Sunday Family Humour 31st January Page 2

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Another Test

Bryan W.

Mental Hospital Release Exam

answer the 4 questions below.

 

test 1

Do you want to review your answers?.

 

Is that your final answer?

 

Scroll down.

Test 2


You hang in there, Sunshine.

I didn't pass   either !

I'll bring some wine!



Staying Warm

Thanks to David M.

Staying Warm



Breaking Eggs On A Biker

Thanks to Reveld

Breaking Eggs On A Biker



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Why?

Thanks to Tom McG.
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? 
why 1

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
 
why 2

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
why 3

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?


why 4

EVER WONDER...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
why 5

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? 
why 6
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
 
why 7

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
why 8

Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'?
 
why 9

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
why 10

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
 
why 11

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
 
why 12

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
why 13

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
 

why 14

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
why 15

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?  Why don't  they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

why 16
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
 
why 17

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
 
why 18

If flying is so safe,
  why do they call the airport the terminal? 
why 19

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)... in other words, send it to everyone.  We all need to smile every once in a while.  
 OH you didn't smile - well how about this one:

why 20
Have a happy day.

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Thanks to Paul S.

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