A Radioactive Internet

:Neutrons 999E RAD/s

• a ton of antischrabidium forms

OH SHIT-

The internet is a fucking radioactive wasteland of dipshits who try and whine as loud as fucking possible. People cant keep their fucking mouths fucking shut. Now Ive asked someone, they think its funny to act like an idiot online, I get it, but when it gets to the point of this bedridden and dysfunctional bullshit, I dont understand why any, by the very least, functional of a human being would roll this kind of bullshit out. They dont like my content, so they go out of their way to put bullshit in my comment section. If you dont like me, why are you even commenting in the 1st place? It shows that you went out of your way to harass people and show off some stupidity. People who constantly feel the need to spam up peoples comment sections because theyre jealous of the creator, not only are they making absolute fools out of themselves, but it shows how insecure they are. *insecurity intensifies* 

Holy fucking shit this is stupid as hell

Let me give you an example - 

me - "What a laughable, asinine drivel. Being able to come up with content better than this incoherent cancer is rudimentary. You win the Darwin award. Stop licking the public bathroom floor."

 Haters - "chapri chapri eibrfierojkdfeiubdgjsnf chapri chapri u so chapri idoit chapri lozer andwoid sigmua apl chapri sybau💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️"

I shouldnt have to explain which one works better. The first comment is a schrabidium grade takedown, clear, powerful, precise, to the point, and whatll do it. the second one is a lobotomized cockroach screaming like a fucking idiot. Incoherent, asinine, infantile, counterproductive, and utterly fucking pathetic. That term "chapri" is actually a derogatory slur over in India, Im an american, so I dont understand it, I think people who use it to insult people online are dumb trolls because its not a good insult, but let me tell you what. Keep reading to see more.

"The internet is a sport, its all about who can whine the loudest" - Joji 2k16

"love the life you live, live the life you love" - Anon Ymous (or was it PlasWrathX2?) 2k25? Whatever. 

"heres the gun, heres the doctors note, just fucking do it its time ... just fucking kill me" - filthy frank 2k16

Why are kids these days so fucking immature? Because of a fucking intelligence crisis. Kids cant even be independent, and I have to babysit these morons. Want something? Well, I understand, but Im not your mom. This is to those infantile haters in my comments too. Too many excess vacation days? Take a fucking vacation in hell. More importantly, why the fuck do you want to go back to fucking hell in the first fucking place. Youre a fucking adult. Act mature. Depressed? Having suicidal thoughts? The answer is not suicide, Neither is getting emotional support. The answer is to fucking grow up, get over it and stop whining about some meaningless bullshit. Dont understand how to operate a machine or digital software? Read the fucking manual. No manual? Just fucking google it. Google gives you shit results? Fucking figure it out. Too dumb to figure it out? Go back to fucking preschool. People bullying you online? Tell them to shut the fuck up. Someone says they think drinking fluoroantimonic acid makes them strong? I cant fucking stop you. I dont give a flying fuck, because Im not going to babysit some immature fucking morons. Im not going to encourage them, and of course Im not going to explain some self explanatory bullshit on why drinking fluoroantimonic acid is stupid as fucking hell. Learn some common fucking sense. They can go fucking ahead, enjoy the fucking consequences of their asinine choices, and regret the fact that they didnt fucking take my word and choose to fucking act like a mature human being. Dont lick windows. Dont eat fallout. Dont sniff glue. You thought building a fucking house of plutonium builds fucking character? Im not going to stop you. Use your fucking common fucking sense for God sake. Again, Im here to make content for the community, not babysit some infantile trolls. I dont give a flying fuck about what the fucking hell you do, because Im not here to babysit you. I want a community where people fucking act like mature adults and not imbecilic 3 year olds who eat crayons and lick floors. Want flavored antischrabidium? Watch me cook the fucks I give *cooking air*. You suspect someone has hacked items on an SMP? Fucking deal with it and dont fucking whine like a fucking toddler. Youre a fucking adult, not a fucking 7 year old, therefore you shouldnt argue about such meaningless bullshit. However, its fucking happening. Just fucking grow up and get a life.

Dont conform to someone elses life. Live independently and be logical. Dont be dumb.