Discord Age Verification

Why are we doing this again?

Companies these days have no fucking sense of privacy or any fucking reason to protect their users other than to fucking extract from them and feed the fucking disgusting system. YouTube first jerked off to the UKs Online Safety Act with their pathetic AI age verification that predicted Plas to be under 13, flagging my fucking account, like fuck off YouTube, hes over 13. Want to argue? Is your blood boiling? then fuck off. Now Mojang is adding age verification, and that fucking sucks too, age verification is fucking scaphism, and now Discord is fucking doing it, and this is not going to fix anything. In September of 2025, Discords systems got hacked, and 70k IDs fucking leaked. thats literally just the fucking holocaust but on a smaller scale. When someone has your ID, whoever found those IDs went to their house to perform fucking scaphisms or lingchi on them, and theyll make it as painful as possible. Theyll harass you, extort you, then theyll show up to your house, cage you, and then perform a fucking scaphism. Its less painful to be fucking forced to ingest fucking cyanide than to fucking be put into a boat and be forced to fucking rot alive and get eaten by fucking maggots.

What theyre doing

Discord is adding a new teen by default setting, where all accounts that are not verified to be over 18 have to fucking scan their fucking face, thats gonna fucking flop, especially if some crazy fucking idiot is going to try and fucking hack Discords servers yet fucking again, you know what theyre gonna fucking do if they have someones fucking face, theyre gonna fucking goon to it. An alternative can have you submit your ID, which thats even fucking worse because then theyll extort you, harass you, extract from you, and theyll eventually cage you, then theyll do a scaphism on you, so if you submit an ID to discord, you risk voluntarily signing up for a fucking holocaust. Some asshole shat out by Satan who was told to hack Discords servers went out and some idealist Discord employee opened the gate to encryption, got all these faces that Satan goons to, and a bunch of IDs of souls that Satan just fucking throws into the industrial shredder. Age verification is the ultimate excuse for dehumanization, torture, suffering, genocide, murder, human experiment, flaying, lingchi, scaphism, and fucking hell being masked as "child safety" bitch please. Discords new teen by default setting is making everyone submit a fucking ID to use a fucking NSFW channel.

Some Changes (bullshit)

Discord is now making speaking in stage 18+. Thats the dumbest fucking bullshit Ive ever fucking heard in my fucking life. Someone please saw my fucking head off so I dont have to see a perfectly normal feature become fucking 18+, that shits almost like watching governments promise reform. Its utter fucking bullshit masking sadistic bureaucracy as "support". Come on Discord, thats the dumbest fucking excuse Ive ever seen in my fucking life. Speaking in stage is not "18+" and if you think it is, thats just some major flaw in your person. Holy fucking shit this is complete bullshit.

Whos making them do this

Governments. All governments are bloated, lying, sadistic rigs that exist solely to extract and oppress people until they fucking die or go fucking insane. Discord, being held at gunpoint, is being forced to comply. OfCom prolapsed out the Online Safety Act in 2023, demanding people to go into a fucking lab where they can fucking saw people in half with a giant fucking chopsaw sagitally so those sadistic nutjobs can have their dicks explode with jizz as the brains get shredded throwing pink, blood soaked shreddings everywhere, blood spraying out like a fucking water tank with a fucking hole in it, lungs collapsing in frothy pink foam, intestines burst spewing stomach acid and sludge of shit everywhere, the cock and balls are hit by the blade, throwing blood everywhere, the halves are ripped apart and gush blood, the executioner with a 50 inch cock erupting with jizz throws the two halves onto the pile, where the executioner then calls up Satan to drag the soul to hell, only to fucking torture it further. Age verification? No different.

Why does anyone think this is "good"

No human in the right mind thinks this entire shitfuck is good. This entire shitfuck of age verification is only an excuse of the government to demand companies to collect biometric information. Governments seek only hard cocks and jizz, not "reform". More excuses to torture and impose more bureaucracy. I want to live like a wild fucking animal, like every other animal. Not a fucking slave being forced to show his dick to his master for him to jerk off under the threat of scaphism. They dont care about user safety, only data collection.

What can we do about it? Can we idealize it?

"I am going to kill myself if Minecraft age verification goes global" - Zuphrus 2k26

Well what does matter, anything, and will it matter even if I do that? No. "but what if we try idealism" I hear you screaming now.

Thats the dumbest thing Ive heard in my fucking life. Idealism is the ultimate form of fucking cope. Lies wont fucking fix anything. The system is irredeemably corrupt, and theres no fucking return. Idealizing it is like fucking trying to find joy in being sentenced to a scaphism. We can love it, hate it, praise it, condemn it, quote it, disbelieve it, like it, dislike it, deepthroat it, abhor it, suck it up, refuse of it, whatever. the only thing we really cant do is ignore it, because its actively making our lives worse, and we know our lives are getting worse and worse every day, and every new day is a worse day to be fucking alive.

But on another note...

"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels.

The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently.

They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo.

You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them, disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them.

About the only thing you can't do is ignore them.

Because they change things" - Steve Jobs