Fix this Chrome

"its not a bug, its a feature"

Shut the fuck up. If developers are implementing such abhorrent features, fuck them, Ive already talked about how Im pissed with developers not giving a shit about pedophilia, because guess what, its a big ass business, and they dont give a shit. Thats why when people hear the term "big business" they think oh, fuck them, greedy ass fat people making slaves write horrible softwares that never satisfy the fucking user and they violate user data like fucking crackheads, Google is a prime example. Cheers to Apple for being the only big business that doesnt do this, otherwise fuck. Im here to give a rant on Google and an important feature that they fucked up.

"We implemented this feature to teach tolerance. Patience is key. To live in society..."

Thats the worst fucking excuse for a response to a feature that pisses users off for no reason, and they can easily just fucking exclude the feature altogether. Remember when I referenced HBMs writing on game settings and the numerous times I have brought up a "cake with glass shards"? Well thats the only fucking thing I can think of again. 

The Issue

So heres whats wrong. I use Command F to find items, to see all instances of what Im looking for, Im quickly skimming through shit as Im too fucking lazy, then I end up spam clicking as I get a meaningful glance, but then the fucking bar fucking jumps fucking left and right like an dumbass acoustic fucking toddler on fucking crack wiping greasy fingers all over an iPad, scrolling through Italian Brainrot and "67" bullshit. Like I dont fucking want any of it, it jumps back and forth like a fucking idiot, with no intent other than to fucking piss me off and just make me want to fucking send a schrabidium cube right through the fucking screen. The purpose of fucking software is to fucking enhance peoples lives, not piss users off and make them have to fucking name software by many names, however, they dont give a fuck, so we fucking had to. Google is a prime example. They are a huge piece of shit, thus many people had to give it many names. One day, during an Aussie50 livestream,  someone brought up how they name Google by many names depending on its reliability. Aussie50 himself had been nice enough to bring up some. "Google", "froogle," and my personal favorite, "fuckle". Greed is not an issue, though we wish it were, its basically a first world problem. Scammers go out walking the streets begging for money, all theyre going to fucking use it for is trying to fucking knock the fucking earth out of the fucking solar system. Dont fall for it, its not guaranteed that theyll be in need, dont accidentally help a scammer. Big tech companies are going to give you all these stupid gimmicks to cover up the fact that they fucking suck. Chrome will say "oh were faster" when they consume more battery, like its just a fucking browser and not a fucking UU matter gigafactory, and heres the reason why I wrote all this, Google chromes find feature sucks. I had said its jumping back and forth, theres no fucking reason for it. No, I dont want to fucking enjoy a piece of shit from Google, and its a piece of shit as expected. The whole point of technology was to enhance peoples lives, but it just simply refuses to let me. Just like a cake with glass shards. The cakes nice, but are the shards necessary? Do I have to "enjoy" a nice cake by having my mouth get demolished, then Im drinking blood and ripped skin, then theres shreds of cut skin and blood gushing out of my fucking mouth, Are you saying I have to flay myself alive on that note? Why do people act like its some grand fucking achievement to get their digestive system completely demolished, youre chest will feel like you just got flayed, and youll be sent to the ER. If someone thinks thats "top of the line" Be my fucking guest, thats some major flaw in your mentality. Heres the catch, how easy is it to just not fucking include the damn shards in the fucking cake to begin with?

The "teaching tolerance" excuse

Ive never heard some company make that excuse before, but it sure as hell fucking feels like it. I get it, there is no heart. kindness and generosity are the gilding of an individual. One is kind to attract others, and cover up the true evil of this world. You do realize that life is torture, and all this is to cover up the true torture it is. Job applications, taxes, pain, health problems, legalities, the fact that you basically have to flay yourself over a fire just to be satisfied, fights, just an absolute mess, how is anyone fucking happy in this dystopian, radioactive wasteland? Its the reason why the word "suicide" is in the English dictionary, and some have done it successfully. Teaching tolerance? Fuck that. Tolerance is fake, its just a gilding to hide the true horror. The whole "cake with glass shards" analogy Ive repeated multiple times actually means something that looks good to hide something horrible. You take a bite out of that cake, youre fucked. Youre mouth is fucking bleeding, and youre going straight to the fucking ER.

Verdict

Its not a "good" feature. If someone calls it a "good feature" I would kick someones ass. Either A, its a bug which is a coding error, or B, Googles trolling us like usual. Inconsistency is not a virtue. Inconsistency is not acceptable. Fuck google. Fuck.