Strange Surveys
Strange things do happen, and one was a rather ridiculous survey intended for students (as many ridiculous ideas, this one originated from our plane (its called Clod) of existence). The result however was quite fascinating and might tell us something about demons.
I myself was quite surprised that they knew what mobile phones are...
The poor guy doing the interview thought it was just a bad dream in the end, when he woke up...
The interview began with Old Magician introducing Opal.
My dear Opal can you please answer the following questions?
1 Do you promise to be honest: Only if I can have your soul.
2:Your name: Those who know my real name knows to much...
3:Nickname: Opal
4:Music you listen to: I like to listen to the sparrow singing
5:If you smoke, what brand?: Do I smoke? <looks over herself, surprised>
6:Dependent of?: Souls.
7:Who do you need most at this moment?: Somebody.
8:What do you think people think about you?: Probably the worst.
9: What do you usually get compliments for?: For the things people think they see.
10:Your favourite painting? : Klimt's Danae.
11:Where do you live?: For the moment here.
12:Are you happy there?: Here, maybe.
13:Do you own any Converse?: <looks down on her hooves> You are joking?
14:Do you party a lot?: Party?
15:Spirits, cider, beer or wine?: Water. Everything you listed is just tainted water, I prefer it pure...
16:Do you get drunk?: How?
17:What is your mobile operator?: Doesn't work with me, I operate on my own...
18:Allergic to?: People who believe in happy endings...
19:Have you had sex today?: Why? Do you miss somebody?
20:Next goal in you life?: What are goals but illusions of accomplishments...
21:How do you answer your mobile phone?: Last time somebody tried that I stomped the thing to put it out of its misery...
22:Who was the last person you phoned?: ...
23:What did the person you last talked to say?: "What did the person you last talked to say!"
24:How many hours did you sleep tonight?: Sleep? I don't sleep, but I often dream about it.
25:Do you sleep alone?: I said I don't sleep, but I am alone....
26:Do you like your dad?: If you knew you what you are asking you would never ask...
27:Are you usually on time?: When I come it is time...
28:When do you feel good?: When I drag out the soul from... ooh.... [short silence] but no... [whispering] Perhaps I would feel good if somebody liked me...
29:When was the last time somebody took your photo?: The day before yesterday.
30:How do you feel now?: Irritated over these stupid questions.
31:The usual colour of your clothes?: Rose, cream and gold,
32:What do you think about your feet?: [stomp].
32a:Ouch... Eeh... What do you think about your hooves?: They are wonderful hard and shiny. Feet just get cold...
33:Are you smart?: You may think you are smart...
34:Are you active in school?: I am part of life's school, those not active are dead...
35:What do you miss?: What I can't get
36:Was last evening a good one?: Why do you want to know?
37:Favourite drink in the morning?: Spring-water.
37a: Just curious, from what spring?: Fresh from an April rain falling through cherry blossoms.
38:When do you go to bed?: When there is need and somebody is foolish enough to invite me.
39:Are you shy?: That was a really stupid question.
40:Doing any sports?: If you want I can show you things you have never seen any woman do.
41:Do you believe in love at first sight?: Do I believe in love?
42:What is needed to get you drunk?: That I want to be drunk.
43:Have you thrown up in public?: [glare]
44:What's the most embarrassing you've done when drunk?: I think you are asking the wrong person...
45:What would you do if you could switch sex for a day?: I wouldn't be me.
46:Do you use eye-liner?: Eye-liner?
47:Who or which are the most important in your life?: Me.
48:Are you satisfied with your life?: Then I wouldn't be here.
49:In a material world, what is the best?: Opals.
50:How did you like this test?: Are you ready to pay with your soul for that question?
It took more than one cup of tea to calm his nerves after this...
Then Tsuki came along, prompting for an interview in her own way:
Tsuki: Tuki wantz to do Opar tesst!
OM: I dont think this is anything for you little one...
Tsuki: Iff nutt, den Tuki fil nail ur toes to da floor!
1 Do you promise to be honest: Hehe Tuki thinks diz funn!
2:Your name: Tuki!
3:Nickname: Tuki!!
4:Music you listen to: Tuki nows wone nice song.. Lalallallaaallallallaallalla....
5:If you smoke, what brand?: Tuki did not finis song!
6:Dependent of?: Iff dummy mann unt let Tuki sing, Tuki fill nut say!
7:Who do you need most at this moment?: Opar!
8:What do you think people think about you?: Tuki iz soo kutee, and Tuki iz daling, and Tuki iz bestestens, and Tuki is... < ranting for a while>
9: Do you usually get compliments for?: For all dey thinks baut daling Tuki.
10:Your favourite painting? : Tuki make pixture tis moning, letz show... Here! (Interviewer: That's a lot of blood!)
11:Where do you live?: Ven Opar not lock Tuki in Cage or hiding, Tuki lives by Opar.
12:Are you happy there?: Tuki likes Opar!
13:Do you own any Converse?: Woz dat?
14:Do you party a lot?: Tuki haf fun all time!
15:Spirits, cider, beer or wine?: Vodka! Tuki likes nice flames!
16:Do you get drunk?: Wasdat?
17:What is your mobile operator?: Tuki dunt need, wen Tuki wonts to be heard long way, den Tuki use big voice!
18:Allergic to?: Holi wotter, gets Tuki all itchi!
19:Have you had sex today?: U iz LoliCon! Tuki no fool... Tuki better, Tuki haf seven alreedy
20:Next goal in you life?: Find Opar!
21:How do you answer your mobile phone?: (without a hint of accent) "At sound of the tone your time is out [beep]", Tuki funny!
22:Who was the last person you phoned?: Opar!
23:What did the person you last talked to say?: Crunch? Den Tukis phone lent from Ol Magiks dead.
24:How many hours did you sleep tonight?: Tuki slept many hours, many many hours long time
25:Do you sleep alone?: Tuki likes sleep close to Opar
26:Do you like your dad?: Tuki dunt know. Do yu wont to be Tuki's Pappi?
27:Are you usually on time?: Tuki nefer late, all wait for Tuki, all sayz "you 'ere alreddy".
28:When do you feel good?: Mit Opar.
29:When was the last time somebody took your photo?: Tuki tinks several days ago.
30:How do you feel now?: Tuki happi
31:The usual colour of your clothes?: Blackish pink
32:What do you think about your feet?: Har, Tuki haf hard fotzis
33:Are you smart?: Tuki nows eferyting, Tuki smartestest!
34:Are you active in school?: Tuki dunt need school, knows eferytin ther iz alreedi.
35:What do you miss?: Opar, veer did Opar go?
36:Was last evening a good one?: Tuki always haf good time, ven Opar nut lock Tuki in cage!
37:Favourite drink in the morning?: Blood? No, Tuki kiddin, dere iz nefer blood in ur fridge wen yu need!
38:When do you go to bed?: Wen Opar goes! But Opar nefer goes...
39:Are you shy?: Tuki very shy for strangers, iz fun
40:Doing any sports?: Tuki playz lotz.
41:Do you believe in love at first sight?: Tuki nefer take sight of lovers, stupid
42:What is needed to get you drunk?: Lotz an lotz an lotz of drink.
43:Have you thrown up in public?: Wen Tuki drinks lotsa drink Tuki needs peepee, not bourfee
44:What's the most embarrassing you've done when drunk?: Peepee, unt lotsa von it
45:What would you do if you could switch sex for a day?: Wozit da diff?
46:Do you use eye-liner?: Stupid queston... wot is dat?
47:Who or which are the most important in your life?: OPAR!
48:Are you satisfied with your life?: Tuki want's Opar den Tuki happi.
49:In a material world, what is the best?: Teddy.
50:How did you like this test?: Tuki haf lot of fun. Vo iz Opar now?
Sorry about this stupid interview, but it was either this, or have my toes nailed to the floor...