actually be really great because it saves time.

I could jack off in the time I spent not having to deal with shitty software" - HbmMods 2k20

well I do have a mac, but whatever, it does its fucking job for me, otherwise, technology is kind of a fucking joke really. I do think its a bit stupid.

Also updated January 2026 - I am getting an M5 MacBook Pro soon.

Why are you so rude?

Thats an incredibly basic question, but there is an answer to that. I am inherently harsh.

So I have whats called a no bullshit communication style, I wont add useless enthusiasm or positive energy to anything, just clear presentation that can use profanity or get politically incorrect because accuracy and inoffensiveness are 2 seperate things. This is not an existentialist world, we must not coddle and be excessively fucking dependent on others, Darwinism. Survival of the fittest.

People would also wonder why I swear so much, same thing. If you cant tolerate profanity, the youre fucking down bad. Tolerance of profanity is essential, like look, I understand it may alienate some people, but its just a part of life, and people are gonna swear all the time, get used to it, read some other blog posts that are full of swearing, embrace the real world, not preschool.

Stupid Shit

So what do you have planned?

Oh Ive got a bunch of shit planned, but the content has never materialized as the opportunities never fucking arose. Remember that massive TNT world  I promised half a fucking year ago? My guys were never fucking online so whatever.

Smidge, I have a 100 page essay on why youre an idiot.

Excellent job. Now stick it all down a paper shredder, burn the shreddings, then shove the ashes up your ass. I dont fucking understand why the fuck people just scoff at me like an absolute fucking paramecium and they think theyre "competent". And if they realize their incompetent, their only fucking excuse is "its sigma". If you have a long ass rant in floccinaucinihilipilification, nice job wasting your fucking time. Im not gonna fucking rate it, well I am actually, -2147483647/10. You wasted your own fucking time? Guess what, Im not a fucking bootlicker. Want to waste someone elses time? Maybe fucking waste a fucking rocks time, or a trees time, or a parameciums time, or your fucking asses time, as they dont understand, but if you want to waste my time by shoving some floccinaucinihilipilification in my face, shove it up your ass. Heres a dumb list of nonsense I get all the fucking time

• People scoff at me for having a MacBook. Why? For having a computer that does its fucking job properly? For having a computer that doesnt look like it was duct taped together by fucking 3 year olds with a standard trash bag from the fucking landfill?

• People scoff at me for roasting those dumb trolls because they think Im dumb for uploading cliche content. I know, TNT content may be a bit stale, but what about NTM? Guys, get back into that mod. Theres a new fusion reactor, so fucking start NTM again. Modern Minecraft doesnt fucking exist as HBM says.

• People think Im dumb for working with PlasWrathX2, well, he is really competent too. Dont like me? Dont like him? Piss off. He has this nice Discord server and I dont fucking know why most of the users just act like fucking idiots, posting fucking corruption propaganda, and other fucking bullshit.

Why dont you ever add life into things, like fun fonts, music, pop vibe, nuance, etc?

Im just inherently fucking unenergetic, and I care more about  it being elegant, it can be dry and fallbackish, I dont give a fuck, but no emotion. Like this font, this is fucking easy to read. Comic sans would attract little kids, this isnt for fucking toddlers. What the fuck do I look like? Fuck no. Im not going to bother with any bullshit that adds enthusiasm because I am inherently mundane. Helvetica Neue looks good, no emotion, just fucking clear presentation, this right now, it looks good on anything. Pop vibe just doesnt fucking work, I cant do that. Some people say I sound like a robot, Im only trying to fucking talk faster here, not increase emphasis. Im not going to fucking bother using any Spanish pronounciations, Im not going to focus on emphasis, just trying to increase speed, and I type this incredibly quickly actually. so whatever.

My son viewed one of your projects and he killed himself because of your way of doing it. Im suing you

Thats a statement, not a question. Im not your therapist. Want to talk to someone? Go ahead. Why am I not saying, need? Because realistically you dont "need" anything. You "need" things because you want an outcome. For example, you "need" to eat, drink, and have proper ventilation so you can fucking breathe if you want to live. There is no inherent "need". Life or death is generally viewed as the highest of that priority, but when you think about it, just do whatever the fuck you want, I dont care. I have no responsibility for you. This is a Darwinian planet, if he killed himself because he didnt like the language or the way I fucking did it, thats not my problem, and you cant fucking make everyone happy. I cant fucking help you with anything. Fix it on your own.

How do I donate?

I will try and set up like a Patreon or some shit in case you want to get some fucking tax writeoffs rather than feed the corrupt fucking IRS, Ill try and get one up so you guys could allow me to buy a new MacBook, not the IRS to build fucking cameras in your bathroom and to fucking replace the infrastructure with animal cages.

What AI prompt did you use to get this content

None. Fuck AI. Some of this is AI inspired, otherwise I fucking hate AI.

You sound like a complete fucking cunt

I guess I fucking do.

Did you rip this clean off of the NTM Blog?

yeah, for shits and giggles, well I fucking admit it.

What did governments ever do to you?

Democracy isnt just a lie, its a living circus. All representatives, lawyers, all of them are delusional impostors of Santa who in their lives achieve nothing except lying to people that they "help" people when all they fucking do is ignore emails and letters, spending all their time in the courthouse jerking off to watching people suffer and commit suicide over laws they hate, all laws and regulations are complete fucking bullshit as they say its here to help, it does nothing good at all. They dont care, and they will never care. Lawmakers are just so fucking lazy and even sadistic they cant even be assed to take the time to fucking think about the law, the catch is, they say with democracy "the people rule" Thats the biggest joke ive heard in my life. Democracy is a cosmic joke so severely unfunny that Im absolutely dumbfounded at how I havent shot myself in the neck yet. At this point, I could just cut my fucking chest open and rip out my own liver to fucking eat it as that would be a great use of time and "political authority". I could have made a much better use of time jerking off than even bothering to beg at a representatives ass. Now I can invest all that fucking time in laying dead.