JUST WHO ARE THE REAL VILLAINS OF THE LARGE ACRES TRIANGLE?
It is just over four years since the arrival of this spoof, which is based on real characters living in Large Acres, Selsey.....and the Law of Statutes prevents them from claiming they have suffered any loss as a result of the programmes, or character assassination known as 'injuring their reputations' or lowering their esteem...because there has not been one complaint or claim lodged or letter of complaint received in all that passing of time.
The characters actually leapt out of the area and the stories actually came easily due to it, and one could not help but write about these greedy and selfish people, and the clique they wished to perpetuate and use to their advantage.....the triangle was born!
So as we are in the 5th year we will now put real names to the characters where possible
Here are The Players:
We begin with 'Poser Prince Will Hyams' -- 'The know-it-all neighbour' the kind of person who can't stop telling you how good he is and what he's done and got materially..... and loves to show it off. resident of 23, toxic, red flag rating.
'Prissy Hat' 'The Frenemy Neighbour' who is disguised as a friend, and difficult to spot because they're sneaky. They appear friendly, but have the enemy instinct and have cowardly tendencies. resident of 23. toxic, red flag rating.
'Captain Nelson' 'The territorial and social climber neighbour' The sort that demands others to stand aside whilst he does what he wants, and thinks that laws in his own case are superfluous. Often strays out of his own social class and assumes he's more important than he actually is. resident at 15. toxic. red flag rating.
'Witch Annie' 'The snooping Neighbour' one of the most dangerous type, manipulative and organising type who wants others to be as she sees it, and goes around telling others about you in the hope of controlling the situation to her own advantage. resident at 19. toxic, red flag rating.
'The Bakersman' 'The Good life Neighbour' who wants the good life at the expense of others whilst ignoring reality and steps over others to maintain his own private reality of a Utopia that doesn't exist. resident at 19. Two-faced. Amber flag rating
'The Tight-Wads' The stingy Neighbours....these are generally not poor, they're just mean with cash and ignore others around them unless they can be useful. They are also very secretive and deceptive. resident at 17, Beware of these Amber flag rating.
'The Do-Gooders' The Manipulative Neighbours. They have a tendency to social climbing and see themselves as important to the local community. They're quick to move in on relationships that are shallow, and then condemn them later out of hand with no regrets at all. Resident at 9, Toxic. Red Flag rating.
RED FLAG Characteristics --- Toxic, Septic, Untrustworthy, liars and cheats, Spiteful, Obnoxious, Malicious.........avoid them!
AMBER FLAG Characteristics --- Blow hot and Cold, Two-faced, fond of gossip, sarcastic and deceitful....Be on your guard and be careful what you tell them!
Finally, One must be aware of the 'Allies' they have in Large Acres, who like the named players, are like-minded and give them misguided support, purely in an ignorant fashion, they are never-the-less dangerous too!
One has been discovered at 32 Large Acres.....top row.
We felt it necessary to update this because of the Coronavirus situation:
NAMED AND SHAMED
On the day of the government lock down and 'stay at home' order, sadly, the Large Acres residents weren't wholly in keeping with that, and carried on as usual.
Before 10 am on the 24/3/2020, the first day, Poser Prince, who we can reveal as Mark Williams, drove off, soon followed by his daughter...who was out for over 2 hours...and didn't return with shopping. Poser Prince himself returned at 3pm or thereabouts having gone to?.......he's not a key worker and neither is the daughter!
Daughter of Captain Nelson drove off just after 10 am, followed by the Captain, who we can now reveal as Tony Nelson,he didn't return until 4pm, whereas his daughter went out twice....Nelson's wife also drove out at 10-35am not returning until around 2pm.....none of these are key workers...the wife works at Chichester College, a teacher part-time, but there was no school open, it was closed. Then we had the Bakersman, who we can reveal as Trevor Baker, he drove off just after 10-35 am, retired and not a key worker......all are Triangle members, showing a complete arrogance and utter disregard for other people's health....as the Papers said - their 'reckless behaviour' only fuels the virus epidemic, and they don't care.
There's likely to be more by these individuals, so we will update it.
On Day 2 Fatman Captain Nelson's van went out again just before 10 am...and disappeared on some journey, arriving back at 4pm, his daughter also drove out in her car later.
Amazingly a gardener arrived to do some work at No 13....must a keyworker?
Witch Annie also drove out at 2-30pm........
The Young guy who has a love affair with his car was off again for the second day..is he another essential worker....don't think so.
On Day 3 Captain Nelson alias Tony Nelson of No 15, drove off at 9 am, and returned from these secret trips at 4pm......his daughter was out with a friend at 11-35 am....treating it as any normal day...
Witch Annie, alias Ann Baker went out in her car too, amazingly, delivery vans came and went delivering little parcels, none representing essential supplies! She's something of an hypocrite really.
Day 4. Nelson and his daughter drive off just after 9am...Captain Nelson 9-35am
Non-essential delivery vans big and small arrive to 23, 19, and 15...it's quite obvious the drivers are not delivering medicine or food....obviously non essential
So far there has been around 3 to 4 deliveries in Large Acres each day.
Fatman Nelson arrives back at 2-30? looking non too pleased, perhaps he might have been stopped by the police at some stage?
Visitor in 4X4 arrives at No 17, The TightWads, and enters the house...probably a relative, which the government advise against......why didn't they phone? Stay indoors and do not come into contact with relatives was the idea of combating the coronavirus....obviously they at No 17 believe otherwise and prefer to disregard it.
Day 5 Nelson daughter out in car just after 9-30 am....out for hours, Fatman Nelson drives out at 11.45....returns much later.
Day 6 Nelson daughter goes out in car at 2-30 pm......and amazingly a gardening firm vehicle moons around the Acres hoping to begin work as usual.
Day 7 Nelson daughter out again in car for two hours, Captain Nelson goes out for booze......obviously essential items?
Day 8 Nelson Daughter out again in car before 9 am....returns 3 pm.....Captain Nelson drives out at 10-15 am and returns at 4-20 pm
Day 9 Nelson Daughter and Captain Nelson out in their cars again from 9 am. Tightwads at 19 have their gardening company visit for two to three hours, which must have been 'essential' even though the government said don't have relatives, friends etc call around.......one must look after a garden eh?
Day 10 Captain Nelson drives van out at 9 am, soon followed by his daughter in her car at 10 am.
Day 11, most of them are back to usual driving out and ignoring all advice and being mindful that the virus can strike down anybody....clearly not them?
Nelson's daughter has been out every day since the government lock down, and she hasn't been going to an essential job....information tells me that she got a job at a greengrocer in the high st, and that's just a walk away, and you can't park a car on that part of the high street.....so I guess that job no longer exists.
The Nelsons at No 15 Large Acres continue to flagrantly abuse the rules of stay at home....his white van goes off every day, and so does his daughter's car.
On the 9th of April...Nelsons still doing as usual, but at 10-30 am on the Selsey football club grounds 10 people including 3 children are ignoring all safety rules ...no gloves, no facial masks...just mucking about kicking a football with adults breaking all the safety rules....they don't seem to care if the virus kills...and on this day there were 938 deaths recorded by the government for one day.
Even on the 6th of May the hypocrites continue to see themselves as pure wonderful people...yet their cars are still going out for long periods, two or three times a day...an lo and behold, the poser prince known as Mark Williams completely flouts the lock-down and allows visitors in their black Range Rover to saunter onto the drive, and spend time in the house....definitely law abiding eh? what does he care about spreading the virus....nothing at all.
Hypocrites go out to clap for the NHS, which we all appreciate at this time, including the Nelsons....all of which have driven out in cars, and not always for essential items.
THE REAL PLAYLIST REVEALED:
TONY NELSON
ANNE BAKER
TREVOR BAKER
MARK WILLIAMS
PAT WILLIAMS
no 9 and no 17 alias 'The Tightwads.
These are the Triangle Clique....without disguises.
and if you haven't quite guessed yet.....It is SELSEY
A place you should beware of and look elsewhere for real people!
AND IN THE GOSSIP NEWS WE CAN FINALLY REVEAL THAT CAPTAIN NELSON alias Tony Nelson has been fooling around with a woman, and some are saying that his wife is divorcing him soon.....after the virus period is over.
AND AS FOR POSER PRINCE alias Mark Williams, it is has been noticed that young tartlet has returned home to be with daddy.....she got married last year in grand style with the poser hiring a Rolls Royce, but this wedding looks suspiciously over as hubby has not been seen for months....but that doesn't surprise anyone here...if she's like her daddy the marriage was more or less over when it began....it was all about the show.
However, it was the last day of May, and there was a warning on TV about the need to save water and not use garden sprinklers...and within five minutes the Poser Prince --Mark Williams rushed out to stop and take in his garden sprinkler that had been on for several hours...that day, and most of the previous week for several hours each day, back and front gardens...so that he could have the best looking lawn in Large Acres...never mind the water supply.....in fact most of them in Large Acres put the garden first above viruses and droughts.....that's the way they are!
AND DON'T FORGET....this lot are connected with many others in Large Acres