Just For Fun- Jokes, Quotes, Trivia and Games
Q: Who is the shortest man mentioned in the Bible?
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Jokes and Punnies
A kindergarten teacher was walking around observing her classroom of children while they were drawing pictures. As she got to one girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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Q:What car is mentioned in the Bible?
A: A honda. (in Acts chapter 2 says the disciples were all in one accord)
Kid's Games & Stuff
Fun & Games page from The DoughnutMan-coloring pages, songs and videos
Kid Explorers at Christian Answers.net for a variety of fun online games and activities.
Games and activities from previous VBS programs:
Games from Museum at 12627
Games from Deep Sea Adventure
Focus on the Family Clubhouse Jr funstuff
A: Bildad the Shuhite
(Job 2:11)
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Q: Why did God choose to declare the birth of Jesus to that particular group of shepherds?
A: They were outstanding in their field
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Q: When Joshua and the Israelites marched around Jericho, what note did they play on the trumpets?
A: B Flat
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A man dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him
at the pearly gates.
St. Peter says, "Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you've done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item, depending on how good it was. When you reach 100 points, you get in."
"Okay" the man says, "I attended church every Sunday"
"That's good, says St. Peter, " that's worth two points"
"Two points?" he says. "Well, I gave 10% of all my earnings
to the church"
"Well, let's see," answers Peter, "that's worth another 2 points. Did you do anything else?"
"Two points? Golly. How about this: I started a soup kitchen in my city and worked in a shelter for homeless veterans."
"Fantastic, that's certainly worth a point, " he says.
"hmmm...," the man says, "I was married to the same woman for 50 years and never cheated on her, even in my heart."
"That's wonderful," says St. Peter, "that's worth three points!"
"THREE POINTS!!" the man cries, "At this rate the only way I get into heaven is by the grace of God!"
"Come on in!"
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Q Who was the biggest sinner in the Bible?
A Moses, he broke all Ten Commandments at the same time!
(Exodus 32:19)
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Q Why are there always fences around cemeteries?
A Because people are dying
to get in!
Bible Trivia Set #2
Read the questions, and mark down your answers-then go to the Answers page to check your response.
1. Who said “Lord, if you had been here, my brother would not have died!”?
2. How old were Abraham and Sarah when Isaac was born?
3. Who wrote most of the psalms?
4. Jesus healed ten men of the same thing, but only one came back to thank Him. What did He heal them of?
5. Who were the three sons of Noah?
6. How many stones did David take with him when he went to fight Goliath?
7. What evidence did the 12 spies bring back to show that Canaan was a good land?
8. In what city was the temple built?
9. Finish this verse: John 3:16: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that
10. From what did Jesus heal the man who was let down by his friends through the ceiling of a house?
Bible Trivia Set #1
1. Who said "Behold! The lamb of God, that takes away the sin of the world!"
2. What was the name of the only daughter of Jacob mentioned in the Bible?
3. On what day did God create the moon?
4. For whom did God cause the sun and moon to stand still, and why?
5. How many times did the children of Israel march around Jericho?
6. On what mountain did Noah land after the flood?
7. Who said "You are the Christ, the Son of the Living God"
8. What was the name of the man whom Elisha sent to wash seven times in the river Jordan, in order to be healed?
9. How many sons did Jacob have?
10. Where did Moses flee when he left Egypt?
http://www.crossdaily.com/trivia/
http://quiz.christiansunite.com/
Sayings and Quotes
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" A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip. "
Billy Graham
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"The biggest room in the world is room for improvement!"
Pastor Mike
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"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible."
George Burns
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"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"
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"The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become."
Charles DuBois
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"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to
love our enemies; probably because they are
generally the same people."
G. K. Chesterton
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"Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are often stiffened."
Billy Graham
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"Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies."
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Whether you think you can or think you
can't-you're right!
-Pastor Mike
[As a man thinks in his heart, so is he. Proverbs 23:7]