Enshittification

Microslop - Lets make the most shit platforms of all fucking time. Lets go full hell on with enshittification and fuck our users over. Lets shove our fucking shitass AI down their fucking throats, and if they fucking reject it, we force them to fucking use it. Lets force them to use our piece of shit Edge, lets force them to fucking enjoy being screenshotted every 5 damn fucking seconds, lets make it absolutely hell to appease our investors and get more money. Everyone kinda has to use our shit anyways, so lets fuck 2/3 of the human population over.

Google - hold my beer.

Enshittification, as Cory Doctorow put it, is when a platform fucks their platform up. They can only fuck up their platforms until everyone fucking ditches their platforms and theres mass fucking exodus to other platforms. Theres plenty of fucking enshittification these days, where every fucking company adds fucking ads to fucking everything. Pause a bloody fucking YouTube video? You get a goddamn fucking ad. Hell fucking even theres bloody 90 fucking second ads. Microslop fucking does enshittification all the bloody fucking time, and they dont give a flying fuck.

The companies incentive for enshittification

When users are trapped by their service, they have no fucking choice but to fucking suffer their blade. For example Windows. Multiple fucking tasks fucking require it, for example gaming. Most fucking games only fucking run on Windows since fucking 2/3 of the goddamn bloody population uses fucking Windows PCs. Now gamers are fucking forced to use Windows, even when Microslop chooses to fucking fuck it up. Since people are fucking FORCED to use Windows, Microslop is free to fuck their shit up all they fucking want. They have no fucking incentive to fucking serve for their fucking users what so fucking ever. billions of fucking people own a bloody fucking Windows PC, and developers dont fucking develop their fucking shit for the Mac, people are now fucking forced to use Windows, and the users just cant fucking escape their bloody fucking corpse shredder, because the platforms dont fucking support the shit they fucking need. Now that they have all that marketshare and priority, theyre free to fuck shit up all they fucking want. Theyre all fucking bitches. Nadella is a bitch, Bill Gates is a bitch, he pretends to be a fucking "altruistic philanthropist" while actively fucking pushing for digital ID which Ive fucking talked about countless fucking times.

"But what about open source alternatives"

A lot of fucking people get pissed when I fucking talk shit about open source software, but heres the thing, for me at least, its a fucking bitch to to use. I dont fucking want to have to fucking go into a fucking menu where I have to fucking hit ⌘A to fucking update everything. I dont fucking want to fucking have the fucking choice to fucking perform a fucking goddamn fucking asynchronous fucking update. Ive fucking said it time and fucking time again. I dont fucking want to fucking brick my bloody fucking computer. I dont fucking want to compile 10000 config files. I dont fucking have the fucking patience here. Why the fucking hell would I fucking be making every other fucking word fuck? Because patience simply isnt a fucking word here. You know why these articles have fucking profanity in every goddamn fucking sentence. If its a bitch to use - axe. Audio chooses to be a bitch - axe. Video chooses to fucking export in 144p and it deletes the fucking original file I fucking rendered in 4K60 - Im more than fucking willing to pull my bloody axe out. Then you get the shitfuck of a fucking asynchronous update where two fucking discrete modules, owned by two completely fucking seperate developers who only fucking make compatibilities with their software, but its not one fucking entire bloody package. You update one thing, then you have to update another fucking element of the fucking thing and you need the two or more elements to fucking be compatible, or the fucking thing outright fucking dies. Then you go back to the fucking Github repo, you fucking flay your chest open and rip your liver out just so you can fucking download the right fucking one, oh whats that? the compatible element I need was fucking removed from the repo? Oh fuck off. A driver doesnt work, your fucking computer doesnt work, so you fucking saw yourself in half finding the fucking shit you need and you never even fucking find it. Lets say Linux has two drivers that actively fucking rely on each other like a man and a fucking iron lung back in the fucking day where that had to fucking happen. The iron lung chooses to fucking die, the man dies. Someone has a pacemaker and it chooses to fucking die - the person with the pacemaker fucking dies. The ancillary driver file corrupts, the system fucking dies, and the ancillary driver isnt even fucking on the bloody goddamn Github repo anymore. To all you fucking developers out there, well here you have it. All the shit youve been throwing at me for shitting on open source software, you can fucking throw it on the bloody fire because heres the grand fucking question, how hard would it have fucking been to just not have to fucking use an iron lung or pacemaker in the first place?

Microslop

Microslops had this massive fucking throbbing hard on for enshittification for the past half a fucking year, so much fucking so that we have to fucking rename them to Microlslop, then they get the Streisand effect. In October 2025, they axed Windows 10, forcing people to upgrade to Windows 11. Mind you, people cant just fucking switch to Mac, because the shit they fucking do only fucking runs on Windows since the developers only fucking develop for WIndows, thanks to the bloody fucking fact that 2/3 of the goddamn fucking population is still fucking on Windows, and mass exodus is just straight fucking up unfeasible. Now theres this fucking AI bubble, and Microslops one of the actors behind the RAMpocalypse. Micron, SKHynix, are all under pressure, and theyre getting more money from Microslop to make their horrible AI. Everyone fucking hates Copilot, everyone rejects it, now Microslop fucking begs at peoples ass that they fucking use it. For Microslop to fucking justify their bloody fucking waste of electricity, they fucking force people to fucking use it, they force people through fucking guides on how to use their fucking waste of electricity, their fucking meaningless waste of electricity and coolant. Then Recall fucking screenshots the fucking computer every 5 fucking seconds. Then you dont fucking own your bloody fucking PC. Youve gotta fucking make a fucking Microslop account. I had to use Edge one time for ONE TIME, and one purpose only, for a stupid experiment. Ive been playing around with Studio Monikers "clickclickclick.click" and you have to fucking open it in Edge. Clickclickclick.click shows users about what the fuck sites can fucking see, and how nasty some of it fucking is. I only opened the DMG one fucking time, and one fucking time only for that only, then deleted that shit right fucking after because its fucking horrible. Open the bloody fucking thing once and it fucking wants you to make their shit your default fucking browser, and they didnt fucking let me skip the bloody Copilot tutorial, oh, well then, wake me up when your pointless presentation on how to fucking properly eat CR2032 coin fucking cell batteries is over. Then I completed the Click task, and fucking deleted Edge. I aint using that shit again, and Im not fucking reinstalling it. Go fuck yourself Microslop. Microslops got fucking ads all over the bloody fucking system. "Agentic OS" No one fucking wants that. I dont want the fucking center of my bloody computer a fucking AI. We dont fucking want it, so they add more slop none of us fucking want, so we call it slop, and then surprise motherfucker, Streisand effect, they tell everyone to stop fucking calling it slop. They fucking ban people from their Discord server who call it slop, then well you fucking shit know people are gonna say "Microsl0p" "sloppysoft", you know, as HBM said when its expensive to craft a transition seal, cry about it. You fuck up your services, we will make a fucking mockery out of your fucking circus of enshittification. Then theyre fucking vibecoding their system, theyre not even making sure the bloody fucking fix works, but they just fucking put it out there anyways, and its killing PCs. Theres ads fucking everywhere, and every other fucking section is a fucking advertisement of Microslop begging you buy Microslop 365. Microslop, go fuck yourself and eat a fat dick. No one wants Microslop 365. No one wants to fucking sign up for a bloody fucking service where theyll fucking axe your fucking account if you say "microslop".

Google

You thought Microslop was the king of enshittification? Well they have been for the past fucking half a year. However, Google saw this entire shitfuck and said "Hold my beer". Theyre fucking planning to lock down Android, yes, Android fanboys, going years of making shit about Apple users for being "locked down", calling them "sheep" like youre fucking 3, fucking making all sorts of fucking bullshit, the fucking notch haircut meme, the audio port arguments, youre fucking hypocrites. You fucking make shit about Apple for all of that, seems like shit, until Android phones fucking adopt it too. You fucking hated iOS for being "locked down"? Well guess the fuck what, Androids becoming locked down too, and now its a fucking non optional panopticon. You fucking thought Recall fucking screenshotting every 5 fucking seconds was it, Google sells all of your sensitive fucking information. Your phone number, home address, legal fucking name, date of birth, gender, IP address, credit card info, dick pics, pussy pics, ass pics, face pics, all fucking sold. Take a dick pic, they fucking sell it. God forbid put your fucking home address into Android, its on the fucking market. You thought Microslops AI shitfuck was Microslops expertise? Androids becoming a fucking AI first piece of shit, where fucking Gemini is at the fucking core of your bloody fucking phone. Googles other pieces of shit too. Say something Google doesnt fucking like, theyll axe your fucking account. Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt fucking spoke in front of the graduating class of the University of Arizona about AI in an absolutely fucking infuriating way possible. Schmidt had lauded that the adoption of AI would be inevitable, demanding everyone "find a way to say yes". Bitch, Im saying "yes" to everything being AI when the sun rises in the west. There are a lot of fucking things that just cannot fucking be AI. Period. Some things just cant fucking be AI shit, bur Schmidt insists they fucking all must be. That fucking wankstain had even used the infuriatingly ignorant analogy of a rocket ship, arguing "When someone offers you a seat on the rocket ship, you do not ask which seat. You just get on,". Im done. Thats just so fucking ignorant and infuriating that he even had the fucking audacity to even fucking compare it to "a rocket ship", and more importantly, do I even fucking have to board the fucking rocket ship in the first place? I dont want to, and dont fucking make me do it. These were fucking college students who spent four fucking years studying for being fucking writers, coders, video producers, musicians and administration, only for some spastic drunk fool to say "Oh, fuck you, you can go eat a fat dick and die, AI is taking that task" So youre concluding college students four fucking years of hard work and fucking studying, only to fucking tell them its been fucking futile? The crowd then screams in vehement rejection as that fool went on with his lecture on what flamethrower to give to crackheads, Schmidt tells them to shut up, only making the crowd louder, and then finally he fucks off. Youre even a fucking hypocrite for letting some crazy fucking CEO to speak in front of students who have been told by fucking school administration not to fucking use AI to generate content, only to hear some fucking wankstain call what the school has fucking banned the future, that theyve gotten Fs over using? I feel like Im watching someone tell people not to smoke with a fucking cigarette in their fucking mouth. At this point, they might as well just have made every fucking day be a fucking field trip to the nearest fucking harbor where they just fucking throw dead fucking car batteries in the fucking ocean. Theyre even fucking up YouTube, AI age verification, and all that Deep Humors talked about last year.

Artificial Intelligence

AI is a massive fucking player in enshittification. "Who guys look, its AI, this is the fucking future" Until it fucking gets everything fucking wrong. The term "AI" has such a futuristic fucking connotation, until its no fucking more useful than a fucking lobotomized paramecium thats fucking drunk with lead poisoning. Plas does a livestream, their lobotomite of an AI fucking calls him "Under 13". Some people might have a shitty microphone. Some people might have a shitty audio processor, yet their lobotomite of a fucking AI chooses to fucking fuck me over. YouTubes AI randomly fucking flags people as "under 18", AI face scans just straight up fucking suck too. Scan the face of a 12 year old, it thinks its a 23 year old. God forbid, scan the fucking face of a 50 year old, it thinks theyre fucking 5, Oh fuck me sideways in a maid dress pedophiles rejoice at this fucking theater of vaporware, marketed to us as "good" is apparently the same fucking thing as selling cakes with uranium glass shards in them. The cake sounds nice at first, but are the shards necessary? Do I have to enjoy a cake by having my mouth completely fucking demolished and seeing my face fucking melt of radiation poisoning? Why do people fucking act like its some groundbreaking fucking achievement of getting their intestines completely fucking demolished and watching radioactive fucking waste pierce through their fucking stomach, spilling frothy pink ropes of visceral organs and crimson red blood fucking everywhere. If you dont want that, thats some major issue with your person? Well, how hard is it to just not fucking make it shit? Theyre not going to make it "good". It exists because it sucks, and they want the world to fucking suck.

Verdict

They dont give a fuck. They make a free service, then mass adoption fucking happens worldwide. Then everyones fucking forced to use their shit, now theyre free to fucking fuck it up all they fucking want. Both Microslop and Google fucking plague their services with a shitass AI that no one fucking wants, an AI reading all of your fucking personal sensitive information, then they take advantage of it. Basically, a company has no fucking incentive to serve for their fucking customers when people are forced to use their shit. Developers fucking prioritize Windows, so a lot of people fucking use it, and now Microslop is free to fuck it up for their own good. Google was flaunting an AI that was telling people to eat rocks, telling people to smoke during pregnancy, and convincing people its normal for cockroaches to live in their dicks. Thats bullshit.

Nothing matters.

Everything is shit.

Meltdown motherfucking eternal.