Manipulative YT Shorts

Before this video continues, look at this cute animal, if you want it to die, ignore. if you want it to live 100 years, like, if you want it to live 500 years, comment a heart, if you want it to live 1000 years, subscribe, if you want it to be immortal, do all of those

Shut the fuck up. This is one of the big dangers of scrolling YT shorts, manipulative content. This is a common tactic used by YouTube shorts creators to gain metrics through emotional coercion. Since a lot of degenerate kids these days love to waste their fucking time scrolling through pointless shorts, they take advantage of it by making parts go "before you scroll further" and then  the creator goes off begging for metrics, note that it uses an AI voice, suggesting bot content. A lot of the content on YouTube is sloppy, low effort AI generated bullshit. The creators dont even talk "bUT yOU dOnT eVEn tALk oN yOUr ViDEoS" well, I might soon and at some point, but theres often a lot of bullshit going on in my environment, copyrighted music, dumb arguments, dumb YouTube shorts, which is why I chose to write this blog, its so I dont look like a fat fucking degenerate in his moms basement, well Im not for all I can say. Im skeletal quite literally, but fuck that, I dont care about physical state, I care about my ability to gain a meaningful audience meaningfully without producing low effort slop thats grainy and uneven, uses distorted phonk songs that sounds like its coming out of a broken audio processor powered by a fucking broken microwave trying to run MSED, AUDistortion, PHA-979, Span, TransGainer, Polysquasher 3, and a bunch of other powerful plugins, but do you expect a broken magnetron so fucked up its emitting X rays, to run that shit properly, those Youtube shorts are so fucking horrible, it feels as if my screen is cracked and my speakers have foam rot, and all they can do to try and get people to help them is by exploiting their religious beliefs or personal values with bullshit like

 "how long do you want your dad to live, if you want him to die now, ignore, if you want him to live 100 years, like, if you want him to live 700 years, comment a heart, if you want him to live 10↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑100 years, subscribe, if you want him to be immortal, do all"

“iF yOu LoVe YoUr DaD sAy UwU iN tHe CoMmEnTs oR hE dIeS”

To the point where they even bring up religious content and exploit them, basically making them fear they will go to hell if they dont listen to the creator. The next chunk of content, I was hearing this exact kind of content, or something like it. I dont want to be hearing it.

"wHO iS yOUr sAViOR"

"If its [ignore evil figure here], ignore. if its [insert significant religious figure here], like, if its Person A, comment '♾️' iF iTS pERsON B, Do tHiS"

to make things better, there were dumb shorts running in the background from people scrolling through this shitass nonsense, and this is exactly what I was hearing.

I dont think YouTube even allows this kind of bullshit. First of all, it uses blackmail to coerce users to generate the creator metrics, and to make things worse, 30% of those fucking degenerates FALL FOR IT. This kind of content doesnt educate, entertain, or add any fucking value whatsoever. It only blackmails the user by essentially threatening them for their own channels metrics. "subscribe or your girlfriend dies" Thats not content. Thats not "helping" them. Thats psychological malware. Thats blackmail and coercion. Since most of these are kids, especially those under 13, first of all, they dont seem properly tailored to anyone. Its like videos on how to do taxes with all kinds of childish bullshit and random colors and the quality of the video is absolutely shit, like who the fuck is that video for? It is really easy to manipulate naive children and make them provide undeserved engagement to what are essentially bots. What is the fucking purpose of YT shorts if all there is to them is just coercion, blackmail, and low effort, rushed slop content, Now if 30%, thats a big chunk of viewers fall for it, my YT shorts get around 1000 views in the 1st day, (I dont use coercion to gain metrics, then Id be a fucking hypocrite) if 1000 people are scrolling through shorts and stumble upon a video with these blackmails, 300 people are going to fall for it, they upload videos every day, thus gaining the creator 100k undeserved subscribers in a fucking year. Do they deserve this engagement? I found a video today, of just a creator saying "i cant show this, youtube is lazy as hell" with everything completely censored, and it was on fucking YouTube, of a channel with, oh fuck, he was talking about a channel, if im right, it had fucking CP on it. YouTube, come the fuck on, and this fucking shit is going fucking viral? YouTube? What the fuck are you on? That shit is fucking illegal, if youre out here willingly letting that content have fucking prolific engagement, not only shows that theyve become fucking lazy counterproductive dipshits, but it shows that they probably want this kind of bullshit to proliferate. If YouTube actually fucking cared, they would fucking take it down.

 This goes to that coercion and blackmail in shorts we were talking about earlier. If YouTube wants it to stop, they would fucking take it down, and they would fucking care. If YouTube doesnt even look at their channel, like I understand, YouTube is a big channel, therefore a reason why reporting exists, now heres the thing. Ive filed multiple reports on comments before, spam, harassment, etc, theyve done seemingly nothing on the content. There is still comments with fucking slurs in them. If anyone remembers 10 years ago, people freely submitted comments with countless slurs and offensive language in it. Racist/homophobic language, extreme language, heavy profanity, even content promoting self harm and suicide, some time around 2020, YouTube launched this AI thing, if systems deem content too harsh it will say "help us keep comment respectful" prompting the creator to edit the comment and tone it down, and if they submit several harsh comments, they will be timed out for hours, days, week, etc. This however doesnt seem enough. If these comments are making it out, comments with slurs and shit arent getting flagged, or they are, then it shows that YouTube moderators are the same thing as DIscord platform moderators. Lazy ass degenerates who are fucking paid to sleep at a computer through a 9 to 5. If you actually want them to see this kind of content and take it down, then actually make them do it and make sure they dont fucking sleep through the whole thing and get nothing done? At that point, its not "working" anymore. its just paid naptime to put it plainly. Not only that, but at that point, they might as well not even fucking waste their fucking money paying people who arent gonna fucking do anything meaningful for the company. This just shows how fucking lazy and apathetic modern corporations are. They dont fucking care, and they wont do anything for the users but give them the corporate middle finger, which is to tell them to get over it. Look, I understand, we shouldnt conform to someone elses life, but do the users have the ability to ban or remove content themselves? A platform cant just trust a normal account with that, then theyre gonna nuke the fucking platform, so then have people that fucking care and will fucking do their job. I dont want to have to say any of this, but this is just the unfortunate reality of modern platform moderation.

Forms of coercion used

There is a lot of religious content on YouTube, people shouldnt just be willingly giving out their religious/political views. I dont need to know your religion. We dont need to hear that kind of stuff. That kind of stuff instigates heated arguments and incentivizes these creators to roll out those coercion and blackmail ridden segments like "if you want to go to hell, ignore, if you want to go to heaven, subscribe" "If you love [insert significant religious figure here], subscribe" "If yous scroll away, you want to die and go to hell" First of all, this is just low effort generic content pulled from traditional English texts or whatever, I dont know where this is from, maybe religious texts, or the kind of content out here on this radioactive wasteland, drenched in corium and sellaline, pyrophoric with clouds of radiation, called the internet. This is very effective, but its not original, and it can give you a bad reputation. Also, youre doing none other than breeding those trolls like those in my comments. Stop it. Youre not only hurting me, youre hurting this earth as a whole. Youre setting a bad example for future generations, breeding a toxic community, and generating a bad reputation of yourself on people who have a life outside YouTube shorts scrolling. Blackmail and coercion is corrupt, not just "bribery and backroom deals" "99% OFF ON DEAD HARD DRIVES" Its blackmail through use of emotional/religious coercion and blackmail. They make all sorts of spastic arguments drawn straight out of a reactor meltdown. "they say if you dont subscribe, youll go to hell" Just a bunch of spurious bullshit with the intent of shocking the users, well they want engagement, but do you want toxic engagement or meaningful engagement? By sharing your beliefs/ideas, youre making yourself a target of harassment/coercion/blackmail. Theres a reason they tell people not to share sensitive info online, youre making yourself a target for harassment, and it could proliferate. If its gotta be manipulation, like if I didnt have a fucking choice, then at least make it good, this type of manipulation isnt even good. Its corrupt, and just sad clicks, key types, ⌘C ⌘V, you get the idea.

Bottom line

Online content has shown me that people cant even act human. Corruption, spam, asininity, coercion, and lost morals will proliferate like rotting corpses during the black death on a hellish summer day. Festering, disgusting, horrible, and utterly fucking worthless. First kids scroll through YouTube shorts, I dont even understand the logic behind that, its just a fucking waste of time, and it makes kids dumber, yes, people are fucking getting dumber if they cant even wipe their ass without 5000 people there to help them. Its not my job to put up with every planck fucking second of these dipshits' lives. Theyll break the fuck down when something goes down, and theyll listen to them. These kids are so easily brainwashed by these, what are essentially bots. Dont engage with inauthentic content. Ignore it, report it, move on. Dont keep swiping, turn the fucking phone off and do something productive. These dipshits break the fuck down when they see content like this, and they cant even have a wide vocabulary. Sure I have a style, but do I just spam emojis and use a very narrow range of pathetic insults dug out of a 2012 Xbox live session. Its like how kids these days need ChatGPT to do all their fucking homework for them. Guess what, Im not your mom. Fucking figure it out on your fucking own, and use your fucking common sense. Dont fucking waste my time on every planck second of your life while you scroll through Youtube shorts on your cracked phones and cheeto dusted fingers. Be independent and use fucking logic. Too much free time? Go mine schrabidium with your fucking nails. Too many parts to a machine? Unsure how to operate it? Read the fucking manual. No manual? Then fucking look it up. Search engine gives you shit results? Then fucking figure it out on your fucking own. Too dumb to figure it out? Then go back to fucking preschool. Too many fluids? Turn the ocean into coolant, turn it into lava, antimatter, I dont fucking care. Just dont make a fucking fool out of yourself. Too easy? Try reversing gravity. Try to. I dont care. Use your fucking common sense and dont waste my fucking time. Too many friends? Enclose yourself in a hardened dark crystal box. Too comfortable? Move into the core of a nuclear reactor. Too safe? Enable OSHA-Off and, go ahead, I dont care if you lick the copper windings in a 9.22 EHe transformer. Im not your mom. Live life on your own terms. Dont fucking waste my time. Too much sanity? The worlds fucking insane. I dont fucking care in this damned world. Too stable, Go fucking ahead, shut the stabilizers off, tamper with the code. I dont fucking care, You do fucking you. Conforming to someone elses life or just doing what every lazy ass 3 year old with an iPad does is for degenerates who know none other than how to waste our fucking time and act like a complete fucking idiot, but really its just another excuse to shit on the average degenerates across the internet.