m5 max macbook pro

Smidge, you dont need a fucking M5 Max, are you fucking deranged?

uhh, yeah I got bored with my old MacBook so I got this new one? No, I actually need a good new MacBook. I want one thats some fucking good shit. I need it to be fucking good as fucking hell it will fucking burn my fucking ass off. I need a MacBook so fucking goddamn powerful it will fucking blow my cock and balls off. My old MacBook had a whimpy 8GB of unified memory which isnt gonna fucking do shit. That thing took fucking forever to fucking load a goddamn webpage, oH BuT SMiDGe, iT hAS M3, well, it only fucking has 8GB RAM, fucking useless

Oh smidge you spastic deranged fool, Youd be fine with a fucking Neo.

No, really. I need a MacBook Pro. Now that I have fucking Final Cut, Motion, Logic and all fucking sorts of stupid ass shit I need a damn fucking hell powerful machine. And how else am I supposed to get you smooth TNT videos? Some of you say I have a nice smooth computer, well then Im gonna fucking do that, and get a fucking shit hell powerful unit. "Oh smidge, then get a PC" Oh fucking hell no. Im not putting up with Linux, I need shit that works out of the goddamn fucking box. Im not fucking here to fucking edit 32 goddamn fucking shit hell config fucking files and them watch the damn fucking wankstain crash every 5 seconds thanks to a bad fucking coding job, and Windows is fucking horrible. To fucking say it sucks is a massive understatement. Its not just a fucking doctor who wont treat a dying patient, its a fucking nazi scientist actively fucking performing a goddamn fucking scaphism on the damned user. 

Thats it. Nothing more to go into.