NFL Teams Ranked

NFL Teams Ranked

By Noah and Zev Hoffman

#32: Carolina Panthers; they have Miles Sanders, who’s done NOTHING and they stink. They are so awful. They haven't made the playoffs since 2017. They ended their season with 2 wins and 15 losses. They are TRASH.

#31: New England Patriots; Mac Jones is awful, and so is the rest of the team. They were good until Brady left. Then it was just decline, decline, decline. Not playing like a team with 6 Super Bowl victories. They have a 4-13 record.

#30: Washington Commanders; they started the first few games well, but they stung the second half of the season giving them a 4-13 record. They are eliminated so let's just say, better luck next year.

#29: Arizona Cardinals; Murray is meh, but his team can’t support him. Somehow, they beat the Eagles, but that was just luck and timing. They have a 4-13 record. Embarrassing.

#28: Tennessee Titans; They just flat out SUCK. They used to be good, but when A.J Brown went to the Eagles, they became trash. Their record is 6-11

#27: New York Giants; Tommy Devido is supposed to be good, but he is absolute DOGWATER. There isn’t much to write about them except that THEY STINK. They ended off 6-11.

#26: Los Angeles Chargers; Justin Herbert is good, just his team can’t support him. They would have done better if they didn’t have one of the hardest schedules. They ended off 5-12

#25: New York Jets; They were supposed to be good, but Aaron Rogers got injured on the 4th play of the first game! After that, Zack Wilson absolutely SUCKED, leading to a 7-10 record. UNBELIEVABLE!

#24: Chicago Bears; They just suck. Period. They start well, but are nothing but disappointment. 7-10 record

#23: Atlanta Falcons; Desmond Rider started the season incredibly, but it didn’t add up. They ended off on a 7-10 record.

#22: Las Vegas Raiders; They did well, but couldn't keep up with the competition. They hung on for a while, but lost it by week 12. They ended with a 8-9 record.

#21: Minnesota Vikings; They are good and all, with Cousins and Jefferson, but the effort didn’t add up. They came close, but their shot at the playoffs was pretty much blown. They had a 7-10 record.

#20: Cincinnati Bengals; They are doing good, just with Joe Burrow injured, they can’t do as much. They put up an incredible fight, but by the last few weeks, hope was lost for them. They ended 9-8.

#19: Green Bay Packers; Without Aaron Rogers, they're not doing as well. They're still doing good, just 

enough to make the playoffs. Their record was 8-9. They got 7th seed.

#18: Tampa Bay Buccaneers; They may be top of their division, but their playing is meh. They have been doing well, but not exceptional like past years. They ended on a 9-8 record. They ended with the 4th seed.

#17: Denver Broncos; They started off awfully, such as their 20-70 loss against the Dolphins. They made a VERY impressive comeback. They ended off on a 8-9 record.

#16: New Orleans Saints; They’ve struggled with The Bucs over the division. Derek Carr had a great season. They ended on a 9-8 record. Not enough for the playoffs.

#15: Indianapolis Colts;  All their wins were pretty lucky. Not a truly impressive season, but still pretty good. They ended with a 9-8 record. Not enough for playoffs.

#14: Seattle Seahawks; They’re doing very well. Geno Smith is doing well and the team is supporting themselves. They are impressive. They should have a higher record, but they ended off with a 9-8 record. Not as well as hoped, but still pretty good. It was close, but just not enough to make the playoffs.

#13: Pittsburgh Steelers; They’ve been doing pretty well. They have an incredible defense, and their offense is a meh. Picket should be playing so much better. If they can get a new QB in the 2024 draft, that would be AWESOME. They ended with a 9-8 record. Very impressive, but the team still has a lot of work to get to Terry Bradshaw or Ben Roethlisberger Level. In week 18, they clinched 7 seed.

#12: Los Angeles Rams; After a Super Bowl victory 2 years ago, you would think they would be doing much better than they are now. Don’t get me wrong, They’re a pretty good team. They clinched! Though will that be enough for Super Bowl success? They ended on a 10-7 record.

#11: Buffalo Bills; With James Cook and Josh Allen, they’re cooking just about every year. They’re problem is they just can’t pick up the wins that they need in the playoffs. They have never had a Super Bowl win, which is disappointing for this cooking team. They ended off 10-6. They clinched the #6 seed.

#10: Houston Texans; After 3 AWFUL years in a row: 3-13-1, 4-13, and 4-12; They were ready to fight back. With C.J Stroud being drafted onto they’re team, They became BEASTS. They have been dominating. If they don’t get a playoff win this year, they most surely will next year. They ended off on a 10-7 record. Incredible. They made the playoffs with the #4 seed.

#9: Jacksonville Jaguars; The Jaguars have been having a good season, but not as good as everyone expected. I thought they might win the Super Bowl, but that probably won’t happen this year, but I hopeful that Trevor Lawrence and the Jaguars should at least expect a Super Bowl appearance soon. Sadly, they got eliminated last second by their division rivals, the Texans.

#8:Kansas City Chiefs; After winning the last Super Bowl and Super Bowl LIV appearing in a Super Bowl LV, you would think that Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs would have a better season. They only clinched in week 16. They were so good, yet so disappointing. What happened to the team with three playoff appearances in 5 years? They ended on a 11-6 record. Big letdown from last year's 14-3 record. They clinched #3 seed.

#7: Cleveland Browns; The Browns are a good team and all but with the Ravens in their division, that kind of kills their chances. I do think they are a good team, just not a Super Bowl winning one. They ended 11-6, with #5 seed clinched.

#6: Dallas Cowboys; The Cowboys are good just about every year. With Dak Prescot and CeeDee Lamb, They have been cooking all season. It is incredible how they maintain their team and keep it good. Any year we should be expecting a Super Bowl appearance from them. They ended 12-5, with #2 seed clinched.

#5: Detroit Lions; If you ask me, they are bound to win a Super Bowl soon. Not this year, but soon. I think they are a great team with plenty of room to grow. They have never made the Super Bowl, and haven't won a play-off game since 1991. I hope they get a play-off or even Super Bowl victory soon. They ended 12-5 with the #3 seed.

#4: Philadelphia Eagles; The Eagles have been having a good but disappointing season. Jalen Hurts is doing terribly even though they are 11-6. They had a disgusting loss to the Cardinals recently. They clinched the playoffs, but if you ask me, a huge Eagles fan, they have no shot at winning the Super Bowl. They have just been lucky. Though they still are a good team, they are still yet to meet their full potential. They started 10-1, but the 49ers game and Cowboys game put down their spirits. They lost 5 out of their last 6 games because of that and the Defensive coordinator, Matt Patrica SUCKS. They clinched #5 seed.

#3: Miami Dolphins;The Dolphins are really good with Tua Tagovailoa and Tyreek Hill. They have a chance at the Super Bowl, but not the best due to the Ravens. They have been having a great season but recently, they host the Ravens 56-19. They are good, but maybe not good enough. They ended with a 11-6 record and clinched a #5 seed. They didn’t even win the division.

#2: San Francisco 49ers; The 49ers have been destroying the competition with Brock Purdy and many other stars. They might have a shot at the Super Bowl, but I think they might lose it. They got the bye all because the Eagles have been absolute TRASH all season. If they weren't, then the Eagles might have had the playoff bye. They ended off 12-5. They are #1 seed and got the bye.

#1: Baltimore Ravens; The Ravens have been cooking in their last few games, they have the bye clinched and a record of 13-4. In their last game against the Dolphins, they won 56-19, 56-19 against one of the best teams in the league. With Lamar Jackson and their unstoppable defense, if they don’t win the Super Bowl, then I don’t know who will. They are definitely the best team in the NFL.