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PAUL NOTH | The New Yorker
My docking station or yours?
It that a joystick you’re holding or are you just happy to see me?
Nice Bolts wanna screw?
Can you lube my joint
Do you got a free port for me to plug into?
Your lips say 0 but your eyes say 1
Wanna touch my mouse?
I'll show you my source code if you show me yours
Next-generation Sex Toys
1) RealTouch, a USB-connected sex toy said to have been designed by a former NASA engineer that promises “interactive sex” with another person over the Internet ....
Blows My Mind
Hilary Hanson | The Huffington Post
A virtual sex simulator debuted in Japan.
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The device attaches a Novint Falcon—a grip-based, haptic controller—to a Tenga, a Japanese industrial masturbator. Used as intended, the user would insert his penis into the Tenga, which would be manipulated by the Falcon. All the while...
May I take your order!
Next-generation sex toys have started to appear in the marketplace. Here's the list:
"Interactive" Gets a New Meaning
ALEX HAWGOOD | The New York Times
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Alan Taylor | The Atlantic
32 photos of robotic technology at the beginning of the 21st century, including robotic insurgents, NASA's Juno spacecraft on its way to Jupiter, and a machine inside an archaeological dig in Mexico.
Man Really Loves His Computer
In the new Spike Jonze film, Her, a man falls in love with his operating system.For many experts in artificial intelligence who study this kind of relationship, it’s not a matter of if, but when.
"HAVING ONE-NIGHT STANDS WITH ANDROIDS WILL HAPPEN A LOT SOONER."
Why do humans become emotionally intimate with AI?
Ben Popper | The Verge
The Verge | Annapurna Pictures | Warner Bros.
"It can be hard for real people, with all the messy complications of the physical world, to compete with...
Robot Humor
So …meet Lover. For $6,995—$100 extra for pubic hair True Companion sells what it bills as “the world’s first sex robot.” Both Male (Rocky) and female (Roxxxy) versions. Breasts and penises come in customizable cup sizes and lengths, and there are seven personality settings, including Mature Martha (“more of a conversationalist,” Young Yoko (who’s barely 18), S&M Susan, and ... more
Richard Morgan | NYMag.com
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Robert Mankoff | The New Yorker
In a recent post on The New Yorker’s Web site, “Why We Should Think About the Threat of Artificial Intelligence,” the psychologist Gary Marcus writes:
"Once computers can effectively reprogram themselves, and successively improve themselves, .... the risks of machines outwitting humans in battles for resources and self-preservation cannot simply be ... more ..."
Smart / Versatile / Sexy
INTELLIGENCER | NYMagazine
Yes, Robots Tell Lies!
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Zeke Miller and Denver Nicks | Time Newsfeed
Our encounter with an all-too-convincing robot.
When asked point blank if she was a real person, or a computer-operated robot voice, she replied enthusiastically that she was real, with a charming laugh. But then she failed several other ... more
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