Sunday Family Humour 27th December

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Are You An Old Geezer

Thanks to Paula S.

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.
 
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."
 
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr.Geezer's clinic.
 
Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?
 
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
 
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
 
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.
 
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
 
Dr. Young:  "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
 
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
 
Dr. Young:  "Oh, no you don't,  -- that is Gasoline!"
 
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.  That will be $500."
 
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr.Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!"
 
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill).
 
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer:  "Congratulations! You got your vision back!; That will be $500."
 
Moral of story  -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"

Danny MacAskill Rides Over Rooftops in Gran Canaria

Danny MacAskill is a Scottish trials cyclist, from the Isle of Skye. He's a professional street trials bike rider and he does things I've never seen in my life.

Here, we see him manage to scale the rooftops throughout the town of Las Palmas - on a bicycle!

Besides offering incredible cinematic coverage of this outrageous feat (including the use of drones and all kinds of cool camera mounts, made possible, due to the very small size of GoPro cameras), one also gets to take in the sights of the capital of big island of Gran Canaria, in the Canary Island archipelago.

The Canary Islands constitute an  autonomous community of Spain,   located off the southern coast of  Morocco and are one of the most  popular tourist destinations of the  country.

Danny MacAskill Bikes Over the Rooftops of Gran Canaria


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Some Chuckles For The Old Folk

Thanks to Bill S.

Some Chuckles For The Old Folk



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Lyres Are Birds With a Special Talent

Parrots may be well known imitators of sound, but as you're about to find out, they have nothing on the Lyre bird. Hoping to impress its mate, these birds can imitate any sound they hear around them, from other birds and animals to car alarms.

Lyres Are Birds With a Special Talent



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3 Year-Old Drummer From Russia

Thanks to David M.

3 Year-Old Drummer From Russia

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Yes I Can Read

Thanks to Bert

Here's another trick of Doctor Dementia to test your skills...

Can you meet this challenge?

We've seen this with the letters out of order, but this is the first time we've seen it with numbers.  Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD you have a strong mind.  And better than that: Alzheimer's is a long long, way down the road before it ever gets anywhere near you.

7H15                    M3554G3

53RV35          7O      PR0V3

H0W         0UR      M1ND5      C4N

D0         4M4Z1NG       7H1NG5!

1MPR3551V3            7H1NG5!

1N        7H3       B3G1NN1NG

17        WA5      H4RD      BU7

N0W,       0N    7H15       LIN3

Y0UR         M1ND      1S

R34D1NG 17         4U70M471C4LLY

W17H0U7            3V3N

7H1NK1NG      4B0U7     17,

B3      PROUD!        0NLY

C3R741N          P30PL3     C4N

R3AD           7H15!

PL3453         F0RW4RD     1F 


U      C4N      R34D      7H15.

To my 'selected' strange-minded friends: If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends with 'yes' in the subject line. Only great minds can read this. This is weird, but interesting!

If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid, too.

Can you raed this? Olny 55 people out of 100 can.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg.  The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae.  The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm.  This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe.  Azanmig huh?  Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!


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