Everyone always fucking tries to tell you like you have a voice. They fucking spread the cliche "if you see something, say something". Now, most people see authority, they just fucking listen. They dont fucking ask questions, they just go the fuck ahead and use them, when they aint gonna do shit. In fact, theyre gonna blame the fucking person who found the fucking flaw, accuse them of it rather. This isnt just the "Smidge being cynical", theres some painful irony in this rig. I will explain multiple examples of every time someone reports a problem, and the people in charge of something with a problem fuck them over.
PlasWrathX2 and BagelSMP
PlasWrathX2, who goes under the moniker of Plas had found an item duplication glitch in the Minecraft server BagelSMP. He sees that shit, he knows some bad fucking actors are gonna abuse it, therefore he fucking informs the staff team. Now all of you fucking assume that theyre gonna fucking patch that shit right? Surprise motherfucker (No more euphemisms, but thanks iBoff, again) they didnt fucking patch it. They just closed his bloody fucking ticket, and fucking ignored him, refusing to fucking acknowledge his very existence. He said he accidentally found it. He wasnt fucking trying to find it, and if he sees a fucking bug, its common practice for the bug to be fixed right? If someone finds a fucking bug and they fucking report it, the fucking developer should bloody fucking fix the goddamn fucking bug, but instead, they fucking give him shit. He reports the fucking bug, they fucking scapegoat him and assume HE is the one who is fucking using the bug, then they just fucking close his fucking ticket. So then he opens a new one, and then they start calling him "annoying". Notice how I put it in quotation marks. Is he the one being annoying here, or are they being fucking wankbottles here? Since a lot of people are fucking stupid and they just fucking give him shit, he told another player to report it. He told that player explicitly not to fucking dicker with it, but Plas says he didnt listen. Plas says that he DID report the glitch, and it WAS patched, but its just really fucking stupid that they assumed he was a fucking hacker. It only reinforces the "guilty until proven innocent, if we even want to do so, and most likely we just want to fucking fuck you over" concept that we see absolutely fucking everywhere. Plas had even spent fucking $100 USD on the goddamn server for in server currencies, he showed emails as proof of the fucking transaction. That should be concrete fucking proof that hes not fucking hacking. If these fucking wanks actually went ahead and just fucking ripped him off of $100 USD, fuck em. Theyre fraudulent fucks. Plas was trying to fucking make your shit better, but you chose to fuck him over? So what, you want fucking bugs to writhe on your platform? Platform suicide at its fucking best.
Guy finds exploits in Microslop software, Microslop gets pissed.
A user under the pseudonym of "Nightmare Eclipse" found zero day vulnerabilities in Microslops Windows operating systems. He sees that fucking shit, so he fucking tells Microslop about it. He finds 6 zero day exploits, and again, surprise motherfucker, they dont fucking respond to it. So what, theyll just fucking let the zeroclick attacks writhe on billions of fucking computers? Alright, someone finds bugs, Microslop should be fucking thanking them, but no. Microslop fucking hates them with a bloody passion. Try to fucking MAKE A FUCKING SYSTEM BETTER, they hate you and hope you fucking die. Turns out Microslop really fucking doesnt wanna make Windows better. Theyve had this massive hard on for enshittification for the past fucking half a goddamn year, only aggressively vomiting up more and more enshittification. Now someone finds a fucking bug, and Microslop now hates their fucking guts. Apple will fucking reward you up to 2 fucking million USD for finding security vulnerabilities in their operating systems. Up to two fucking million dollars. Theyll fucking reward you a fucking 2, followed by six fucking zeroes for finding a fucking rape that those bloody Nazis at Paragon developed for an Apple device. Report a rape Paragon made for a Windows PC and now Microslop has a fucking grudge against you. So now theyve proven it. They fucking want Paragon/Palantir/NSO necrosis writhing on your fucking PC, if you still havent fucking jumped ship. Microslop should be fucking paying this guy for finding dangerous backdoors the government will fucking use for voyeuristic purposes. If youve been here long enough, mass surveillance isnt for fucking national security, its for voyeurism. They fucking want your private photos, nudes, mental breakdowns at 3am, the shit you dont fucking want people seeing, and Microslop gladly fucking lets those fucking wankboxes rape computers.
Jennifer Combs and, sewage coming from the fucking tap?
In the town of Trinidad, Texas, a woman named Jennifer Combs had found water that looks like fucking sewage. She turns the fucking tap on, theres brown fucking water coming from it, brown water? Someone could fucking contract bubonic fucking plague and die for that waters probably laced with fucking shit. So basically whats going on is theyre using fucking sewage from a fucking cesspool and using that as fucking tapwater. Brown water with fucking scum all over it, and people are fucking drinking that. Combs had made a post on Facebook about the fucking water that fucking looks like its fucking mixed with shit and piss. They were quite literally fucking circulating a mixture of fucking shit and piss back into the fucking drinking water system because she fucking posted that as a warning so people dont fucking ingest piss and fucking contract bubonic plague, instead of them fucking cleaning the goddamn bloody fucking water, they chose to fucking charge her, threaten to fucking cage her or throw her in a fucking nuthouse. The fucking government fucking charged her with a fucking felony? You call it a fucking felony to try and fucking warn people that they could fucking contract bubonic plague, watch themselves fucking necrotize alive, bleed out and fucking die? You call it a fucking felony to fucking warn people so they dont have to fucking watch their fucking intestines fucking explode and fucking ooze into bubbling cancer soup? The fucking city of Trinidad had fucking suggest people fucking boil the water before fucking use it, but when its fucking brown and yellow? Those are the fucking colors of shit and piss, and thats what I fucking presume youre circulating into fucking drinking water. Boiling that shit isnt gonna fucking clean the goddamn water. Theyll still fucking contract bubonic plague and fucking die. The fucking cops continue to fucking dismiss her concern, making the bullshit assumption that it simply fucking "caused unnecessary fear and confusion in our community". "Unnecessary"? Eat my fucking ass youre calling it "unnecessary" to fucking fear contracting bubonic plague and watching an automated fucking scaphism happen to you.
Verdict
Why did we ever fucking believe they were fucking here to fucking help us? Plas sees a fucking glitch that bad actors are gonna fucking abuse, they fucking accuse him of using it, dismiss all his fucking tickets, and refuse to fucking acknowledge his existence. Nightmare eclipse finds zero day fucking attacks that Nazis like Paragon are making, Microslop just chooses to give the user a corporate middle finger. Combs fucking informs people that drinking water could abandon them to fucking watch themselves watch their own slow fucking motion scaphism? The fucking government charges her with a felony and threatens to fucking abandon her in a fucking nuthouse. they dont give a FUCK.
Nothing matters. Everything is shit.
Meltdown motherfucking eternal.
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