Sunday Family Humour 24th January

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Where theirs a will, their is a way !

Miracles do happen
  A little girl went   to her bedroom and  pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place  in the closet.  She poured the  change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The  total had to be exactly perfect. No chance  here  for mistakes.  

Carefully placing  the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she  slipped out the back door and  made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store  with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door. She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter.

That did it!   'And what do you want?' the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone  of voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages,'  he said without waiting for a reply to his question. 'Well, I want to talk  to you about my brother,' Tess answered back in the same annoyed tone.  'He's really, really sick....and I want to buy a miracle.'

 'I beg your pardon?' said the pharmacist.

 'His name is Andrew and he has something bad  growing inside his head and my Daddy says only a miracle can sav him now. So how much does a miracle cost?' 'We don't sell miracles here, little girl.  I'm sorry but I can't help you,' the pharmacist said, softening a little.  

'Listen, I have the  money to pay for it. If it isn't enough, I will get the rest. Just tell me how much it costs.'

The pharmacist's brother was  a well-dressed man. He stooped down and asked the little girl, 'What kind of a miracle does your brother need?'

 'I don't know,' Tess  replied with her eyes welling up I  just know he's really sick and Mommy says he  needs an operation. But my Daddy can't  pay for it, so I want to use my money.'

 'How much do you have?' asked the man from Chicago. 'One dollar and eleven cents,' Tess answered barely audible. 'And it's all the money I have, but I can get some more if I need to.'

'Well, what a  coincidence,' smiled the man. 'A  dollar and eleven cents---the exact price of  a miracle for little brothers.' He took her money in one hand and with the other hand he grasped her mitten and said 'Take me to where you live. I want to see your brother and meet your parents. Let's see if I have the miracle you need.'

 That well-dressed man  was Dr. Carlton Armstrong, a surgeon, specializing in neuro-surgery.  The operation was completed free of charge and  it wasn't long until Andrew was home  again and doing well. Mom and Dad were  happily talking about the chain of events that had led them to this place.

   'That surgery,' her Mom  whispered. 'was a real miracle. I wonder how much it would have cost?' Tess smiled.

She knew  exactly how much a miracle  dollar and eleven the faith of a  little child. 

In our lives, we  never know how many miracles we will  need. A miracle is not the  suspension of natural law, but the operation of  a higher law 

I know you'll keep the ball moving.  Here it goes. Throw it back to someone who means something to you!

The Hologram

Thanks to Don B.

The Hologram

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Look Twice

Timing Is Everything
Thanks to Bert

Look Twice

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This Is The Dog I Want

Thanks to David M.

This Is The Dog I Want

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Dean Martin and Foster Brooks

Dean Martin is having a drink at the bar when Foster Brooks come stumbling in. Foster doesn’t even crack a smile during the skit but Dean couldn’t keep it together LOL!

Dean Martin and Foster Brooks

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Logical Reasons To Have A Dog

Thanks to David H.

Logical Reasons Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

logical dogs 1
The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.

logical dogs 2
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name..
logical dog 3

Dogs like it if you leave lots
of things on the floor

logical dog 4

 Dogs' parents never visit.

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Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across

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Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

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Dogs like to go hunting and fishing
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Dogs won't wake you up at night to ask: "If I died, would you get another dog?"

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 If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell 'em.

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 Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.

 To verify these  statements:
Lock your wife and your dog in the car boot  for an hour.

Then open the door and  observe which one is happy to see you!

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