R2H3 Trail Trash # 24

R2H3 Trail Trash #24! Back in the day

April 12, 2014

It was a great day and a sparse crowd as wedding and gymnastics season was upon the R2H3 Community.

So it was with little fanfare that I set out solo from Mount Berry Mall.

Giving me an extra 5 minutes for my troubles Leaky, Boner, Thumbs, and No Child told jokes and discussed the impending snare.

Juicy Coot was bimbo and also Prom chauffeur as mini-Leaky was all suited up like James Bond. He liked his Mt Dew shaken not stirred.

The trail led off across Mt. Berry Highway and along Big Dry Creek and past the Rehab Center where the old ladies in wheel chairs thought I was their grandson and waived accordingly.

Out though some wilderness and a dip in the water for me (which was circumvented by the pack)

A nice little jaunt brought the pack within 50 feet of the start and back behind the mall to some of the nicest shiggy the pack has seen to date, for at least 15 yards, or bloody knees showing the signs of dry briars.

The trail led out and onto the bypass and to local college land and a beer check, where I was first spotted, Boner decided to forgo the immediate snare and settled for some Miller Highlife Lite. (I had your car towed all the way here and all you have for me is Lite Beer???)

The pack all caught up at the beer check, but Boner to Go set off on a mission to Snare.

Trail led through “local college” land and then up a sewer line cut where I got mine at the hands of Boner, Boner took 5 mins off and I took off to the Finish.

Trail wound past the “Blood Trail” where all except Boner stopped to see the sites and document their Journey.

Boner tried for a second snare but was about 100 feet short as he was FRB only shy of me by 2 minutes.

The rest of the Pack raced in a few minutes later. Circle was in the back of an Armurchee neighborhood where half of the neighbors drove back to see what was happening. None stopped to have a beer.

We got to watch some interesting Biplane aerobatics, Cream Me Up showed to lead Circle after a day of forced servitude at the softball fields.

The Long Arm came out for my Snare, I managed to get half the beer in my mouth, a quarter in my nose and the rest on my shirt.

On after was planned for the food court at the mall, but due to low attendance and our general odor of trail and beer, cool heads prevailed and switched to the Cedartown Mexican establishment.

Next trail is May 10th in Lyerly at Casa De La Juicy Coot. Pitch Your Tents and Bring Your Meat!

On On - KYC