Fonts

Look, Im typing!

Fonts, in general, dont seem too complex. For example, this uses google fonts, and I can say, fuck google fonts. macOS fonts are a lot better, why cant i fucking use installed typefaces rather than these. All this youre reading right here? This is the old iOS font. 

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The fact that this isnt all fucking centered with the whole thing is fucking pathetic. Im not putting up with web development cuz remember HBM? He says fuck web development. yes. Fuck web development. and buying fonts is even dumber.

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Some fonts, like the old Discord font, cost 360 fucking dollars. How fucking overpriced. Why do people act like its some grand fucking achievement to waste fucking money on a fucking typeface. Why are people paying for the way some fucking drawings look. If you really want fonts, a mac comes with 362 free fonts that wouldve otherwise cost shitfuck money. See, this is another reason to choose an apple ecosystem over a fucking android and windows. In fact, android and linux cant even fucking load the Arial font properly.

More typefaces

This is what the Arial font looks like on Mac and iPhone, it looks like this on windows too but fuck it. also this is metrically compatible with Helvetica so theres not much fucking difference.

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This is what the Arial font on shitdroid and linux looks like. Its legible, and looks fine, but it looks a little old and a very little cheap. This shit is fucking metrically compatible too.

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Its not about being metrically compatible, you can see they look a little grainy and fucking uneven, still legible tho. Arial looks neutral, Helvetica looks nice, especially when iOS 1-8 and OS X Yosemite used it. 

iOS 8 and OS X Yosemite

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Heres a sample text

Android users: Pathetic. You’re not just settling; you’re embracing mediocrity. You’re the digital equivalent of a Walmart shopper, proudly displaying your cheap knock-offs while secretly envying the genuine article. Your phone is a reflection of your life: cheap, cluttered, and utterly unremarkable. Let's be clear: You chose Android because you couldn't afford, or didn't deserve, an iPhone. It's the operating system of the financially insecure, the technologically inept, the people who value quantity over quality. Your endless customization options are nothing more than a desperate attempt to mask the inherent inferiority of your device. It's like putting lipstick on a pig – it's still a pig. Your "open-source" paradise is a malware-infested swamp, a breeding ground for viruses and scams. While iOS users enjoy a secure, streamlined experience, you're constantly battling bloatware, security vulnerabilities, and the nagging fear that your personal data is being harvested. You’re living in constant fear of your phone being bricked, your data stolen, your life ruined. And you deserve it. Your apps are garbage. Your performance is laughable. Your security is a joke. You are a joke. You chose Android because you lack the taste, the intelligence, and the financial means to own something better. You're a loser, and your phone is proof. Embrace your pathetic existence. You've earned it. if you dont want this to be the truth, go back to iphone

If im right, Discord wrote their own typeface GG sans because they were dont paying some fontholder 360 fucking dollars for a fucking typeface when they couldve had it use the system font. but they made gg sans, so fuck it.

Legibility

Some typefaces are completely fucking illegible. For example, the Smasnug ass font in like 2016, that was a hell fucking lot worse than them today, and they still cant catch up to a fucking brick. The font looked like some sloppy ass handwriting, and handwriting is not fucking perfect. A system UI should have a neo grotesque (arial, helvetica) font. People initially thought sans serif fonts look ugly and weird, but now, they look natural, and serif fonts look kind of old. This blag is written in Helvetica Neue for legibility and to make it look nice, old iOS font, not a monospace font. HBM proudly said "now using fantastic monospaced font" Its code, so fucking fuck it. Remember, I dont want a molecule of the bullshit of web development. Shit needs to work, and if this google ass bullshit, like how the B side opens in a new tab, the B side is still in the same thing, but a seperate page, and people might use the menu, youre not supposed to, because then you dont get a preview, so im not going to put the b side there. (hbms blog hbmmods.github.io ) He used github, im not going to fucking bother with github html fuckshitass deployment, I dont want any corporate bullshit. I want simplicity, and something that works, not some pathetic guff where the fucking UI is going to shove a bunch of bullshit about my first world problems in my fucking face. 

Why does anyone give a fuck

"Give a buck if you give a fuck" - Dankpods 2k21. Really, this is all just fucking bullshit. I mean, theres also "humanist" typefaces which supposedly look more natural, but to me, they look more decorative, however, neogrotesque fonts look more natural. Fuck all this shitass bullshit. They arent "grotesque" really, theyre just computer fonts and they look normal to me. We see these fucking fonts everyfuckingwhere.

Eat my entire fucking ass

This is what happens when you give someone a box of broken crayons and expect them to make you proud. they fucking cant. Its the unfortunate reality that people dont realize. Its like theyre deliberately trying to ruin the experience. Charging money for fonts, what if it corrupts? then you have to pay again for the fucking font. If there isnt even a default font, theyre gonna have to pay for one. People need to understand that the W3C really needs to stop sniffing glue.

This is all stupid bullshit. First fonts, now theres trolls acting like idiots on the fucking internet. Just please, Kids, this is the fucking internet, not the bathroom. As much as Ive been told that no one acts civilized on the fucking internet and its all just asinine shitasses who make the internet a sport, a sport about which fuckshit can whine the loudest, but youre in fucking public. Youre basically in public with no clothes on. Im not your mom, I cant tell you what to do. Do what you want, but just saying, be careful with what you do. Dont embarrass yourself. Youre a fucking adult. Dont act like a fuckass 3 year old. Too many extra vacation days? Take a fucking trip to hell, Make every NTM recipe require Dineutronium, remove it entirely, add 1000 types of coolant, remove it entirely, make lava a viable and usable cooling solution, want flavors for gasoline? Then go fucking ahead, I dont give a flying fuck. Mix it with flavoring, and fucking drink it. You said you want to drink flavored gasoline? Thats how you fucking do it. You fucking asked for it. It was your fucking idea and you wanted to fucking do it? Now youre in the hospital? Oh fucking well. That was your choice, not mine. Make flavored rubbing alcohol, Make flavored fluoroantimonic acid, Build a house out of plutonium, Cut off a couple fingers and see how its like, Stab out one eye, Oh fucking well, Your choice. You said you want to try removing your head, Go, I dont care. Im not your mom, I cant stop you. You said you wanted to feel what being flayed alive feels like? I dont give a shit, you do fucking you, I cant stop you, I cant tell you what the fuck to do. Go ahead. You said you wanted to do it, Im not going to promote or stop you from doing it. Its your fucking choice. Learn to be an independent being. Thanks HBM.

Fuck all this bullshit. Why do so many fucking things in the world not make sense