HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Age Verification, mass surveillance, tech failures

This could be a really good, and bad time to be alive. Theres some fucking horrible shit, and some good shit as well. Whats fucking good? A new fucking Apple event next fucking week. Next week, were seeing a new fucking iPhone 17e, MacBook Pro, and budget friendly macbook. Also some other amazing new products. Lets hope this Apple equipment is so fucking good and so goddamn fucking fast it fucking blows my cock and balls off.

S26 Ultra

Shut the fuck up. The S26 Ultra is a bloated, rancid, pus dripping sore of fucking technology. That new fucking Crapdragon processor seems fucking fast as hell, it is until it fucking melts down into a fucking pool of corium. Not to mention, that smooth Minecraft gameplay is probably just fucking cloud gaming dipshit, they fucking crash whenever you try to fucking explode a fucking block of fucking TNT, and there you fucking go. That new privacy display is bullshit when Big Brother is watching 24 fucking 7 on all fucking devices running fucking FOSS because the developers dont give a fucking shit. A fucking community wont fucking help its fucking members, theyre just lazy fucking dipshits that make slop that is fucking slow, broken, and it just plain fucking sucks. The camera is bullshit, 200MP has always been a laughable fucking pathetic goddamn lie, it usually fucking throttles down to fucking 12MP anyways, so its fucking pointless, one way or the other, 200MP means nothing except fucking 4X larger file sizes than on the iPhone, the images on the Galaxy are fucking blurry, noisy, washed out, it looks like they were fucking made by a fucking robot smoking fucking weed. Thats not gonna fucking do shit. The iPhone 17 Pro Max cameras actually fucking deliver, meanwhile the Galaxy cameras are a fucking gimmick. Knox is a fucking lie, you have no fucking security or privacy on any fucking Android phone. Android is a fucking panopticon with fucking spastic demons jerking off to you fucking suffering as your phone crashes, lags, and the users fucking pathetic delusion thinking theyre fine when they damn fucking hell know theyre fucking being shredded alive. Theyre in a fucking boat where some crazy fucking idiots are fucking jamming milk and honey down their fucking throat and fucking maggots fucking eat them alive and they shit like they ate a bunch of fucking diarrhea induction fucking chemicals while they fucking necrotize in liquified rotting fucking flesh, diarrhea, maggots, stomach acid, and fucking piss. They smell the reeking sulfur mixed with shit, decay, and fucking ignorance. The fucking display is a fucking battery raping fuck that fucking cages you to the fucking cord 15 minutes in. Throttling, overheating, burning your fucking hand off, its horrible. 16GB of RAM in a phone is a fucking joke. You do fucking realize more RAM in a phone fucking bloats the system like a fucking rotting corpse and throttles it to be slower than a fucking dying 100 year old fucking engine. The S Pen is just a pathetic excuse for a toddlers fucking crayon. Its part of the fucking plastic packaging thats fucking meant to fucking be thrown away anyways. The worst part of all this? Android. Android is a bloated, sadistic simulation of hell. Pre installed Facebook? Facebook is fucking spyware that fucking uses your fucking microphone when I didnt fucking tell it to. Fuck you Zuckerberg and your spastic mass surveillance propaganda. Still, Qualcomm has access to the phone and can fucking wipe the goddamn piece of shit whenever the fuck they fucking like. The piece of shit is a bloated fucking corpse covered in mold with ads fucking everywhere, not to mention AI, making every day a worse fucking day to fucking be alive. Age verification, wrongthink, thought police necrosis, and everything its fucking used for really fucking sucks. No Big Brother, 2 + 2 = 4, not 5. Want me to believe its 5? Then go eat a fat dick and die.

Discord Age Verification

Good fucking shit, Discord delayed age verification. Its only good until they do fucking roll it out and I have to fucking buy a rope to fucking hang myself and fucking die. Discord, the world isnt fucking mandating this yet, not yet, because when it does happen, I have to fucking hang myself and fucking die. Discord was using Persona to verify peoples ages, Discord said they deleted instantly, Persona said they store fucking shit for up to a goddamn fucking week, all until some fucking hackers checked to see the damn fucking cold fucking truth, in that theyre a fucking thought police corpse shredder fucking assed up by the fucking government to fucking flag people for fucking wrongthink. Theyre just fucking trying to make a fucking system to fucking force people to fucking believe that 2 + 2 = 5. Theyre trying to make a fucking thoughtcrime fucking corpse shredder. We saw earlier that there were fucking companies making fucking systems to fucking report fucking content that fucking criticizes ICE. ICE is a fucking corpse shredder, they fucking kill innocent people, theyre basically just federally sanctioned fucking murders. Discord, what the fuck are you doing? Working with a fucking thought police fucking corpse fucking shredder? Theyre not fucking age verification, weve fucking seen it many fucking times, age verification fucking fixes nothing. All age verification is, just a fucking pathetic excuse to fucking say "oH wERe pROteCTiNG tHE CHiLDrEN" Bitch, youre fucking protecting NO ONE. All you fucking care to do is fucking set up a fucking thought police system to fucking rape people and give them shit until they fucking die or go insane. Collect the fucking kiddies IDs and give them mass surveillance? Absofuckinglutely, No, fuck no.

Persona

This is a fucking age verification service used by many fucking platforms. Discord, Reddit, Character.ai, You fucking name it. Persona is supposedly a more "safe" age verification system. Remember what happened in like, fucking September of 2025? Discords fucking systems got fucking leaked and fucking thousands, if not fucking millions of fucking IDs got fucking leaked. You know what some spastic fucking demon can fucking do if they fucking get someones fucking ID? They can fucking kidnap them, extract from them, enslave them, and then fucking kill them via scaphism. If you want to fucking verify your age on a platform, if you have the balls to, and it takes you to persona, like "verify.withpersona" or some fucking shit like that, DO NOT FUCKING PROCEED. Im serious here

DO NOT FUCKING PROCEED.

Stop there, close the tab, or your whole fucking browser. Its fucking written in bold so youll never fucking fall for it. Its a fucking wrongthink thought police system. They have no fucking intent to help or protect anyone. All they fucking serve to do is fucking function as a thoughtcrime system to fucking normalize mass fucking surveillance and make George Orwells 1984 a reality.

Palantir

Another sadistic fucking corpse shredder that fucking throws living human beings into a massive fucking shredder, watching as the blades fucking puncture into organs and send fucking blood spraying everywhere in fucking arterial geysers. Israel has a lot of fucking mass surveillance corpse shredder developers like Paragon, and this Palantir corpse shredder that the fucking governments fucking rape the grid with raping fucking devices with zeroclicks allowing the fucking government to fucking goon to your fucking activity and fucking files 24/7. Haters, to those dipshits fucking glorifying sides in the Israel Palestine war, shut the fuck up. I dont take sides in any fucking political conflict, because all fucking political conflict is bullshit. Whats the fucking point? This is just a fucking meaningless plane of existence where fucking corpse shredder sees who can fucking eat the most fucking corpses. All are to be condemned, not to be fucking worshipped and for people to fucking argue online like fucking toddlers arguing about what fucking way should they fucking eat their own fucking shit. Fuck Palantir, Fuck Paragon, fuck their developers, fuck whoever supports them, fuck whoever told them to fucking make it, fuck whoever likes it, fuck whoever fucking loves to fucking deepthoat Big Brothers cock while drinking the fucking blood of people who fucking fell for this pathetic fucking scam. 

California to require age verification on Windows and Linux

Yeah, you fucking heard that right, the fucking state of California wants its fucking users to all fucking have to fucking verify their fucking age if their on a fucking system that fucking uses Windows or Linux. Dont fucking submit to it. Dont fucking submit your fucking ID or face. Dont fucking submit to Big Brother. Dont believe 2 + 2 = 5. Get a fucking Mac. Hardware dying? Well fucking guess what, Macs are coming next fucking week, surely theyve fucking got something for you. You all thought Linux was the fucking answer? Guess what, now they want Linux to fucking have age verification too. Linux has always been a fucking joke, just a fucking shitfuck thats like a fucking DOS operating system, GNU bullshit, Stallman, that fucking sanctimonious idiot who fucking eats shit off his fucking foot during a goddamn fucking interview, LibreOffice, Ive heard its fucking shit, everything Linux really raped by GNU and Stallman is just fucking shit, but now they want fucking age verification for it. "Oh, but Im not in California", well guess what, any fucking government that passes shit, everyones gonna fucking follow suit. The UK passes the Online Safety Act and fucking creates an Orwellian fucking cesspool, everyone fucking followed suit. They even fucking had the audacity to fucking call it "reform" as we saw last month. Holy shit. Australia fucking bans everyone under 16 from social media, now fucking Spain is fucking following suit, at some fucking point, everyones gonna fucking have to send their fucking face to fucking Big Brother so he can fucking stroke his dick back and forth to our fucking suffering, now its fucking RAM thats in high demand, quite fucking soon its gonna be fucking ropes and knives because people are gonna be fucking killing themselves because of this sadistic extortion rig. macOS does have this "declared age range" which is not Orwellian, it just has the system report the age range, which is not Orwellian. (under 13, 13 - 17, 18+, etc). That is for apps only, not the spastic demons in the web which is a fucking cesspool of fucking malware, the fucking web is where all the fucking nasty ass shit happens, the fucking streets of the internet, theres fucking drug dealers, pedophiles, hitmen, IP grabbers, extortionists, hackers, terrorists, you fucking name it. Otherwise, move to Mac quickly before your fucking state or fucking hell a whole fucking country could follow fucking suit with this fucking shitfuck. Apple has found a fucking loophole that fucking works while fucking keeping you safe and protected in the Dineutronium bunker from Big Brother, now that spastic demon demands that Linux forces you to fucking hand over your fucking face, ID, soul, heart, brain and lungs so Big Brother can eat them while jacking off.

Verdict

Well, new Macs are coming, nice. Get those, dont worship Big Brother. Otherwise Big Brother is shit. Here we focus on the negatives.

 "Smidge, come on, if you want better, reform the system, ask for better"
Do I look like a spoiled fucking dipshit here? No. If the system is so fucking irredeemably corrupt, trying to fucking reform it is baseless. Its spoiled and fucking childish, its like a fucking child throwing a meltdown in the store when his mom didnt fucking buy some fucking shit he fucking wanted. To insist I fucking weep at a fucking representatives ass is like saying I should fucking throw a fucking infantile meltdown when I fucking see something ever so slightly the way people dont fucking expect. Shut the fucking hell up, go fucking shove a fucking spent fuel rod up your fucking ass and FUCK OFF. All we can fucking do is fucking isolate ourselves, stop fucking feeding the system, stop volunteering, stop donating, and fucking read the fucking autopsies. We cant fucking fix it, its too fucking corrupt for us to fucking fix anything.