Wot a Disaster
Wotatease June 2013
Wotatease (Wot for short)
Don't judge the book by the cover and not this lady by her looks. A sorceress of respectable age, an adventuress and scientist with power to summon powerful demons and more than somewhat deranged...Peculiarly enough she is quite aware of her condition and often make jokes on about her sanity status, which makes one wonder what she enact and what is real.Bergianska Trädgården
Soon after her arrival
"Who is bad?"
In her one-piece swimsuit...
"I am sexy and I know it..."
(But she is afraid of close contact)
"What are you looking at?" "What!""I should swim?""EEEK!" "I don't like dark water, I have hydrophobia, and there is fish in there!"
"Hi ther, this is me!"
"Did I miss something?"
"Oh yes. let me present to you - "
"The mighty Growf!"
"GROWF"
"My dragon familiar!"
Wot: " Happy my dear Growf, you have now been formally introduced.
Growf: "Growf"
Wot: And I have changed back to your favorite hair colour as well!"
Growf: "Growf"
Wot: "Well thanks for the compliment"
Growf: "growf"
Wot: "What wardrobe malfunction?"
Growf: "grofw"
Wot: "My tits are falling out of the dress?"
"..."
"Ooops"
Growf: "Growf"
Wot: "What do you mean 'again'?"
That familiar...