Come on Smidge, governments are here to help us!
Here we fucking go again with this ancient copy and paste bullshit that delusional politics brainwashed dipshits pull right out of their ass. Im sure the governments are trying to "protect the kids" by fucking demanding they send pictures of their fucking face to the government. What the fuck, governments, all youre gonna do is jack off to peoples faces and use AI models to fucking frame them for trying to become the next fucking Hitler. Governments fucking lied to us all they fucking wanted. They promised change, but fucking scammed us. They can fucking lie us they protect the fucking kids all they fucking want, its utterly fucking heartwarming and wholesome. Surely this is a genuine fucking promise. Fuck no. Im not an idiot. Governments have no intent to fucking help. No one wants to fucking breathe near those disgusting politicians. All governments serve to do is just to fucking oppress, watch people suffer, jerk off to watching suffering, and only try and get more for themselves. The fucking notion that theyve ever fucking "helped" is like saying fucking scaphism is heaven. Scaphism is the most excruciating and disgusting execution, itd feel like heaven to be thrown into an industrial shredder. Its not for the kids, its to fucking create a fucking extortion system and a fucking organ shredder. Having to submit fucking personal information is the same fucking thing as being sawed in half with a giant fucking chopsaw right down the fucking sagittal plane of the body while youre fucking awake. They make it as slow and painful as fucking possible.
Textbook Hypocrisy
All laws, and any other bullshit that governments have ever vomited up are the single most pathetic and hypocritical bullshit Ive ever fucking laid my fucking eyes on. They say theyre "protecting" kids from harmful content"? I beg to fucking differ. Yes, the internets a fucking cesspool, theres gore, porn, suicide ads, political propaganda, lies, but heres the thing. its not the internet exposing people to this. its the fucking governments fault themselves. They are the very fucking reason people post that shit on the internet. Their answer to it all? rape fucking corporations, indoctrinate them into becoming more fucking disgusting, make them enjoy throwing fucking organs into a fucking industrial shredder, collect IDs, fucking throw them out on the street, its like fucking demons in hell shoveling up dead fucking untreated corpses and throwing them into an industrial shredder. They dont give a flying fuck about protecting the kids. In fact, its probably the complete fucking opposite. They force porn sites to age gate their shit, meanwhile these deranged fucking politicians are fucking using GnRH agonists, cross sex hormones on people ages 12 and 13, CPS removes fucking children from homes who dont affirm transgender identities, thats textbook fucking kidnapping, not "protection". Heres the thing, theyre deliberately making it worse them fucking selves. theyre telling fucking social media companies to fucking radicalize harm in teens and theyre shadowbanning people who say "dont castrate teens". I thought you were fucking against that? What the fuck, so they fucking support it? Wow, Im so fucking proud of you politicians. You fucking induce teen self harm and suicide, but you fucking lie to us and spew that you "protect" teens and prevent it? Wow, you could at least be fucking transparent and admit youre a fucking live human shredder.
Lets explain. We need to dive deep into why theyre pulling this shit.
If governments actually gave a shit, which they definitely wont to begin with because lets be real, who fucking "helps" others, especially in power, all they want is money and power. But if they actually gave a shit, they wouldve spent the last 50 fucking years sending pedophiles to hell, but instead they fucking promote and help pedophiles while turning the fucking world into a fucking panopticon from hell. Ive never laughed harder than fucking listening to politicians promising "reform" when its just a fucking excuse to make people accept more bureaucratic bullshit. Back in the day, it was just primal instinct. Nowadays, theres fucking bureaucracy fucking shredding humans alive, drilling holes through their viscera, sawing them in half sagitally, smashing them with fucking chainsaws, cutting them open and fucking eating them, its fucking scaphism. They slather fucking honey all over the face, mix it with other shit and shove it down the throat, the honey slathered all over the face is the fucking bullshit they shove down my throat. The "reform" fucking burns my face, I cant open my fucking face, then the victim starts shitting basically infinitely, the victim is in a sea of shit. then they fucking rot alive, and they burn alive in this shitfuck for more than 2 fucking weeks.
Politicians are shit to begin with
Im not politically polarized. I fucking abhor all politicians. Ive never been more inclined to fucking burn my eyes out with sulfuric acid from extreme disappointment and cringe listening to politicians lie about "reform" and "positive change". They say "the people rule"? Guess what, were not in anything together. People wont "work together" to make positive change. All its gonna result in is just arguments, polarization, and inevitably, corruption. They say we "agreed" on this? Taxing people to fucking fund this shitfuck of bureaucracy? Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off.
Eat my ass I did not in fucking hell.
No, fuck no I never said I wanted to fucking thank these shitlibs for the Orwellian surveillance. Bitch please. Thank you so fucking much Adolf Hitler for being a fucking politician. Thank you so fucking much IRS for fucking extorting live human beings, threatening to fucking cage them in fucking animal cages. No really, its a fucking blessing. I fucking love hearing about deranged prison guards sniffing crack up their fucking nose and jerking off to naked victims, then treating them like fucking cows in a fucking federally sanctioned farm. Its a fucking human farm. Not "rehabilitation". Due process is complete bullshit. They just have sick minded judges shit out more excuses to dehumanize and mock people with their only excuse "we the politicians need to nut more". They call it "justice" when its textbook fucking dehumanization. They see a poor depressed soul out on the streets, minding their own business, and some federally sanctioned hitman rapes them, chains them up, drags them connected to the back of a fucking car to a nasty ass courtroom, then they just spew a bunch of bullshit begging people to buy them more condoms to "prevent making a mess from nutting watching suffering" when the fucking courtrooms are fucking covered in jizz.
Their pathetic, laughable excuses to justify extortion and harassment
Every time, governments fucking glorify their harassment against innocent depressed souls, "iTS yOUr CiviC dUTy" "hELp uS" "yOU hAVe a rOLe iN deMocRAcY" "wERe pROtECtiNg yOU" "LoVE uS BaCK" "iTS foR ThE kiDs" Bitch please, its just rebranded and repackaged scaphism. They spew that taxes are here to "build the roads" theres fallacies like "who would build the roads" we fucking finished that. All its used for is just feeding the sadistic harassment and mutilation rack, buying more gas gangrene chemicals to fucking kill people, buying resources for scaphism, building fucking zero click exploit necrosis emitters, mutilating corpses, collecting random dead corpses and then fucking cooking them to eat, and they fucking rebrand it as bullshit like "protection" "civic duty" "altruism" yeah right. Im so fucking blessed.
Everything mixes in the same fucking cesspool of necrosis
All of that bureaucracy I brought up earlier follows the same analogy as age verification. No one fucking wants it. Governments rebrand it as "protection" when its just a mass personal information exploitation rig. They have no intent to keep people safe online, only make the internet more fucking dangerous. Rofuck saw the necrosis of pedophiles, they fucking endorsed it, and then vomited up an age verification shitfuck that fixes nothing. NOTHING. Its considered more of a "fix" to fucking microwave a schrabidium pellet than it is to fucking implement an age verification system. Discords systems got hacked, now its a fucking sea of criminal framing, extortion, harassment, and just an absolute shitfuck. Age verification is less of a fix than it is to fucking lick a fucking live 500kV transformer.
"I would rather be ground up and centrifuged to be used as a low power fusion reactor fuel than verify my age to fucking CHAT ON A KIDS GAME" - Zuphrus 2k25
Verdict
All governments are fucking shit, and theres nothing we can do about it. Theyll repackage and rebrand scaphism as fucking "protection" when its just bullshit. They make us thank them for it? Wow, thanks so fucking much for the absolute fucking hell. Never have I felt more fucking blessed. What an exquisite, grand theater staged by a species too fucking cowardly to admit theyre just fucking monkeys flinging shit at each other spewing bullshit like "its for the people". Wow, Im so fucking proud. Great fucking job politicians. *Sarcastically clapping* We are being forced to believe that fucking creatures mean it when they say theyll fucking create world peace. Im not even fucking laughing anymore. Im dumbfounded how my eyes havent burned themselves up yet. Dont pay taxes? They fucking auction your own shit. Federally sanctioned extortion and harassment, and they cant even be true to their fucking word about anything. We are cradled in the ass of fucking deranged crackheads that extort, harass, and humiliate. What a golden fucking age of compassion. I truly fucking weep for the "privilege" of extortion. What a groundbreaking masterpiece of primate intellectual suicide. The founding fathers are surely fucking clapping from their graves.
"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself" - Mark Twain