Graphics

Minecraft

Minecraft 26.2 is allowing users to use Vulkan rather than OpenGL since those fucking wankstains at OpenGL dont know how to fucking properly utilize hardware and theyre just absolute fucking dickless assholes, so they choose Vulkan which improves FPS on Windows, and leaves the performance stable on macOS, with no fucking peaks or troughs, just a flat ass line. I will explain why Windows getting the advantage is a problem, even though you should well as fucking fuck know why its a fucking problem. Looking straight up on macOS no longer provides an advantage, so dont fucking use that as a benchmark anymore, otherwise youre bullshit. No fucking cheating here. Using advantages stupid developers used which I will explain.

OpenGL

OpenGL is a piece of fucking shit, its unstable and basically a fucking software to use your computer as a fucking stove rather than an actual fucking computer. Lets have a look at fucking Geekbench, M5 Max with Metal, which all developers should be fucking using metal, and I will explain why this delusional Windows tribalism is just a fucking stupid shitfuck of Alzheimers. Geekbench 6 for M5 Max 16" with the maxxed GPU gets about 231,600 in Metal, quite fucking good I can say but with FuckingGL, you only get fucking 140,300 because these stupid fucking wankstains at Khronos Group, oh the fucking Khronos Group making graphics APIs that only fucking Intel, Nvidia, and fucking AMD use, making glorified fucking stoves. When running fucking Minecraft without fucking optimization, the fans constantly fucking max out since these absolute fucking shitbags at the Khronos Group cant fucking make competent graphics shit, fucking shitbags that fucking developers only use since they dont know why the fuck you dont fucking leave a goddamn fucking reactor core at super fucking critical fucking temperatures, when it doesnt fucking get any more fucking performance. Its a fucking piece of shit. These bastards are a piece of shit.

Vulkan 

Another fucking piece of shit from these delusional fucking wankers at the fucking Khronos Group, they fucking deepthroat the fucking processor giants like fucking Intel, AMD, and Nvidia, and they love Jensen Huangs sorry ass who fucking bribes developers asses off just so they can fucking get more money and collectively fuck up software. The only real fucking support for fucking Vulkan comes from the stupid fucking chip suppliers when they dont make their own fucking processors, like most fucking computer makers who use pieces of fucking shit from pieces of fucking shit intel or fucking AMD, like why the fuck are you fucking prioritizing the fucking CISC systems that fucking throttle and overheat, like its just borderline fucking stupid. Its fucking stupid as fucking hell, and just the fucking human race as a fucking whole is just fucking stupid. Fuck open source bullshit really. The community cant fucking make good shit.

Now for the rants.

CISC/IMR vs RISC/TBDR

This is where the fucking shit is. People are so fucking stupid and delusional they all fucking go for fucking CISC systems which architectuarlly need more fucking manufacturing and fucking resources to fucking waste so it can fucking deliver the same fucking performance as a fucking computer thats made with fucking 20% of the total that they fucking used, and they fucking wasted most of that fucking bullshit. Like you pieces of fucking shit cant fucking learn how to fucking use only fucking 20% of your ass youve been using this whole fucking time, since most of these stupid delusional bootlickers only think "CISC MEaNS POweR" like this is fucking 2002 when everyone was so fucking stupid and delusional. A fucking TBDR fucking GPU does so fucking much more, like developers are so fucking stupid and fucking delusional. Seriously, its fucking baffling how you developers are seriously fucking prioritizing these fucking pieces of shit. Like deliberately fucking prioritizing shit for fucking inferior systems? Thats like fucking saying a fucking paper plate is better than fine ass china because "its disposable" Yes, its disposable, landfill overloading waste, and so is your logic you developers deepthroating Jensen Huangs petty bribes, what fucking bootlickers.

"Good Enough"

Good enough for a fucking delusional homeless man with fucking Alzheimers who doesnt fucking know how to fucking use a fucking computer. No its not fucking "good enough", why are the fucking flexes that make these delusional fucking fools believe. "Oh were fucking lazy, well just do it because its fine, and weve gotta teach tolerance anyways" What a bafflingly stupid excuse. Really fucking trying to give the performance for fucking inferior hardware? Oh wow, trying to deliberately fucking make it so that this just isnt fucking shit. So youre telling me fuck performance, fuck usability, fuck everything that fucking matters in this fucking multiverse, fuck all this fucking bullshit. Theyre reserving this bullshit and fucking standardizing it. Wow you developers are fucking stupid. The coding community is so fucking delusional. Like seriously, youre gonna lower your standards so fucking much to the point where youll assert that a fucking sewage pipe and what flows through it is the fucking epitome of architecture. Youre really out here claiming that a fucking plastic build is acceptable? That fucking Thunderbolt 4 on a very top tier fucking laptop is still fucking acceptable? Bitch, if its really fucking powerful its gotta fucking be Thunderbolt fucking 5. Quit it with your pathetic fucking caveman technology, Thunderbolt 4 is fucking obsolete, yet these obsequious bastards continue to fucking optimize shit for inferior fucking hardware.

"I hate my room, its a piece of shit, lets go" - Steve Jobs

Windows First ideologies for bootlickers.

Windows fucking sucks, as we fucking know it, so why do they fucking try and make good ass shit for it when it sucks such fucking balls? It consumes a fucking shitload of resources to fucking force people to use Copilot which isnt even meant for proper fucking use, then Windows shouldnt be for serious purposes. Every 5 seconds, Satya Nadella comes begging at your ass weeping  "pLEEEEEASe uSE COPiLOt, PLeASe uSE EDgE, wE bEG oF YoU" Fuck off. I dont want your bullshit, but developers put this absolute fucking piece of shit first. The only people who still "like" Windows in 2026 are delusional fucking bootlickers. God fucking forbid, if you still use Windows, you fucking hate it. You fucking hate the shit out of it. Everyone who is using it is either living under a rock, since they dont fucking know about the operating system shitfuck, and most computers fucking come with Fuckdows preinstalled because theyre just fucking lazy pieces of shit that cant fucking realize how fucking stupid free and open source software is. Its either Windows, which is complete fucking shit, or its Linux, plagued by Stallmans stupid fucking bullshit, and Stallman is a fucking idiot. Microslop cant be assed to test their fucking software, they just fucking vibecode it, and they dont even fucking test it. All they fucking do is implement wishful fucking thinking and say "oh hopefully we wont burn down your house" Bitch, if you just vibecode this shit, youre gonna get someone killed. "Oh wow, our AI model that doesnt even fucking work and everyone hates is so fucking good were gonna run reactors with it oh hopefully we wont see the resonance cascade, oh fucking hopefully we wont recreate fucking Chernobyl" Bitch, youre gonna fucking simulate Chernobyl. I aint using this shit, Im not up for being the next fucking Dyatlov, and youve got no bloody Nazi bootlickers to defend your bullshit. AI is fucking SHIT.

FOSS and Stallman

"The FOSS is a living circus, Stallman is a delusional Santa impersonator who in his life has achieved nothing except starting a petty war to shoehorn his only ever contribution into the name of linux calling it fucking GNU+Linux, Libre software in general is 99% shit and having to rely on a system where you have to shit around in a DOS-esque command prompt for hours on end just to get it working is the biggest joke of all" - HbmMods 2k20

Thought Windows was shit? Well do bears shit in the fucking woods. Thought Linux could work? Think again. Linux doesnt come with any corporate ties, its a very bare operating system, but its a community owned piece of shit. The community too is fucking shit. Some helmet wearing, drooling idiot will go onto the fucking repo and replace all the code with just fucking spam that doesnt even fucking instruct the bloody thing to fucking boot. You just fucking trust a delusional fucking community thats a fucking mixed bag of users and God forbid some can be so fucking horrible they fuck everything the fuck up.

Ready, performant, and stable

Oh Fuckjang, if youre reading this right now, you better get off your lazy fucking ass and work with Apple to make this thing hit 2000+ fucking FPS on a goddamn M4 Air. If this doesnt go into 3000-5000 FPS, Im gonna be fucking pissed. You dont fucking call a 5 star hotel "5 stars" when Steve Jobs calls it shit. Oh, how fucking hard is it to just add native fucking Metal? Vulkan is a verbose piece of shit, so just fucking develop it with fucking Metal. Give it native fucking ARM, and actually look like a fucking optimized piece of shit thats not just lazy fucking shit. I better see the CPU specs, GPU specs, and them not calling it a fucking iGPU like this is a fucking Intel CPU, as that might deter people from using it. It is an integrated GPU, but fuck off with the notion that its "inferior". Also ever fucking head of 2.5D? They better call it a fucking SoC, they better make this fucking shit be so fucking groundbreaking for the Mac, this update better not fucking let me down. If this piece of shit doesnt blow my cock and balls off through impressing me, I would kick ass. Mojang, if you dont fucking impress my cock and balls of with this update, youre shit. Youre complete fucking shit.

Vulkan is plain stupid

"10% of the time it acts like a fucking 16 year old thats drunk with lead poisoning" - Louis Rossmann 2k26

It is an utter fucking piece of shit. Its so fucking complex and verbose to be fucking fragmented for all the big pieces of shit like fucking Intel, AMD, Nvidia, Qualcomm and Arm with their stupid fucking AGI cpu, and as the developer of Voxengo says, AGI is fucking futile. Why do you expect fucking consciousness in a fucking block of silicon with transistors consisting of only like 50 fucking atoms. Its a fucking committee designed Frankenstein of code just to ass itself into a bunch of pieces of shit, and then the fucking developer has to fucking saw their fucking head off, watching their blood spew everywhere and flesh demolished by blades dealing with fucking memory allocation, commands, rendering, fucking mathematical parameters and all sorts of fucking bullshit that makes the user feel like theyre being force fed fucking liquid uranium until the developer fucking decides its a fucking piece of shit and sends a fucking drill through the screen. Then theres Nvidia drivers, Ive only heard that theyre complete fucking shit. AMD drivers, it either fucking does or fucking doesnt, I dont even know how to fucking work drivers because fucking FUCK open source bullshit, Intel is also full of shit, those fucking dickless assholes couldnt even fucking deliver with the goddamn MacBook Pro? Then fuck that piece of fucking shit. Nvidia makes glorified fucking stoves that fucking desolder themselves, Intel makes shit so fucking hot it fucking kills the fucking TPS62180 and sends fucking 12V straight into the SSD, killing the fucking computer, fuck you Intel for making CPUs that run so goddamn hot they need fucking cryogel to not melt into a fucking pool of corium like a reactor made of only a lead wall and fucking blowtorches to deliberately fucking make the bloody thing overheat. Vulkan is really just a bloated meltdown cycle created to fucking deal with political bullshit because they were stuck with bloated DirectX bullshit and the ancient ass OpenGL.

M6 Ultra

Fuck Nvidia, Fuck Intel, Fuck AMD, and of course, FUCK Qualcomm. M6 Max is seen to be fast as all hell with fucking Nanosheet transistors which are Gate all around MOSFET technology, gonna be fast and even more fucking efficient. Like damn is it gonna be fast as hell. In an ultra Apple Silicon, Jensen Huangs sorry ass and the rest of the Silicon Valley theater can collectively go weep at John Ternus' knees begging Apple stop making it shit for those glorified instant meltdown reactor cores. Fuck the Integrated GPU vs Discrete GPU bullshit, a discrete GPU only means more power is wasted and the piece of shit is bottlenecked with a cache for 2 seperate memory pools. Wow what a stupid and childish shitfuck.