Microslop Copilot is the new Dyatlov

15000 Roentgen? Not great? Not terrible?

Oh what the fuck? Thats a fucking lethal dose of radiation. The geiger counters fucking screeching, not clicking. Microslop is now planning to use their half assed AI that everyone fucking hates, but they still fucking shove it up everyones ass, to run a fucking reactor. Microslop says they want to fucking make reactors to power their shitass AI, they want to fucking waste uranium to run their useless fucking AI thats so fucking cheap it cant fucking explain 2 + 2. Theyve proven theyre completely fucking incompetent, as they dont know how to fucking build a fucking operating system, all they can fucking do is fucking vibecode it using their fucking broken AI that fucking bricks peoples fucking computers, and they fucking sell the goddamn fucking operating systems that dont even fucking work, now they think this fucking piece of shit can run a fucking nuclear reactor? What the fuck could possibly go wrong letting Copilot run a fucking reactor, what the fuck could fucking go fucking wrong letting Copilot fucking stick HESa-326 rods into a PWR, what the fuck could possibly go wrong letting it fucking control DFC lasers, a fucking Antischrabidium meltdown. Even that spastic fool Jensen Huang wants to fucking help them irradiate the world by building fucking reactors and running every fucking reactor with their fucking half assed AI piece of shit, Nice job Microslop, youre gonna fucking irradiate the entire fucking world by melting down every single reactor because you fucking relied on your fucking half assed dysfunctional fucking AI run a goddamn fucking nuclear reactor, wow, what an absolutely fucking profound achievement. Making every fucking square planck of the fucking goddamn world have a fucking geiger counter fucking scream like a damned fucking soul being flayed by the fucking government. Microslop, oh now I really dont fucking want your bullshit. Why were we all dumb enough to fall for Gates' trap. Not only does he want to cage every single fucking human alive and turn everyone into fucking slaves who fucking have to fucking believe 2 + 2 = 5, he wants to fucking irradiate the entire fucking world and fucking waste uranium on fucking pieces of shit no one wants to fucking use. Microslop is going to be a total дебил and completely omit a concrete fucking containment structure watching the fucking radiation fucking leak everywhere, watching peoples flesh liquefy as flesh turns red and sloughs off in slimy, necrotic string. Microslop builds a reactor, they put the fucking rods into a bare reactor structure with just fucking fuel rods and no fucking coolant reflecting how fucking incompetent they are, they cant even fucking make shit that fucking works, following that logic they wouldnt fucking know how to put a fucking containment structure over a goddamn fucking reactor. Then their piece of shit starts raising the fucking fuel rods, and fucking radiation leaks fucking everywhere.

The Timeline

Within hours the skin on everyone around the fucking reactors, their face and hands turned bright red, then began to blister and peel in wet, translucent sheets, revealing raw pink flesh underneath that wept clear fluid mixed with blood. The blisters swelled into massive, fluid-filled sacs that burst open with a sickening wet pop, spraying yellowish pus and strips of necrotic skin across the floor. Their hair falls out in greasy clumps, leaving bloody patches of scalp that oozed and crusted over. Inside their mouthes the mucous membranes ulcerated, turning into open sores that made every swallow feel like drinking liquid fire. Bloody diarrhea exploded from their asses in violent jets — black, tarry shit mixed with chunks of sloughed intestinal lining that looked like raw hamburger. The smell was unbearable: rotting meat, shit, and burnt flesh all at once. Deeper in, the bone marrow was dying. White blood cells plummeted, leaving them wide open to infection. Fever spiked as bacteria feasted on the dying tissue. Their gums bled constantly, teeth loosening in sockets filled with pus. The skin on his chest and groin began to slough off in large wet ribbons, exposing twitching muscle layers that slowly turned gray and necrotic, bubbling with gas from anaerobic bacteria.By day five his organs were liquefying. The liver and kidneys failed, flooding his body with toxins. Vomit came up black and bloody, mixed with chunks of stomach lining. Their balls swelled to twice their size, turning purple-black before the skin split open, leaking infected fluid. Every breath was a wet rattle as fluid filled his lungs.In the final stages he lay in a puddle of his own liquefied remains — blood, pus, shit, urine, and sloughed skin all mixed into a foul, steaming soup. Their eyes had sunken into dark sockets, leaking bloody tears. The last thing he saw before their hearts gave out was their own hands, reduced to a claw of exposed bone and stringy tendons, still twitching as the radiation finished cooking them from the inside.The stench alone could make a grown man retch — a thick, sweet-rot smell of decaying meat and radioactive necrosis that clung to everything.

Then as everyone fucking dies of radiation poisoning, the AI tries to take over, so the fucking reactor melts down, and Copilot becomes the new Dyatlov, and since its an AI, with no needs or desires, and no one to control it, it rots with the rest of the irradiated fucking world.