Sunday Family Humour 10th January Page 2

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Seenager (Senior teenager)

Thanks to David H.
I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don’t have to go to school or work, in fact anywhere I don’t want to.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own house.
I don’t have a curfew.
I have a driver’s license and my own car.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.
And I don’t have acne.
Life is Good!

Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this.

Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains, scientists believe.

Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive gets full, so too, do humans take longer to access information when their brains are full.

Researchers say this slowing down process is not the same as cognitive decline.  The human brain works slower in old age, said Dr. Michael Ramscar, but only because we have stored more information over time.  The brains of older people do not get weak.  On the contrary, they simply know more.

Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.  It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.
SO THERE!!


How to fly the world's largest passenger aircraft

Thanks to John B.

How to fly the world's largest passenger aircraft



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This Is My Spot

Thanks to Spike

This Is My Spot


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Cats Welcome Home

Thanks to Thatdarncat

Cats Welcome Home

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New Garage Doors

Thanks to Murray S.

Garage Doors x


Dogs Playing With Babies

Thanks to Paula M.

Dogs Playing With Babies


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Out of the Mouths of Babes

Thanks to Brian W.
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!
Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:        Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:      Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 
(I  Love this child)
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:    H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O   
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE  :  No sir, It's the same dog.   
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:    A teacher
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PASS  IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER  IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!

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