age verification rant

Im here to give a rant on why I fucking hate age verification and why this is signaling world war III

Disclaimer - extreme profanity

Fuck AI Age verification. Today, Im going to give a rant on AI age verification and why I fucking hate it. Why on Gods green earth would any fucking company implement this. People have said countless times that passing fucking laws on this shitfuck is fucking unconstitutional. Unconstitutional means unfuckingconstitutional. Perfuckingiod. Why am I fucking inserting fuck into every fucking sentence? Because AI age verification is the fucking textbook fucking definition of fucking political fucking corruption. They say theyre trying to fucking protect the fucking kids? Eat my entire fucking ass, that is fuck all that they are fucking trying to do. At some point, there was a live poll hosted on like fucking FOX news or some fucking shit and a lot of fucking idiots just moronically fucking voted that Australias age verification fucking laws are fucking good? Bitch please. I feel like people are trying to fucking justify drinking fucking mercury. Are these idiots fucking insane or what? Remember last blog post where I seemed to be in support of eugenics? Well Im not sure if even that could fucking help with these fucking idiots and incompetent fucking dipshits that think its a good idea for countries to turn themselves into fucking corpse shredders that fucking exploit data and treat users like fucking jews in Nazi germany. Countries these days are the same fucking thing as Nazi fucking camps. Doing none other than keeping their fucking people on fucking suicide watch 24/7. Go around and find 1 fucking person without a fucking gun right at their fucking head with their fucking hand over the fucking trigger waiting to fucking pull it when the fucking government fucking approves the fuckass law that some fucking idiot pulled right fucking out of their fucking ass. Having some fucking AI estimate peoples fucking age and thinking its a good idea is like fucking passing legislation forcing all of the fucking people to drink 20 fucking gallons of fucking mercury every fucking hour. Its absolute and complete fucking bullshit. Theres absolutely nothing fucking meaningful that it fucking does, only fucking pisses people the fuck off and fucking violates fucking privacy. As I said, its fucking unconstitutional, then why the fuck on Gods green earth are they fucking doing it, do we need to disincentivize fucking lawmakers from trying to fucking think if they cant even fucking come up with good fucking laws and just this fucking asinine and unconstitutional bullfuckingshit? If the parents can just do their fucking job and fucking keep their kids safe online and not be lazy, incompetent fucking walnuts that do none other than fucking go to the fucking bar and smoke fucking weed and get into fucking car crashes and fucking act like a complete fucking idiot, the government fucking supports it? Fuck off. First it was Australias want to ban all users under 16 from social media, and now a bunch of fucking idiots fucking like it? Fuck off. This entire shitfuck of a law system only ever incentivizes lazy fucking dumbass lawmakers to make shitass useless unfuckingconstitutional laws that never do anything fucking good but only piss the people off so you can basically call life on earth hell. Governments are basically making mass organ fucking collection fucking systems where they fucking take live human beings, they fucking cut them open and rip their fucking guts out, and then they fucking mix it in with their box of shit and piss and all sorts of disgusting ass shit like contaminated blood, its an absolute fucking mess. Corporations are fucking sleazy fucking corrupt pissflaps that dont fucking give a flying fuck about the fucking user. You fucking open a fucking support fucking ticket, they just fucking close it and fucking say "fuck you, kys fucking user, were a fucking corporation, ?ban user fuck everything" Alright, thats really fucking toxic, but thats what fucking corporations fucking are. Corporations fucking hate their fucking users. Corporations dont fucking care if they fucking fall out of a fucking plane and fucking land into an industrial fucking shredder and they fucking die with fucking blood and shreds of fucking mutilated fucking bones and fucking flesh flying fucking everywhere, and then the fucking workers fucking have to fucking clean up all the fucking violent fucking mutilated fucking guts fucking compacted together with fucking blood, Corporations are the modern fucking day definition of fucking Nazis. They fucking hate users. They fucking torture their fucking users, they fucking flay fucking users fucking alive over a fucking fire and then fucking shove their fucking hands covered in fucking cheeto dust into the fucking users blood fucking drenched fucking body, still fucking alive but in excruciating fucking pain, at that point is it even fucking worth fucking living? The fucking government is doing this. All governments are corrupt, they never do anything to fucking help us. All these things they do to try and help us are none other than a deceptive coating to cover up all the fucking corruption, then they fucking smash the fucking bones out and fucking beat up the fucking intestines and fuckingheart, fucking mashing them fucking together and then they start fucking licking it, absoutely fucking disgusting but really. Fuck all politics. They fucking hate us, and they clearly like seeing suicides, then they fucking throw the fucking bodies around and fucking hit other fucking users with it, and it fucking becomes and endless fucking cycle of hardcore fucking torture and fucking ending up with a fucking pool of fucking blood and rotting fucking organs all fucking cut up with gruesome fucking holes festering with fucking spaghetti of fucking ripped up fucking intestines drenched in black, infected fucking blood. Very gory, but quite literally, all governments fucking have for us is just one big middle finger telling the people to fucking shoot themselves in the head because no government fucking cares. Its not their fault for suicide, its the governments fucking fault. Fuck all of you governments coming up with this bullshit. Then they fucking take some fucking people and inject bubonic fucking plague into them and they fucking let them fucking rot. No, seriously, they add all this fucking bullshit to fucking troll us, these "trolls" are fucking horrible, and its because no one seems to fucking care. This could have been heaven, but peoples inherent fucking greed has completely fucking blocked that off. No government has ever helped 1 human in their life. Governments have only caused people to fucking kill themselves. All kind acts have fucking ulterior fucking motives. There is no fucking such thing as genuine altruism. Its just a fucking coating to cover up some nasty ass shit. Theres no fucking opportunity for fucking change. Developers fucking getting fucking brainwashed, and fucking giving fucking their fucking ass fucking money to the fucking ass governments to fucking boost this entire fuckshitass shitfuck ass wipe dick slice ass bitch cock ass cunt fucking excuse for a fucking shitfuck of incompetent fucking legislation, these fucking laws are none fucking other than fucking labs where they fucking inject bubonic fucking plague fucking solution into their fucking heart, then they fucking melt the fucking skin mixed with fucking ass moldy fucking shit, blood, piss, diseased fucking plagues bags of shit, and other fucking contamination to fucking weld them to another fucking innocent fucking victim that fucking recieves the same fucking deplorable fucking treatment, they fucking watch as nasty fucking swellings form, then they fucking burst and fucking ooze out this festering black fucking shit stained putrid fucking liquid. Then they fucking put it into a fucking bag filled with bovine fucking tuberculosis, the fucking state of being fucking mentally fucked up, ebola, rotting fucking organ fucking pieces, shit, piss, infected fucking blood, broken fucking condoms fucking covered in fucking jizz, STDs, worms, rats, fleas, maggots, and fucking mutilated fucking rotting ass brains, oh and not to fucking mention, these fuckass governments, if I can call them fucking governments or the next fucking Hitler as they are so fucking bad that theyll fucking grab out a fucking stick, mix it fucking together with their fucking face fucking uncovered as they fucking right fucking over it. then those fuckass political corrupt ass wipe fucking heathens fucking grab out a fucking sledgehammer and fucking smash the 2 fucking victims together ruthlessly fucking watching fucking blood and shredded fucking organs fly everyfuckingwhere, then they fucking stamp and fucking jump all over it like stupid fucking ass kids in fucking slush, and theyll fucking take that fucking mess, pick it up with bare fucking hands and mix it up. Its absolutely fucking disgusting, but these governments are piss ass fucking deplorable. So much so that some people are probably thinking about moving to the fucking core of the fucking sun. Governments, take this fucking shit down, stick it down the nearest fucking paper shredder or better yet fucking burn it. Its probably more fucking comfortable to fucking jump into a fucking industrial shredder alive or get flayed alive with a hot sharp ass knife than to fucking put up with this fuckass corrupt ass legislation. God fuck all this bullshit. Why on Gods green earth do fucking governments think people will fucking like this? And people fucking do? Anyone in support of this entire shitfuck needs to go back to fucking preschool as they clearly dont understand how to fucking breathe. Fuck age verification. Fuck these new laws. Fuck anyone who thinks this is fucking groundbreaking, because the only excuse to fucking argue that its fucking groundbreaking is that they fucking worship fucking Satan. Even Satan himself would deeply condemn these fucking laws. Fuck age verification. Its unconstitutional, and its a fucking privacy violation. The GDPR would probably fucking hate this shit as well. Look, after Ive said all this shit, get your head out of your fucking ass and start to show some contempt against this shitfuck. Fuck. Fuck. FUCK.

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