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The Good news:
It was a normal day in Sharon Springs , Kansas , when a Union Pacific crew boarded a loaded
coal train for the long trek to Salina .
The Bad news:
Just a few miles into the trip a wheel bearing became overheated and melted, letting a metal support
drop down and grind on the rail, creating white hot molten metal droppings spewing down to the rail.
The Good news:
A very alert crew noticed smoke about halfway down in the train and immediately stopped the train -
in compliance with the rules.
The Bad news:
The train stopped with the hot wheel over a wooden bridge with creosote ties and trusses.
The crew tried to explain to their company bosses but were instructed not to move the train. -
Occupational Health and Safety Rules.-
They were instructed that RULES prohibit moving the train when a part is defective.
REMEMBER, WHERE HEALTH & SAFETY IS CONCERNED,
RULES IS RULES!
Don't ever let common sense get in the way of a Good disaster!
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This is absolutely beautiful. Hat's off to Intel and the German drone operators.
This 100 Drone Synchronized Airshow isThe World's Largest display of drone technology by Intel Corporation (USA) involving 100 smallaircraft being launched skywards in formation. Controlled on the ground by a crew using PCs with Intel software, the mass of drones lit up the night sky in sync to a live performance of Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony, and executed a stunning light show resembling a fireworks display. “Drone 100” took place at Flugplatz Ahrenlohe, Tornesch, Germany, in November 2015.
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Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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