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Smidge, why are you always so upset?
Nothing good ever happens in this world. Nothing good. Never once have I been proud. Its hard to make me proud, and Im really not proud right now, and I expected all of this. I predicted all of this. Anyways, back to what were here to talk about
The Age Verification Apocalypse
Theres always corruption, because governments are fucking corrupt. All governments want is greed, money, and power, Just like corporations. True kindness does not exist. If someone is being nice, they expect something in return. People do things that people tell them to do solely to avoid consequences. The one thing keeping a gun at the head of a lot of people. They think of pulling that trigger 5 times a day you know? Anyways, heres the problem, theres age verification spreading around the fucking world. First it was the UKs Online Safety Act, then it was where Australia banned all users under 16 from using social media and now 24 states in the US have forced age verification for fucking app stores
And now for a list of states that have adopted this fallacy of age verification
October 1, 2024
September 26, 2025
July 31, 2023
January 1, 2025
July 1, 2025
July 1, 2024
July 1, 2024 August 16, 2024 (more info)
July 1, 2024
July 15, 2024
January 1, 2023
July 1, 2023
January 1, 2024
July 18, 2024
January 1, 2024
August 1, 2025
September 30, 2025
November 1, 2024
January 1, 2025
July 1, 2025
January 1, 2025 January 13, 2025 (more info)
September 1, 2023 September 19, 2023
(due to court decision)
May 3, 2023
July 1, 2023
July 1, 2025
Source - Free Speech Coalition
Alright, who came up with this bullshit
Clearly some drunk politician fell out of bed one morning and hit himself in the forehead face down on a concrete floor, he got a concussion and then chose to stuff 20kg of crack, then he went into a fucking court and passed a fucking bill for a fucking law requiring that everyone hands over their fucking ID to a fucking corporation only greedy for fucking information to let some crazy drug addict hack into it and steal millions of fucking dollars and then fucking kill a bunch of people. Like thats not fucking acceptable. Thats like setting people trying to start another holocaust from the maximum security prison cell. You know a few months ago, Discord got hacked and a bunch of IDs got leaked and fucking sold. What happened to those people? They couldve been exploited, maybe someone even fucking tried to make it look like they committed a crime, like they said that they restrained a bunch of people and then mutilated them alive, well thats what the fucking governments are doing right now. This is a fucking apolitical thing. This isnt red or blue here, this is fucking "it is or its not". However it better fucking be "its not". If this entire shitfuck makes it out and everyone has to fucking use age verification, fuck this damned planet. I could see this all coming. Fuck this damned society. Fuck this damned world. No one fucking cares about anyone. Everyones going to be fucking pissed, leading to a fucking anarchy, whats next, people are going to fucking start acting like feral wild animals, all because some drunk politician chose to fucking stuff 20kg of crack.
Why age verification, and corporations suck balls
Age verification just inherently sucks, and theres no fucking way to fix it. First theres the usage of government issued IDs, which giving one out, if youre brave enough to do that, youve got balls of hardened dark crystal. You must be the type of person who eats those cakes with sharp annealed glass shards and fucking doesnt get their mouth completely fucking demolished and they dont end up in the ER. Corporations are sleazy bitches that dont give a flying fuck about the user. You open a support ticket, they just fucking close it and say "fuck you, kys user, were a fucking corporation, ?ban user fuck everything" Alright, thats really toxic, but thats what fucking corporations are. Corporations fucking hate their users. Corporations dont fucking care if they fall out of a plane and land into an industrial shredder and they fucking die, and then the workers have to clean up all the violent mutilated guts compacted together with blood, Corporations are the modern day definition of Nazis. They fucking hate users. They torture their users, they flay users alive over a fire and then shove their hands covered in cheeto dust into the users blood drenched body, still alive but in excruciating pain, then they smash the bones out and beat up the intestines and heart, mashing them together and then they start licking it, disgusting, then they throw the bodies around and hit other users with it, and it becomes and endless cycle of hardcore torture and ending up with a pool of blood and rotting organs all cut up with gruesome holes festering with spaghetti of ripped up intestines drenched in black, infected blood, then they take some people and inject bubonic plague into them and they fucking let them rot. No, seriously, they add all this bullshit to fucking troll us, these "trolls" are fucking horrible, and its because no developers care. The internet could be heaven, but peoples inherent greed has completely blocked that off. Theres no fucking opportunity for change. Developers programs are none other than labs where they inject bubonic plague solution into their fucking heart, then they fucking use melted fucking tungsten to weld them to another innocent fucking victim that recieves the same treatment, they watch as nasty swellings form, then they burst and ooze out this festering black liquid. Then they put it into a bag filled with bovine tuberculosis, the state of being mentally fucked up, ebola, rotting organ pieces, shit, piss, infected blood, broken condoms covered in jizz, STDs, worms, rats, fleas, maggots, and fucking mutilated brains, oh and not to mention, these fuckass corporations are so fucking bad that theyll grab out a stick, mix it together with their fucking face uncovered right fucking over it. then those fuckass corporate heathens grab out a fucking sledgehammer and smash the 2 victims together ruthlessly watching blood and shredded organs fly everywhere, then they stamp and jump all over it like stupid kids in slush, and theyll take that fucking mess, pick it up with bare hands and mix it up. The government is doing this too.
Face Scans
Face scans are highly inaccurate, partially due to the fact that its powered by some AI shitfuck. Its more inaccurate than a fucking toddler trying to study the DFC. It scans the face of a 14 year old, it thinks theyre fucking 19. It scans the fucking face of a fucking 50 year old, fucking hell it could think theyre 5, and fucking put them in that age group. This isnt just bad, its freely giving resources to fucking pedophiles.
Why the government
Because governments are corrupt fucks. All governments are fucking corrupt and greedy. Its the parents fucking job to look after their children. We dont need fucking government intervention. Just let the fucking parents look after their fucking 12 year old son, and at fucking most theyre only fucking downloading dumb apps and not fucking pornhub or something? God fuck this damned planet.
Fuck
"This is the mindset you end up with when you have some greedy ass government that wants people to suffer. Its the unfortunate reality of governments and just people in general. If there was a planet where there wasnt all this, the experience would be greatly enhanced. However, whats the fucking point of moving to another planet, ugh, fuck my life." - Anon Ymous 2k25
The rollout of all this age verification has shown me that governments dont fucking care. Theyll do whatever the fuck they can to ensure suffrage in the people. Privacy is a fundamental human right no human shall be denied, and I have to fucking tear my head off and slash a fucking knife down my chest and slice it up my throat to fucking flay my fucking skin off while watching these crazy fucking governments fucking mutilate aliens and then jump on their mutilated corpses, sending Mkunicorn infected blood flying everywhere. No government cares about its people. No one donates just to help people. They are either being obligated to or they do it for tax writeoffs since the fucking IRS does it just to incentivize it. Im surprised they care, I thought theyre fucking corrupt. What the hell is wrong with this damned planet? If you see someone walking around begging for money, he is a scammer only using the money to roll out another mass atrocity like the Discord ID breach. Fuck this world. Fuck this damned society. Fuck this damned Planet. I have lost all faith in existence. Fuck.
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