Sunday Family Humour 27th December
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Thanks to Paula S.
An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr.Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr.Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill).
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!; That will be $500."
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"
Danny MacAskill is a Scottish trials cyclist, from the Isle of Skye. He's a professional street trials bike rider and he does things I've never seen in my life.
Here, we see him manage to scale the rooftops throughout the town of Las Palmas - on a bicycle!
Besides offering incredible cinematic coverage of this outrageous feat (including the use of drones and all kinds of cool camera mounts, made possible, due to the very small size of GoPro cameras), one also gets to take in the sights of the capital of big island of Gran Canaria, in the Canary Island archipelago.
The Canary Islands constitute an autonomous community of Spain, located off the southern coast of Morocco and are one of the most popular tourist destinations of the country.
Thanks to Bill S.
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