Holy fuck, Minecrafts joined YouTube with their bullshit?

What the fuck Smidge

No really, this dumbass fucking OfCom keeps on shitting out more stupidass bullshit begging at companies asses to implement age verification bullshit only to saw more live human beings in half and harvest their fucking organs. Microsoft is now choosing to join Google with their corpse shredding bullshit. I can only say one thing on the whole entire shitfuck of age verification, it fucking sucks. its complete bullshit. I hate all of it. All of it is misled and delusional. Its not helping anyone. Governments can slap stupid delusional labels to fool gullible naive idiots into further deepthroating their cocks and giving up more of their organs so the fucking governments can just fucking throw them into a fucking industrial shredder and their dicks explode like a fucking nuke with jizz. Theres a reason why theres a bit of a white stain to hell, its because of demons cocks fucking erupting with jizz as they jerk off to stolen IDs as they eat rotting organs. Ive been told Microsoft, or should I say Microslop, is only implementing more and more AI that we never fucking approved of. This is no different than watching Hitler shit out the Nuremburg laws, none of us asked for this, but Microslop thinks we want it. Theyve been shitting it onto Windows, Windows is a fucking burning building that theyre only spraying rubbing alcohol onto. Windows does suck, I havent heard one honest good remark of it, Ive used it, I hate it. I hate every bit of it. Some have said that Windows 11 might just be the worst operating system of the fucking decade, some might even think its worse than fucking Vista, and everyone fucking hated Vista, but Windows 11 with AI and bullshit, theyre marketing it for AI, oh well, let the fucking thing burn, Windows to start in 1987 was basically just Chinese macOS, they didnt hate xp and 7, windows 10 made them want to send a fucking rock through the screen, everyone fucking hates Windows 11. You dont even fucking own your fucking PC anymore. Now I have a Mac, contrary to popular belief, Macs give you more true freedom than Windows does nowadays. You need a fucking online account just to use the fucking computer, Windows 12 is bound to be an AI centric shitfuck of bullshit no one fucking asked for. PCs are fucking tracking users like those crazy ass crackheads from Orwells 1984, you cant fucking uninstall Microsofts bullshit, youre stuck with Copilot, and theyre fucking up everything. Microsoft office, Microsoft 365, Microsoft Azure, it all fucking sucks now with Microslops platform suicide. Its not enshittification anymore, its platform fucking suicide, and they own Xbox too, which you need an account for Minecraft, which is why were here today.

Minecraft

Why the fuck would anyone need AI verification in a fucking game? Theres no fucking reason to, its those fucking pieces of shit at OfCom fucking begging at peoples asses for them to deepthroat their cocks. Even people like me in America, fuck, I never said I wanted to fucking deepthroat your cocks dipshits at OfCom, go fucking eat a schrabidium fuel rod. Microsoft seems to be copying Google with this shitfuck. The 2 corpse shredders of technology, Google and Microsoft. Fuck both of them. 

YouTube

Ive talked endlessly about YouTubes shitfuck, a friend of mine has been raped by it before, and then it tried to kill both me and Plas after he talked on a stream, and YouTubes pathetic AI flagged ME as fucking under 13. Whatever fucking model that is, go fucking bury yourself and let some stupid ass animals fucking fuck your fucking ass useless fucking clanker, if it doesnt fucking work, why the fuck does it fucking exist? Oh well, I guess it only exists to further shred more organs and fucking give the IRS more infected bile to fucking kill people. All people in authority are corrupt and will do everything in their power to mock and oppress, pretending to "help". I think every police officer is a state sanctioned demon with a license to kill and steal. I would never believe the word of a cop over Lucifer, when they say Lucifer is famous for fraud. People in authority achieve nothing except spewing petty lies and excuses and slapping guff like "but Im in authority" onto it.

"Like watching 2 old men with Alzheimers fight" - Filthy Frank 2k15

"Fucking Eric Schmidt is a fucking pussy. I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill Google" - Steve Ballmer during an interview

Oh how fucking laughable, now theyre fighting. Ah well, might as well stay away from it. Just like watching 2 politicians fight. Theyre both corrupt, and they only want more for themselves, not the fucking people. Both suck, making software that people use more than others, and theyre treating users like the shit we wipe off our fucking shoes.

"The FOSS is a living circus, Stallman is a delusional Santa impersonator who in his life has achieved nothing except starting a petty war to shoehorn his only ever contribution into the name of linux calling it fucking GNU+Linux, Libre software in general is 99% shit and having to rely on a system where you have to shit around in a DOS-esque command prompt for hours on end just to get it working is the biggest joke of all. microcum cant be assed to test their fucking software, they fired their entire quality staff and replaced them with AI testers, modern day computing is a joke so immensely unfunny im honestly dumbfounded how i havent shot myself in the head yet. at this point, I could just smash my SSD, that would actually be really great because it saves time. I could jack off in the time I spent not having to deal with shitty software. I could be an ultra chad and just jump out of the window. Holy shit so much time saved not having to deal with any bullshit software. Great now I can invest all that time in being fucking dead. That sounds incredibly stupid. Software is inherently bad." - HbmMods 2k20

Face scans

This is a controversial one, Rofuck implemented it, and everyone hates it.

"I would rather be ground up and centrifuged to be used as a low power fusion reactor fuel than verify my age to fucking CHAT ON A KIDS GAME" - Zuphrus 2k25

Rofucks face scans are dumber than a fucking rock. Clearly AI makers have got something planned to fucking kill me and extract my fucking organs. The AI got PlasWrathX2s age wrong, slavishly assuming hes under 13 when I sure as hell know hes over that, he acts like hes over it, that being said dont fucking rape my ass with "I FUCKING LOVE DEEPTHROATING POLITICIANS" Really, AI age verification fucking sucks. Its not a "first world problem" though it seems like one. First world problems include coding being difficult, limited battery capacities, limited electricity, limited hard drive storage sizes, limited Wifi speeds, limited mobile data usage, technology having to "load". I dont mind those, those are inherent, I can say they do fucking suck, but technology is fast enough and theres enough I dont fucking care, but AI verification, thats fucking Orwellian hell, and it sucks. AI should never be fucking used in age verification, nor should people even have the fucking audacity to fucking shit it out. Period means period, no ifs, ands, buts, waits, hold ups, hold ons, no conditions, no escape hatches, no loopholes, no “unless,” no “what if,” no “but technically,” no “from my perspective,” no “it depends,” no “in some cases,” no “for me personally,” no “according to my experience,” no “you’re ignoring,” no “you forgot,” no “context matters,” no “both sides,” no “subjective,” no “agree to disagree,” no “future update,” no “that might change,” no “give it time,” no “early days,” no “beta excuse,” no “edge case,” no “rare scenario,” no “hypothetical,” no “theory,” no “potential,” no “eventually,” no “next version,” no “with mods,” no “if configured,” no “power user,” no “custom ROM,” no “hidden setting,” no “developer option,” no “third-party fix,” no “workaround,” no “just tweak it,” no “you can disable that,” no “user error,” no “you’re holding it wrong,” no “not meant for you,” no “that’s not the point,” no “moving the goalposts,” no “reframing,” no “semantic dodge,” no “marketing spin,” no “cope,” no “excuse stack,” no “hand-waving,” no “vibes,” no “faith-based optimism,” no “trust the process,” no “it’s fine actually,” no “people like it,” no “it sells well,” no “numbers say,” no “influencers say,” no “everyone does it,” no “industry standard,” no “normal now,” no “you’ll get used to it,” no “stop nitpicking,” no “you’re overthinking,” no “that doesn’t matter,” no “minor issue,” no “acceptable tradeoff,” no “good enough,” no “close enough,” no “that’s how it is,” no “that’s just tech,” no “inevitable,” no “you can’t avoid it,” no “nothing’s perfect,” no “be realistic,” no “lower your expectations,” no "my head hurts,” no “youre wrong,” because the claim stands or it doesn’t, in this case, AI age verification, therefore it doesn’t, so why is everyone implementing it? 

ID

"Give me your ID or I saw you in half while youre fucking awake and you experience being mutilated fucking alive" - Google, Microsoft, Rofuck

ID verification is the same thing as having your balls hacked off. Its no different than some idiot walking into an experimental chamber that Im being sadistically tortured in for them to chop my cock and balls of. Theyre going to exploit it, theyre going to hold orgies for people to look at your IDs and erupt fucking jizz like a volcano looking at your fucking ID, then they spam fucking photos of it and send it to fucking everyone. Big Brother from 1984 is the embodiment of modern day politicians and big tech companies, aside from Apple who actually makes good technology thats not building off the Orwellian hell.

Microsoft seems to really love deepthroating cocks of the fucking bootlickers down at OfCom. If theyre going to shit it onto Windows, stop using it, get a Mac. Dont linger around on a system using AI to verify your age, if Microsoft needs an online account to use a fucking computer, theyre for sure going to implement the shitfuck into Windows. Well then, erase your hard drives now if it has Windows on it. Stop tolerating age verification. Windows is no longer safe, theyre forcing people to hand over IDs or they fucking ban the fucking account. Im going to get Discord off my Hotmail account, possibly to my Apple ID when I get more iCloud storage. Abandon microsoft. It seems no longer viable as they have clearly used 1984 for how they think technology should be. Sell Minecraft to Apple. Apple will not deepthroat OfCom with their Online Safety Act, thanks Apple for not deepthroating Satan. Thanks Apple for condemning them for such torture.

Microsoft is a cesspool of enshittification, Steve Ballmer was a delusional Santa impersonator who in his life achieved nothing but designing a pathetic Chinese interface that takes more resources than a fucking Chinese battery with 20 fucking MOTs calling the system "Windows". It was bloated, and the shit that came with it wasnt even fucking essential. No Zip archive utility, and if so theres fucking shit you have to fucking pay for, everything else is shit because developers dont know how to fucking use a computer, some developers do, but there are both good developers and bad developers. There however appears to be a lot more bad developers than good developers.