Open Source Software

the FOSS is a living circus, stallman is a delusional santa impersonator who in his life has achieved nothing except starting a petty war to shoehorn his only ever contribution into the name of linux calling it fucking GNU+Linux, libre software in general is 99% shit and having to rely on a system where you have to shit around in a DOS-esque command prompt for hours on end just to get it working is the biggest joke of all - HbmMods 2k20

Fuck open source software, and fuck all of their delusional bootlickers mindlessly worshipping fucking bullshit that never fucking works. If you havent fucking figured it out by now, this is gonna be another fucking rant on why open source software and all of their delusional fucking bootlickers are complete fucking boxes of shit. "Oh smidge, but FOSS has no age verification and DRM, dont you hate that" Well do bears shit in the woods I fucking abhor bureaucracy, but you fucking think FOSS is the way out? Every fucking day I even get bullshit fucking telling me that I should be using a fucking Android with a Linux PC? Googles surveillance is much fucking worse than Microslops, "Oh, but just modify it, yOU CaN uSE ThE rOOT AcceSs, i uSe aRCh bTW" Shut the fuck up you fucking masochistic nerd. You really think Im fucking deranged enough to go through all that fucking bullshit?

Fragmentation

This is why I fucking hate FOSS. Fuck Linux, fuck Stallman, fuck the FSF, fuck GNU, Fuck OpenGL, fuck Vulkan, Fuck the Khronos Group, Fuck OGG, Fuck all these delusional fucking idiots. You update one thing, then you have to update another fucking element of the fucking thing and you need the two or more elements to fucking be compatible, or the fucking thing outright fucking dies. Then you go back to the fucking Github repo, you fucking flay your chest open and rip your liver out just so you can fucking download the right fucking one, oh whats that? the compatible element I need was fucking removed from the repo? Oh fuck off. A driver doesnt work, your fucking computer doesnt work, so you fucking saw yourself in half finding the fucking shit you need and you never even fucking find it.

Excuses

Youre saying I should have to fucking work hard just to fucking use a god fucking damn computer? At that point, you might as well fucking say I should fucking stick my fucking hand down a fucking paper shredder to fucking breathe. Ive really had enough of all you delusional bootlickers saying "oh but this shits fucking free" "Oh, but you can have this for free" Yeah, and when its "free" your way, it doesnt fucking do shit. Literally every fucking FOSS apologist is just a fucking masochist thats drunk with lead poisoning. Ask a normal person, "Would you like to spend four hours getting your Wi-Fi to work?" No. Ask a normal person, "Would you like to read a 10000 pages of a complex manual before using a text editor? "No. Ask a normal person, "Would you like to learn a programming language just to change your desktop background?" Eat my ass, no. Ask a normal person, "Would you like to compile your own kernel?" "What the fucks a goddamn kernel?" "Oh, as they say, RTFM (Read the fucking manual) Bitch, shit should be self fucking explanatory. macOS was easy to learn, and surprise motherfucker, (Cheers iBoff RCC) Most manuals are complete shit, written in verbose Stallmanese.

Richard Stallman, the preacher of masochism and suffering, and well enough, an idiot.

Stallman is a fucking idiot in practically every conceivable fucking way. He eats shit off the bottom of his fucking foot during interviews, and he gets people so fucking stupid with it, he created a fucking cesspool of decay with it. Stallman is the goddamn Boss fucking Tweed of technology. He made nothing, but controls it, and Stallman preaches a lack of control. What a fucking hypocrite. All hes here for is to listen to people say "Linux" by itself, with no extras, and go "eRM, aCTuaLLy, iTS gNU+LinUX". All he did was fuck up software. FOSS was shit to begin with, and Stallman made it even more shit. Linux? Stallmanized. Google OSS? Stallmanized. Pretty much anything thats fucking open source? Well fuck me sideways, its probably fucking Stallmanized. "oh but its free" Yeah, "free" means fucking around with fucking printer drivers, watching it douse the whole fucking paper in ink, coming out with fucking ink all over it, you get fucking printer ink on your fucking hand, one kills your fucking computer, one just fucking wastes paper, another one sets the fucking printer on fire, another fucking piece of shit driver developed by the Open Source Necrosis Emitter™ starts a catastrophic fucking fire that burns the whole fucking office building to the fucking ground, what do you fucking expect, do you really think a fucking office worker who needs to fucking type documents wants to spend 5 months on fucking end fucking around in the terminal with config files? No. Do I fucking want to compile my own fucking kernel? What in Gods names a fucking kernel? "Would you like to learn 1000 coding languages to edit a video" No. "Would you like to spend 4000 hours on end to get your Wi-Fi to work" Fuck no. "Would you like to enter 2,147,483,647 terminal commands to play Minecraft" Go fuck yourself with a rusty chainsaw. Alright, Stallman began his shitfuck in 1983 when a Xerox printer fucked out, chances are it was a hardware failure, printers are fucking shit Ive been told, all these fucking mechanical parts, full of fucking motors, ink cartidges, all these fucking gears and wheels, all these fucking wheels and clutches and rollers and levelers and fucking lasers and linear fucking actuators, it couldve been a fucking mechanical failure, but this stupid fool resorted to believing its software, and then got fucking mad at Xerox for making code closed source, then he started a whole fucking piece of fucking shit targeting all closed fucking source software, then he weaponized his piece of shit to make pedantic fucking arguments every fucking time everyone says "Linux" without the fucking GNU prefix.

Weaponizing Linux

Say "Linux" and he fucking gives you "eRM, aCTUaLLy, iTS gNu + LinUX". Thats just straight up fucking pedantic. He had a fucking printer fuck out, and he chose to spend 40 years sending software to fucking shit. Like I fucking get it, the government is an evil sadistic fucking corpse shredder, but FOSS isnt going to fix anything.

Proprietary Software

Stallman hates proprietary shit, when damn fucking hell everyone fucking knows its fucking better when its fucking proprietary because fuck me sideways, the manufacturer knows their shit best, but this lobotomite chose to rather make all free software complete fucking shit. He will in fact criticize you simply for fucking saying "open source" and he will go "eRM, aCTUaLLy, iTS 'fReE SOfTWaRe". Stallman preaches 3rd party drivers that fucking fail all the time, DOS prompts like this is the fucking 80s. This dipshit believes code should be made public under fucking GPL. You know how fucking dangerous that is? Why does Aleksey Vaneev obfuscate the code for Voxengo plugins? So if I spill fucking water on my keyboard it doesnt fuck up the code. Theres also such thing as keeping innovations to yourself. Vaneev doesnt want people to fucking strip the large Soniformer and TEOTE code. Fuck you Stallman. Go ahead and scoff at actual fucking software all you fucking want. Vaneev develops plugins, and gets money from web traffic and sales. Stallman makes money by scamming people and acting like a fucking idiot. Apple sells hardware, Google and Microslop sell personal fucking information. Mac users edit videos and make a good use of their time, Linux users saw their heads off fucking with 1000 fucking config files.

Hypocrisy

Stallman is a fucking hypocrite. He wants free software, and wants users to feel "free"? Stallman himself attacks people who dont fucking make their code free or under GPL. Then he gets into fights with Bill Gates over ethics when both of them are sadistic fucking corpse shredders, so its like watching 2 old men with Alzheimers fight. Gates founded the Gates foundation to fund mass surveillance, Stallman has a black hole for money too for making software more shit in fucking general. Then he makes the GPL, and that itself restricts what you can fucking do with code. If some lobotomite fucking flaunts "freedom" and you tell people what they can and cant do with code you call "free and open source" you can eat a fat dick and fucking die. Heres the thing, Torvalds' Linux originally wasnt as bad as Linux as it is now. All he did was held off fucking improvements by fucking spending day and fucking night arguing with people about how to fucking name Linux, like what the fuck, theres much more fucking productive shit you can do, but they fucking choose to argue to shoehorn their only ever fucking "contributions" which are none other than fucking pedantic arguments, more frustration, editing 1000 config files, and then Stallman goes to asceticism, in the form of trying to fucking become a monk. He lives fucking homeless and sleeps in an office building, sure as hell no one wants some stupid fool using that as their excuse to get some delusional apologists to lick his sorry fucking ass. Then he refuses money, but then gets fucking money himself to ass up the FSF, which is complete shit. No car, no TV, no phone, not even an old flip fucking phone, no comfort. Stallman is in fact disgusting as fucking hell. Then this delusional piece of shit writes a bunch of fucking lies. He accuses Apple of "Censorship" Apples too big of a fucking company, they have to remove some things. For what they fucking do, some shit must be censored to maintain global availability*. Spying? You can fucking turn that shit off. Worker abuse? Thats fucking Foxconns problem, not Apples. Tax avoidance? More and fucking more of these stupid fucking excuses to shit on companies that dont give just a fucking DOS prompt, and tax avoidance is smart, not "unethical" for taxes only fucking fund mass surveillance and abuse. This stupid fucking fool just made some stupid HTML using a fucking .org domain? then all this fucking idiot does is makes 20 fucking pages of floccinaucinihilipilification shitting on tech companies, and "dont use (x)" like hes fucking 3. Then again, the ascetic factor, this lobotomite doesnt fucking shower, so would I let him in my fucking studio? He can fuck off. He doesnt shower, Im not having some short, straggly lice ridden haired fuck in my fucking house getting Flesh Eating Disease inducing bacteria all over my fucking equipment. This dipshit fucking demands code be "clean" when this fucking moron is a walking talking toilet seat. He doesnt fucking shower, so he smells like shit and is probably a breeding ground for all sorts of nasty bacteria thatll fucking kill me in an extremely fucking gruesome way if I breathe near him, and he even picked fucking grease off his fucking foot and, alright, he fucking ate it. He picked shit off his fucking foot, and ate it. Then this heretic said hes glad Steve Jobs had been gone, and thats when he ate shit off his foot, which actually makes a lot of fucking sense, a dipshit downplays the only usable technology left eats shit off his foot while actively fucking up software as a fucking whole. Not to mention, Stallman is a fucking pedophile. He believes CP should be fucking legalized. He believes in sex at the fucking age of 14? Fuck off, were not having that here. This is a clean fucking space, take your vomit inducing sexual fucking desires and stick them down a fucking paper shredder. 

General Public License

GPL, which isnt "free" at fucking all. Stallman some fucking how got the fucking government to make a license to fuck people over. You fork GPL code, you have to credit their shit, and document everything you modify.

Verdict

FOSS is a complete fucking box of shit. These fucking lobotomites can fucking worship their bullshit for "freedom" watching it break every five fucking seconds, they can fucking saw their fucking heads off rewriting 1000 fucking config files, fighting with 300 fucking drivers, learning a damn fucking terminal instead of a graphical fucking user interface, and masochism with fucking shitass Wi-Fi, bad fucking audio, and whenever you fucking get mad, these stupid fucking lobotomites call you "sheep" for not being a sick, deranged fucking masochist. They say its about "freedom" Its about fucking suffering. They demand you fucking sacrifice on fucking usability for Stallmans delusional ego starting pedantic wars only to shoehorn, quite literally, just straight up bullshit. Shit needs to fucking work, I have videos to edit, I want to browse the web and play games without fighting with shit. That means I cant be dodging Copilot and ads, and neither can I spend 500 hours editing thousands of config files.

Piss off, go home, well, whatever.

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