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16th March 2016
By Lia Love
Guest Writer for Wake Up World
“Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I’ll meet you there.” ~ Rumi
Our outer and inner environments are based on duality architecture and dictates that we are either in positive or negative consciousness, doing good or bad, feeling joy or feeling pain. One interpretation of the above Rumi quote is that ‘wrongdoing’ falls into negative consciousness and ‘rightdoing’ falls into positive consciousness.
However, in the middle of duality, between positive and negative, between ‘wrongdoing’ and ‘rightdoing’, is zero point — a neutral point of nothingness, the field of pure potential, the field of which Rumi speaks where there is no ‘doing’, only be-ing, until we decide to step out of that neutrality.
Zero point energy is idle, non-charged and available for experiential creation. We take this energy and apply a polarity gradient charge, between and including the negative and positive polarity ranges thus creating a desired experience
From my viewpoint, we entered this experience octave as our Authentic Selves to play and create in the field of zero point and polarity consciousness. The Source Consciousness of this octave extended the use of neutral energy (zero point) to mold into whatever we choose to experience and feel in our inner and outer worlds.
The Hermetic Teachings concerning duality are that not only is everything in constant movement and vibration, but that the “differences” between the various manifestations (our experiences) of the universal power (zero point) are due entirely to the varying rate and mode of vibrations. This relates to the positive or negative charge (frequency rate) we apply to neutral energy to create an experience.
So the charge we put on an event, feeling or emotion creates our experience thus our manifestation. This takes us out of true peace and out of zero point.
“Where there is love, there is life.” ~ Mahatma Gandhi
Where there is zero point, neutral energy, creation itself, there is life.
The Zero Point Field is the tool Source Consciousness of this Multiverse so benevolently provided that responds to our every desire and own discretion. We have absolute choice in how we charge our life in every moment.
Can so magnificent a tool to use for our self expression and self progression with no strings and no repercussions, except the ones we create for ourselves, be nothing less than a gesture of pure love? So Love in that context IS the most powerful and effective energy there ever was, is and will be for this multiverse.
When we give those around us unbounded choice, when we step out of their way to express exactly as they choose, we are expressing love – we are being in neutral and allowing another to have their trip without our interference. Isn’t that kind of love the same kind of love being expressed by Source Consciousness in the zero point field – the freedom to choose and create?
“Many people think excitement is happiness. But when you are excited you are not peaceful. True happiness is based on peace.” ~ Thich Nhat Hanh
This is easier said than done, and cultivating self nurture and self love will lead us to neutral, the LOVE field. When in the LOVE field, the peaceful place, we also extend those same qualities of LOVE to our Self! Everything gets easier and flows with more grace as we deeply relax into this BEingness.
When we enter into alignment with Authentic Self and the LOVE field, we also pave the way for someone else to take that journey. Actions always speak louder than words, and we are all taking notes as we watch each other move forward.
This is our dynamic cultivation period and ours alone. When we have finished with duality, we have the tools within to find our way out. We have the tools to unlock our true heart, our true love, out true BEingness and peace from the confines and limitations imposed by duality. We have the ability to connect, with a greater degree, to zero point and be at greater peace and healthy tranquil joy and contentment.
Not that there is anything ‘wrong’ with duality. I just feel better when not in it.
And, as always, remember we have eternity to work it out!
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5th March 2016
By Zen Gardner
Contributing Writer for Wake Up World
There are many encouraging manifestations that the truth is currently flooding in to human consciousness. They that have eyes let them see, but this is a subject worth exploring and a wellspring of encouragement to those on the path less traveled trying to help humanity back to its true balanced nature.
What we collectively do with this information is one thing; what we individually do with it is the key. We either activate, or we don’t. The more who do, the greater the mass awakening. With or without the masses, the awakening is coming to pass anyway, come what may. That’s the wonderfully exciting reality being masked by this engineered insanity in the external insanosphere.
What the naysayers and foot-draggers do with these exposed truths is their business, as well as their demise if they choose to ignore what is becoming more obvious by the minute…
The onus is on humanity. Individually, not collectively. And the alternative to waking up and “paying attention” is becoming crystal clear to anyone consciously witnessing what’s going on now, while the gloriously empowering benefits of grabbing hold of the awakening and running with it are exponentially abounding.
First of all, you’re in the wrong mindset if you’re looking only for data or left brained evidence that the psycho-parasitic manipulators are in their death throes, although that too is out there in spades for those who can see. When we come to understand the vibrational workings of our holographic reality everything takes on new dimensions and opens us up to understanding these more esoteric notions.
Those with awakened hearts can feel this. I say hearts because much of what we need to grasp or at least track is intuitive and somewhat metaphysical in nature. Taking all of the information and dot connecting and personal spiritual experience together paints very clear pictures, we just need to trust what we’re seeing and learning. When we explore these realities we’re sensing, we start to notice how they’re manifesting.
Forbidding free speech, shooting civilians with no cause, obviously propagandized news, wars with no possible end, deliberate poisoning, starvation and dumbing down of populations are all completely transparent. Add these next levels of technotronic and genetic morphings and the picture is as plain as day.
They’re as obvious as the desperate, flailing, and dying aberrant parasitical species that they are.
It’s kind of a conscious or spiritual symbiosis we’re experiencing as our awakening dissolves their machinations. They all work together in the grand scheme of the Universal blender. But ignoring the spiritual and metaphysical as “evidence” in conjunction with such obvious manifestations is why this world has devolved into its current state. Previous enlightened civilizations and earth connected tribes took this type of understanding to heart. Our current imposed paradigm does nothing of the sort.
Of course, because it only exposes their perfidy.
Despite the furious efforts of the world’s Machiavellian destroyers, humanity is waking up. In our current paradigm, we’re seeing significant progress in exposing the ongoing brutal invasions and exterminations of defenseless populations; the mass revelation of geoengineering and other neo-scientific programs, the disastrous effects of EMFs of every source, genetic manipulation, techtronic surveillance and monitoring, and the front and center clearly induced global war and the carefully sculpted militarized fascist clampdown of society.
We’re in the thick of it now. But it’s revealing itself as we speak.
Don’t let these events and seeming contests of phony ideology throw you. There’s nothing level about this playing field, despite the mass narrative being so strong and persistent. Don’t even listen to it. Rely on your heart and trustworthy alternative sources. Their only weapon is our consent by yielding to their lies and adopting their mindset.
That cannot be done with first of all our awareness of it, but most of all our permission and compliance.
Just look at what an obvious mockery all this staged political nonsense has become. People are disengaging from this idiocy at an exponential rate, as well as deserting mainstream media. Newspapers are even reporting half of all Americans now literally hate their government.
On a more positive note, look how many archaeological and other mainstream science discoveries are coming to light with massive ramifications, and the true historical facts and perspectives surfacing that are revolutionizing our perception of how society evolved with immense ramifications. It’s an integrated process moving on humanity from all directions and something very much to be encouraged about, despite the engineered black back drop designed to deliberately distract humanity from these revelations of truth.
If you need further encouragement, get involved. You’ll see signs of it everywhere. Major inroads of truth are being made by the minute as these disgusting forces continue to attempt to forge their desired goal of a subservient, complacent and even happily servile work force. Damn them with exposure by standing straight and tall, and do it with gusto.
Don’t be deceived, it’s all a wicked charade. A ploy, a scam: a counterfeit civilization they’re trying to construct that true conscious humanity is concurrently dissolving by the hour. To spend time entertaining their hypnotic tripe is to yield to it. Turn it off.
Watch for it, it’s there.
Disconnect – disobey – and de-enlist. Break your unconscious and conscious agreements. The parasites will shrivel up and disappear.
The time is now. It’s ours for the taking. And receiving.
Much love always, and do keep on boldly.
2nd March 2016
By Paul Lenda
Guest Writer for Wake Up World
Enlightenment is a seemingly-elusive experience and state of existence that many feel few attain at any given point in the timeline of human history.
However, there are those that do and it seems that more and more individuals are experiencing the enlightenment of their consciousness than ever before, or at least more people are hearing about these experiences of an enlightened soul thanks to the internet.
There is a modern saying that points out that when in 500 BC there was only one bodhisattva (enlightened being), today there are a thousand. Perhaps it is because there is simply a greater number of people alive now. Maybe it is thanks to the incredibly open access most humans have to such a wealth of information and knowledge through the Internet, which itself acts as an akashic “hall of records” so to speak.
Whatever the reasons, the experience of becoming enlightened rests on a transcendental experience that a person must go through before becoming enlightened: the transcendence of the ego (illusory self) and taking away its dominance over the our being.
Most of the things which can be considered growth-debilitating in human cultures and societies around the world seem to originate from the self-centered ego. Thanks to this “false” self that craves being the center of our existence, we humans discriminate, criticize, judge, are selfish, are unforgiving, have fear, and on and on and on.
There is one simple, yet powerful, realization that has to be made and experienced before the enlightenment experience can occur: Self-realization.
The realization that the ego is not who we are in the higher sense of the term (on a level which transcends time and space), and is everything we are not. It is the ultimate test to see if we will finally realize our transcendent nature, as a spark of the infinite timeless consciousness of all that is.
The path to becoming Self-realized has its own prerequisites. In order to reach the top of this mountain of expanded awareness and higher consciousness, two important experiences have to become daily thought-patterns imprinted within our minds: acceptance and forgiveness.
Forgiveness is an aspect of acceptance, love, peace, and truth. Resentment (its opposite) is an aspect of hatred, negativity, and falsehood (non-truth). Forgiveness brings inner peace and serenity of the mind. Resentment, on the other hand, brings inner turmoil and suffering.
What we choose to experience is our free-will choice. We have the power to act and react in either a positive and creative manner, or in a negative and destructive way.
By the power of consciousness being able to create and shape reality, we are able to venture down the path to enlightenment by making conscious decisions of exercising acceptance and forgiveness within our lives.
Experiencing and exercising acceptance and forgiveness means choosing to see the absolute perfection and beauty in all manifestations of reality. See it in the ocean, in flowers, and in humanity.
Everything and everyone is currently operating at its own level of awareness and/or evolution, be it physical or nonphysical. Everyone and everything is what it is right now because that is what it needs to learn or un-learn. People are what they are, and make mistakes, because they truly do not know otherwise (most of the time through ignorance or lack of awareness), or they do not want to know otherwise.
If there is complete and meaningful forgiveness and acceptance of absolutely everything, then there’s nothing to judge, there’s nothing to discriminate against, there’s nothing to condemn, there’s nothing to criticize, there’s nothing to label, there’s nothing to describe, there’s nothing to define, there’s nothing to interpret, there’s nothing to translate, there’s nothing to suppose, there’s nothing to explain, there’s nothing to say, there’s nothing to talk about, there’s nothing to expound upon, there’s nothing to express an opinion about, there’s no thing to make into something, there’s nothing to express a belief about, there’s nothing to emotionalize about, there’s nothing to worry about, there’s nothing to fear, there’s nothing to rationalize, there’s nothing to determine, there’s nothing to hypothesize, there’s nothing to complicate, there’s nothing to solve, there’s nothing to manipulate, there’s nothing to get confused about, there’s nothing to distort, there’s nothing to change, there’s nothing to force, there’s nothing to set right, there’s nothing to fix, there’s nothing to resolve, there’s nothing to alter, there’s nothing to modify, there’s nothing to seek, there’s nothing to search for, there’s nothing to learn, there’s nothing to get, there’s nothing to lose, there’s nothing to gain, there’s nothing to do, there’s nothing to want, there’s nothing to desire, there’s nothing to obtain, there’s nothing to intellectualize, there’s nothing to conceptualize,there’s nothing to verbalize, there’s nothing to communicate, there’s nothing to say, there’s nothing to declare, there’s nothing to communicate, there’s nothing to articulate, there’s nothing to perceive,and there’s nothing to think about at all.
Such is the irony of enlightenment.
After this realization is experienced, what is left is the feeling of inner peace and ecstatic bliss. Everything simply is.
Existence just is.
Reality just is.
Life just is.
Anything else is a distortion of reality and truth. Keep it within the forefront of your mind that without acceptance of life and reality of being this way, and without the ability to instantly forgive, enlightenment can not be reached.
Perhaps it may be experienced for a few moments thanks to certain entheogenic and empathogenic molecular compounds, but in order to stay within the enlightened state of be-ing, these two processes have to become ingrained within our consciousness and expressed within our daily lives.
Experience the sweet transcendental bliss of enlightenment by paving the path to it with these things, and you will see that it was all worth it more than anything else in existence.
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7th March 2016
By Ian Brown
Guest Writer for Wake Up World
When walking a spiritual path through life, it becomes apparent that this reality is not as ‘real’ as it once appeared. Have you ever considered that life in this dimension is a hologram, a matrix, or some type of game? Is that really possible? Is the purpose of life for a soul to find its way to the next level of being – to Ascend – just like playing a game is about ascending to the next level?
Our perception dictates a lot of what we interpret, and people interpret the game of life in many different ways. Just as a game has certain limitations and rules, so do we in this limited third dimension: our vision and hearing are restricted to a very small fraction of the visible and audible spectrums; we have a limited number of years in the game before our play expires; and we pick up certain traits that handicap us, such as limiting belief systems that we inherit or are taught when we first start playing the game.
Gaming has evolved significantly over the past few decades, and similarly, people are playing all different generations of games in the game of life. Let us have a brief look at gaming and compare that to the ‘game of life’ and our quest for spiritual ascension.
In the early days of gaming, there were mechanical games such as pinball, where the aim was simply to get the highest score on the machine to secure your fame (until the next person came along and beat your score, of course). There are flashing lights and sounds to maintain interest, but the aim was just to get the highest score of all people playing the machine.
The next evolution came when mechanical video games were eclipsed by video games. The concept of levels was added, where each level was generally harder to get through than the previous. Typically, in early video games, each person that played the game was the same object or character, and navigated or shot their way sequentially through each level. It was necessary to progress through levels to maintain playing, but the aim was to get the highest score, and each player had a very similar experience of the game.
The single character game gave way to the next progression, where the player could select from a number of avatars, and could customise that avatar to personalize it. The landscape of the games grew significantly and became more complex, meaning that just advancing to the next level or getting a high score became less significant, and the game became about experiencing the length and breadth of each level. The complexity of the environment of the game ensured that each player had a unique experience, so comparing one player with another based on highest score or the level achieved at the end of the game became somewhat insignificant.
Then we saw multiplayer games, where many players are playing with each other at the same time, and in real time. New features allowed people to collaborate and share to complete a conquest or have an experience, and each landscape is full of secrets, so a hasty progress to the next level is an incomplete experience. The prize is mastery of the game itself.
Many people are still playing the older style of game where they think the aim is to get the highest score – to complete the game with as many material assets as possible. They see themselves playing against everyone else. The game for them ends at physical death. Maybe they consciously do not realise they are playing a game.
Others have realised that they do not have to beat other players to win … they are playing against themselves and know that they can collaborate and share to earn benefits to help get to the next level.
A number of ‘players’ are now getting excited about completing this level of the game (the third dimension) and ascending to the next. And so they should be, for they have been playing this level for quite a number of lifetimes and a new level awaits them. However, just like the gamer who is chasing the next level, it is important to remember that Ascension is about mastery of the game. A level is a destination; whereas mastery is a process.
What kind of game are you playing?
13th March 2016
Contributing Writer for Wake Up World
What the United States needs most right now is a new consciousness, and a new system which springs from that elevated consciousness – not a new president.
Here we are again in the midst of another long election cycle in the US, and what has changed? Yes, there are more “outsiders” this time, to the extent that you can call Sanders (a career politician) and Trump (a billionaire intent on always getting the best deal, in true capitalistic style, no matter what) “outsiders”. You see it every election cycle; a new candidate emerges, promising hope, change and sometimes even a revolution. But how often does it actually lead to significant, lasting and beneficial change? Can any candidate really deliver as much freedom, peace and abundance to the average person as much as an improved new system?
Many get swept away by the euphoria of it. Obamamania was a classic example. Obama was Mr. Hope and Change, but as many have noted, he turned out to be Bush on steroids, or tyranny with a smiley face. Obama has continued and expanded all the wars he inherited, spearheaded a whole new type of war (remote controlled drone killings) and signed pieces of legislation like the NDAA which allows Americans to be held indefinitely without trial, in gross violation of the 6th amendment among others.
Is this the kind of hope and change people thought they were getting when they voted for Obama?
Hope and change, or similar notions, are almost always seized upon by politicians vying for office, because they play off people’s dissatisfaction with the status quo. However, history shows us that generally the promised change never quite happens in a way that’s good for the people. The movement or revolution in the making tends to dissipate once the candidate takes office. It leaves us betrayed and trapped, like a donkey tricked into doing hard work, reaching forward for the carrot on a fishing line that always remains out of grasp no matter what he does.
Although Bernie Sanders is clearly of a higher moral character than Obama, what will his brand of “change” be? If he wins, will he, as Chris Hedges writes, just be the leader of another phantom movement?
We may get a new president, but he or she will inherit the same system of control. Meet the new boss; same as the old boss. Lord Acton famously said that “power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely”. It is a very rare person indeed who cannot be corrupted by the massive excess of power that is afforded an office like that of the US President.
US presidents have the power to fire anyone in the entire executive branch of the government, and also to command the instant destruction of entire cities. The US has thousands of nuclear missiles; only the president can give the signal to launch them. Why are we still allowing a system to exist that gives one person such massive power over the entire world?
Men like JFK, although he had flaws like anyone, held to his principles (for which he paid his life), but he was one in a million. It is insane to continue on with a system that keeps deceiving, manipulating and enslaving us, waiting in vain for someone “good” to finally take office and reverse it all. We will run out of breath trying.
The issue is clearly that there is too much power vested in too few hands. Power is far too centralized already, and the goal of the New World Order is further centralization of power into a world government. If we care about freedom, we need to be going in the opposite direction: decentralization of power.
Haven’t we learned enough from history, with pages full of mass murder, genocide and war, to see the disastrous consequences of concentrating power in too few hands? Or are we going to continue to delude ourselves that decentralization is too inefficient, and that it’s better to sacrifice freedom for “more efficacious decision making”? It’s just like our health; many people would rather eat fast food and hold cell phones to their heads for hours (thus microwaving themselves) because it’s more “convenient” than eating home cooked meals and talking on landlines. Our values and priorities are so out of whack we are literally killing ourselves with our decisions.
It’s time humanity asked itself: politically, what’s more important – freedom or efficiency?
Imagine if we put as much power into changing the system as we did changing the US president. Imagine a new system where the government only had 1/6th of its current power, and things like defense, education, energy and healthcare were decentralized and not under the government umbrella. Imagine a new system like direct democracy where citizens could vote electronically on bills and initiatives, thus bypassing much of the need for elected representatives. Imagine a new system where the government had to balance its books and legally could not borrow to go into debt. Imagine a new system where only those who didn’t want the job were chosen, in order to prevent the ambitious from becoming career politicians. Imagine a new system where campaigning and rigged electronic voting machines were banned. Imagine a new system where anyone who declared war would have to personally go on the front lines to fight it!
We have the numbers and the power. We could create any new system we wanted to, only limited by our imagination and our will. Many societies in humanity’s past used a council of elders or wise men and women as their sole political vehicle. Some native American Indians gave great power to the old women or crones, who got to decide which men would be leaders, since they knew their characters as young children, when they had reared and watched over them.
However, before we create any possible new decentralized system, we need to address the root cause of the issue. To really be beneficial, any new system must be grounded in a higher state of consciousness. Einstein said that a problem can only be solved by moving to a higher level of thinking than that which created it. The real revolution has to be a revolution of consciousness. Any other movement or revolution that is not accompanied by this is bound to fail.
Imagine if we put as much power into changing the system as changing the President.
If you live in the US, I urge you to think big this election cycle. Don’t just think about which candidate you want, because after all, many are bought-and-sold NWO puppets. Think about the entire system. Think about what changes you would make if you could. Think about what system would better serve everyone. Share this with people you know, even if they aren’t open to it, because it may just plant a seed in their minds. We don’t have to constantly settle for mediocrity by choosing the lesser of two evils. We’re better than that.
At some point we created the government, and thus, so too can we dissolve it and replace it with an entirely new system if we so choose. Remember the words from the Declaration of Independence:
We’ve been abused enough. It’s time for a real revolution.
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