Robot Pick Up Lines

My docking station or yours?

  • It that a joystick you’re holding or are you just happy to see me?

  • Nice Bolts wanna screw?

  • Can you lube my joint

  • Do you got a free port for me to plug into?

  • Your lips say 0 but your eyes say 1

  • Wanna touch my mouse?

  • I'll show you my source code if you show me yours

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